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[UraMallas]

Fuck you, M's. Get a God damn clue.

Fuck the Mariners. Fuck Robinson Cano. For real.

Yeah. Fuck him, too.

 

[rando14]

rofl I just turned on the game and the M's are getting perfectod through 4? This team is a corpse

edit: ahahaha perfect through 5

 

[Macattk15]

Fuck you, M's. Get a God damn clue.



Yeah. Fuck him, too.

He is now below fucking replacement level.

24 million dollars a year ... below replacement level.

I understand shitty starts. I understand small sample sizes. He looks like fucking dogshit regardless.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

WOW

Defense by Matt Kemp!

 

[Branduil]

Really tired of this team leaving runs off the board with moronic baserunning.

 

[CygnusXS]

Freddie Freeman good.

 

[Loco4Coco]

Tear down Citi Field, rebuild Shea Stadium.

 

[rekameohs]

Fuck the Mariners. Fuck Robinson Cano. For real.

 

[Talon]

Tear down Citi Field, rebuild Shea Stadium.

Chipper returns from retirement.

 

[UraMallas]

That motherfucker who is whistling at the Mariners game is going to get his fingers shoved up his ass.

 

[unknownstranger]

Someone should spike Cano's drinks a few times to get him banned from the league so we don't have to pay him.

 

[Loco4Coco]

Chipper returns from retirement.

We're already dealing with Chipper 2.0 in Freeman.

Edit: Mariner fans really getting frustrated.

 

[Talon]

BABIP gods are fickle.

 

[Dominican Power]

Nova needs to be put out to pasture.

 

[Loco4Coco]

Nova needs to be put out to pasture.

He should also take Ruben Tejada with him.

 

[UraMallas]

We're already dealing with Chipper 2.0 in Freeman.

Edit: Mariner fans really getting frustrated.

There seems to be a disproportionate amount of us on this board so it's becoming the echo chamber of self-loathing in here. But, still, fuck the M's. I mean, we can't lose a series to the Marlins - we're not the Yankees.

 

[brianjones]

holy shit.. hanley really sucks at defense

maybe if he were hitting anything right now id be overlooked

haren went ice cold in a hurry

 

[UraMallas]

Elias! C'mon, man! You looked so good in your first two.

 

[rekameohs]

Looking a little more like the Dan Haren of late right now

 

[Loco4Coco]

Mets are a really boring team to watch when one of their younger pitcher are not pitching.

 

[KidA Seven]

We suck again.

 

[Macattk15]

Lol 6-0 Marlins.

Every fucking year. So tired of this shit.

 

[UraMallas]

I'm going to the gym.

 

[CygnusXS]

Mariners really need their good pitchers to get healthy.

 

[Macattk15]

Mariners really need their good pitchers to get healthy.

It really doesn't matter who pitches when you can't score a single fucking run.

Robinson Cano and his wRC+ of 73. Brad fucking Miller being awful. Kyle Seager deciding to be awful. Smoak being Smoak.

Offense sucks balls. Same story every year.

 

[CygnusXS]

It really doesn't matter who pitches when you can't score a single fucking run.

Robinson Cano and his wRC+ of 73. Brad fucking Miller being awful. Kyle Seager deciding to be awful. Smoak being Smoak.

Offense sucks balls. Same story every year.

If I ever drive down to Seattle, I'll buy you a beer.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

I went to the restroom and we're down 4-0?

We're dead.

 

[KidA Seven]

I went to the restroom and we're down 4-0?

We're dead.

Most pathetic performance of the season. Everyone just looks like they want to lose and go home.

 

[Malo]

I get home to see Nova got rocked. I am SHOCKED.

 

[Loco4Coco]

Captain American't

 

[Fox318]

If I ever drive down to Seattle, I'll buy you a beer.

Wouldn't you be driving up?

 

[Macattk15]

If I ever drive down to Seattle, I'll buy you a beer.

How about you drive to Connecticut instead?

Why I've followed this shitty team in an area surrounded by actual good teams forever I don't know.

 

[Windu]

Wouldn't you be driving up?

He is one of those weird Canadians.

 

[CygnusXS]

Not a good defensive game for BJ.

 

[Loco4Coco]

Granderson should bat bench.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Carl Crawful ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Dominican Power]

The pitching has turned into complete and utter shit. omfg

 

[Grizza]

Wait, Rickie Weeks is still on the Brewers? And he's still useless? Ouch.

 

[Fox318]

He is one of those weird Canadians.

*gasp*

 

[Sir Alemeth]

Almost got shut out by the Padres last night, and now getting no hit.
Welcome back, 2013 Giants.

 

[Loco4Coco]

I knew Colon looked familiar.

 

[Dominican Power]

Tanaka and Pineda have been great so far so, nah.

You jinxed us.

 

[cashman]

Almost got shut out by the Padres last night, and now getting no hit.
Welcome back, 2013 Giants.

umm...

 

[Loco4Coco]

Automatic strike 3 check swing!!!!

 

[darkside31337]

hooray rays <3

 

[KidA Seven]

The bats finally woke up.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

COMEBACK BEGINS

 

[brianjones]

ethier actually showing power ? amazing

 

[Loco4Coco]

The Mets sure know how to hit! Be hard to get playing time for all these hitters.

 

[Y2Kev]

The new guy sucks too.