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MLB 2016 Regular Season Official Thread - Do Not Attempt to Ketchup
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Stanton just did.
Corran Horn
May the Schwartz be with you
detectiveconan1
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First sweep of the Dodgers in franchise history!
Sir Alemeth
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Mattingly sure knows how to win in LA!
Corran Horn
May the Schwartz be with you
BigJonsson
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Dee Gordon?!?!?
What the hell
Who is next?
What the hell
Who is next?
detectiveconan1
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Jeff Passan ‏@JeffPassan 3m3 minutes ago
Dee Gordon suspended 80 games for PEDs
Dee Gordon suspended 80 games for PEDs
hopefully this was the game that gets danks out of the rotation.
Danks currently is 0-4
white sox have a total of 7 losses on the season.
danks have given up 18 runs in 22.1 innings
white sox have given up 58 runs in 205 innings meaning danks has given up around 30% of the team runs in 10% of the total pitching.
without counting danks the rest of the white sox have given up 40 runs over 182.2 innings. or a 1.97 team era.
from the start I was hoping danks would be long relief this year.
the white sox brought up johnson for a bit but didn't even give him a shot, instead calling up a different player to make a spot start poorly. hopefully they bring him back up and give him a few stars as his 3.5 era that we have seen in the majors last year and in the minors so far would be great for a 5th starter.
if not I guess I will just continue to hope that games that danks starts he gets lit up as if the white sox don't want to give one of their younger players a shot to get mlb exp in the 5th slot even though they have plenty of good looking young pitchers, they can just trade for a 5th starter as long as the rest of the team doesn't fall apart.
for the record, tonight's loss was expected, the series really starts tomorrow with BAL and should be fun.
Danks currently is 0-4
white sox have a total of 7 losses on the season.
danks have given up 18 runs in 22.1 innings
white sox have given up 58 runs in 205 innings meaning danks has given up around 30% of the team runs in 10% of the total pitching.
without counting danks the rest of the white sox have given up 40 runs over 182.2 innings. or a 1.97 team era.
from the start I was hoping danks would be long relief this year.
the white sox brought up johnson for a bit but didn't even give him a shot, instead calling up a different player to make a spot start poorly. hopefully they bring him back up and give him a few stars as his 3.5 era that we have seen in the majors last year and in the minors so far would be great for a 5th starter.
if not I guess I will just continue to hope that games that danks starts he gets lit up as if the white sox don't want to give one of their younger players a shot to get mlb exp in the 5th slot even though they have plenty of good looking young pitchers, they can just trade for a 5th starter as long as the rest of the team doesn't fall apart.
for the record, tonight's loss was expected, the series really starts tomorrow with BAL and should be fun.
brianjones
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wtf u doing dee?
bonds influence
bonds influence
obviously Freddie Freeman.
he is killing it. 20+ games into the season and he owns half of his team's home runs, just unreal.
Ninja Scooter
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this dude weighs like 120 lbs. And people still think they can tell who is juicing by looking.
Corran Horn
May the Schwartz be with you
Dee lol.
sf2fanatic
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I knew it was too good to be true to see Dee hit off KENta
Mr. Enigma
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Ninja Scooter
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Stanton is next. Bonds has the entire team roiding.
sf2fanatic
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Lie, cheat and steal.
sf2fanatic
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Dee tried to use Oni. We all know Oni is banned.. Lol
Dominican Power
Member
Damn Dee.
Purple Cheeto
Member
Clostebol is apparently a synthetic anabolic steroid that doesn't give you estrogen. A quick google search shows that body builders don't like it because it provides low gains.
You can also get it accidentally from sex:
http://www.clinchem.org/content/50/2/456.full
Other random stuff:
Seems like its something you have to use A LOT to get consistent effects.
This says its good for building lean mass: https://juicedmuscle.com/jmblog/content/megagrisevit-mono-clostebol-acetate
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Arietta, duuuuh. ;P
Ninja Scooter
Member
more like P-E-Dee, amiright?
Go home old man.
Go to a retirement home, you!
Ninja Scooter
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Frozenprince
Banned
this dude weighs like 120 lbs. And people still think they can tell who is juicing by looking.
Proof that the whole "Bonds got super jacked" thing is BS.
I mean Bonds was roided out of his skull don't get me wrong but you're 100% right, body size has nothing to do with it. Maybe people will FINALLY learn that.
brianjones
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i mean lance armstrong used roids and he hardly looked like barry bonds
but barrys transformation was humongous.. his head look like ken griffey jr. in that simpsons episode
but barrys transformation was humongous.. his head look like ken griffey jr. in that simpsons episode
Alex Anderson
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Aww, not Dee Gordon 
Dmncnby2k9
Banned
Holy crap, now that's unexpected.
Bahahaha what
Trade the entire team. Nice Guy Jeff Francoeur for Team Cancer Jose Fernandez
only way this stops is if the player's union agrees to contacts being voided when people get caught.
Do PEDs, get large contact. Get Caught. Rinse and Repeat.
only way this stops is if the player's union agrees to contacts being voided when people get caught.
JimJamJones
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Dmncnby2k9
Banned
Barry Bonds coaching tip:
"Dee Dee, I was a cream guy myself, but you also for the needle. Stick that mother on that left butt cheek and you good to go!"
"Dee Dee, I was a cream guy myself, but you also for the needle. Stick that mother on that left butt cheek and you good to go!"
And look who just happens to be the batting coach.
chicagocubsfan
Member
Not Dee.
I wonder if that was negotiated as a "just in case they add one" type of thing?
Sometimes this stuff isn't as weird as it looks, like the famous M&M clause in Van Halen gig contracts, which was (allegedly) put in to smoke out whether the venue owners were even reading the contract and addressing the more important requirements.
MultiJhonny
Banned
so I can't drop Dee Gordon off my fantasy team... great.
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