Support NeoGAF

[Duane Cunningham]

Huh, I guess me zeroing out all of Chris Carpenter's stats in the Show works kind like a voodoo doll! Who should I do next?

 

[yankeehater]

Huh, I guess me zeroing out all of Chris Carpenter's stats in the Show works kind like a voodoo doll! Who should I do next?

I would say Arod but time seems to be doing a good job of that already.

 

[Enron]

Huh, I guess me zeroing out all of Chris Carpenter's stats in the Show works kind like a voodoo doll! Who should I do next?

Pujols plz

 

[Windu]

Huh, I guess me zeroing out all of Chris Carpenter's stats in the Show works kind like a voodoo doll! Who should I do next?

you can start with:

Roy Halladay
Cliff Lee
Cole Hamels
Chase Utley
Jose Reyes
Mike Stanton
Hanley Ramirez
Josh Johnson
Ryan Zimmerman
Jordan Zimmermann
Stephen Strasburg
Jayson Werth
David Wright
Ike Davis
Johan Santana
R.A. Dickey

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

you can start with:

Roy Halladay
Cliff Lee
Cole Hamels
Chase Utley
Jose Reyes
Mike Stanton
Hanley Ramirez
Josh Johnson
Ryan Zimmerman
Jordan Zimmermann
Stephen Strasburg
Jayson Werth
David Wright
Ike Davis
Johan Santana
R.A. Dickey

Well the Mets medical staff will ruin things again. And leave Johan alone, he's just getting back.

 

[CygnusXS]

I feel like Ike Davis has been through enough already. It's not the like the Mets are any kind of threat anyways.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Huh, I guess me zeroing out all of Chris Carpenter's stats in the Show works kind like a voodoo doll! Who should I do next?

Bump Jeff Mathis up to 100

 

[acheron_xl]

Huh, I guess me zeroing out all of Chris Carpenter's stats in the Show works kind like a voodoo doll! Who should I do next?

Votto please.

 

[The Frankman]

I'm BACK, bitches.

Read from page 295 to 303 to remember how awesome baseball is

and then read this

NEVAR FUCKING FORGET.

Spoiler

cashman and Joe Shlabotnik with awesome replies.

 

[Windu]

we're doomed

 

[rekameohs]

I'm BACK, bitches.

Read from page 295 to 303 to remember how awesome baseball is

and then read this

NEVAR FUCKING FORGET.

Haha, 2012's got a lot to live up to.

 

[The Frankman]

we're doomed

"Things Craig Kimbrel said after blowing a save on the last day of the season" for $1000, Alex.

 

[darkside31337]

I'm BACK, bitches.

Read from page 295 to 303 to remember how awesome baseball is

and then read this

NEVAR FUCKING FORGET.

Spoiler

cashman and Joe Shlabotnik with awesome replies.

Frankman you just got back man. Don't go poking Opiate with no stick. He will permanently move you to Community if you do.

 

[The Frankman]

Frankman you just got back man. Don't go poking Opiate with no stick. He will permanently move you to Community if you do.

I am simply stating that I feel baseball is an amazing sport, and it is not "a waste" to be a fan of it. I do not see how I have offended anyone, it clearly is not my intention.

Hopefully my team can make it through Spring without anyone's limbs falling off, as it would greatly affect the performance of the group.

 

[CygnusXS]

From MLB.com:

Mets third baseman David Wright flew to New York on Sunday for an examination and possible cortisone injection in his left rib cage

While the Mets are saying all of the things you'd expect them to say -- not too concerned, optimistic that he'll return soon -- players generally don't get cortisone shots to the ribs just for yuks. And while manager Terry Collins said he was optimistic, he also left this quote to mull over:

"You better believe it's troubling," Collins said. "And we have no answers."

Yup.

 

[Windu]

lol @ the last two posts

 

[RBH]

rofl

 

[The Frankman]

I'll be worried if there's a week left in ST and he hasn't played yet. Spring is when you can get hurt and just rest, no biggie. As long as he's fine for Opening Day big whoop.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

The best part of the World Series thread was imagining the torture Branduill was going through as he went through his silly gimmick of pretending to be a Cardinals fan to jinx them.

 

[CygnusXS]

Meanwhile, over at CAC...

2 Responses to “Reaction to Chipper’s Latest Quotes”

manpitt Says:
March 12th, 2012 at 11:41 PM EDT

JJ and prospects(the terd and pitching prospect) for david wright????
Dr. Zoidberg Says:
March 13th, 2012 at 12:54 AM EDT

I don’t look forward to the day Chipper hangs up his cleats, but perhaps it’s best that we emotionally prepare ourselves for not seeing him on the field much this year. The end is soon. Sad times, but it’s been a fantastic career!

Anyways, along with manpiit’s comment, what are the chances to get David Wright? A good idea to go for him now instead of waiting for Chipper to retire during the season?

????

 

[Windu]

Meanwhile, over at CAC...

????

that poster seems to forget that our LFer can play 3B.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

that poster seems to forget that our LFer can play 3B.

Exactly. If Prado moves to 3B, that opens the door for Jose Constanza to continue his brilliance from last season and once again outshine Jason Heyward. I like this plan...

 

[Windu]

Exactly. If Prado moves to 3B, that opens the door for Jose Constanza to continue his brilliance from last season and once again outshine Jason Heyward. I like this plan...

heh.

anyway i would hope if chipper does retire they move uggla to 3B and put prado at 2B. Both are below average at 2B but Uggla is waaaaaaayyy below average. (or put Uggla in LF...)

(our infield defense is going to be a disaster)

 

[The Frankman]

heh.

anyway i would hope if chipper does retire they move uggla to 3B and put prado at 2B. Both are below average at 2B but Uggla is waaaaaaayyy below average.

(our infield defense is going to be a disaster)

Uggla... at 3B?

Next you'll be telling me Daniel Murphy will be a Gold Glove second baseman!!

 

[Windu]

Uggla... at 3B?

http://i.imgur.com/7jecc.gif

gotta be better than 2B. it has to be, you can only go up.

 

[The Frankman]

The thing is, Uggla seems to have gotten better at 2nd. I mean he'll still commit errors but his D isn't Marlins-bad now. If he ever committed to losing some weight I'm sure he'd improve his range a bit.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

The thing is, Uggla seems to have gotten better at 2nd. I mean he'll still commit errors but his D isn't Marlins-bad now. If he ever committed to losing some weight I'm sure he's improve his range a bit.

Don't worry. He gained 20 pounds of muscle in the offseason.

 

[Windu]

The thing is, Uggla seems to have gotten better at 2nd. I mean he'll still commit errors but his D isn't Marlins-bad now. If he ever committed to losing some weight I'm sure he'd improve his range a bit.

no, its just as bad if not worse.

Don't worry. He gained 20 pounds of muscle in the offseason.

Tim Hudson should just retire, he has no chance.

 

[jman2050]

Frankman returns!

Maybe you can try knocking some sense into certain possibly robotic persons?

 

[CygnusXS]

heh.

anyway i would hope if chipper does retire they move uggla to 3B and put prado at 2B. Both are below average at 2B but Uggla is waaaaaaayyy below average. (or put Uggla in LF...)

(our infield defense is going to be a disaster)

Don't worry, DOB says Simmons is a 50% lock for the starting job. Irrefutable journalism right there.

 

[Windu]

Don't worry, DOB says Simmons is a 50% lock for the starting job. Irrefutable journalism right there.

DOB is quite the analyst. I wonder who else in Lynchburg will be starting for the braves in 2012.

 

[Corran Horn]

Frank back? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

 

[ConradCervantes]

Baseball season has truly started.

*checks calender* Fuck.

 

[h3ro]

I'm BACK, bitches.

Welcome back! You were missed in the NBA thread, homes. Wish you were here during Lin's run and before the carriage turned back into a pumpkin.

Baseball time!

 

[The Frankman]

Welcome back! You were missed in the NBA thread, homes. Wish you were here during Lin's run and before the carriage turned back into a pumpkin.

I posted on IRC during the run.

I'm not happy with certain members of Knicks-GAF. they will be disciplined.

 

[CygnusXS]

DOB is quite the analyst. I wonder who else in Lynchburg will be starting for the braves in 2012.

Salcedo to fill in for Chipper, Lipka in center.

 

[Malo]

Welcome back Frank and stay away from opiate.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

welcome back frank, we have to be nice to each other and act like adults. BE NICE FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

 

[ZeroRay]

I respect all of you.

 

[JambiBum]

WB Frank. If we get moved to Community I'm blaming you.

 

[acheron_xl]

Next you'll be telling me Daniel Murphy will be a Gold Glove second baseman!!

If Jeter can win a GG, anyone can.

 

[talisayNon]

Gosh, I hope Davy's ok for the beginning of the season =/.

 

[Para bailar La Bomba]

I'm BACK, bitches.

Welcome back, now is there any chance we can have The MLB Show 12 Mets Edition cover please? (My preference is Gary Carter or Dickey in that order). Thanks muchly.

 

[Blackace]

Kevin Goldstein Farm System Rankings
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=16208

i think he was just saying he doesn't know how long he can play for, it could be tomorrow it could be 2013.

Seattle is number 7 but have heard them ranked higher...

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Welcome back Frankster!

 

[captmcblack]

Frank is back.

We need to stop the bleeding in NBA-Age too.

...but now, finally, baseball season can begin. Welcome back!



FREE POLLO

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Goddammit, I was too lazy to post my prediction yesterday that Frankman would be unbanned the day after all sports megathreads went away, complete with Planet Of The Apes .gif.

Anyway, welcome back!

 

[vas_a_morir]

I saw the "post the weirdest most disturbing anime gifs" thread title and my first reaction was "Frankman NOO!" then I realized that it was somebody else. Good to have you back.

Now, if the mods would kindly Free Pollo.

Who's making the season thread?

 

[h3ro]

I saw the "post the weirdest most disturbing anime gifs" thread title and my first reaction was "Frankman NOO!" then I realized that it was somebody else. Good to have you back.

Now, if the mods would kindly Free Pollo.

Who's making the season thread?

I believe first dibs go to cards-age.


lol

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

I believe first dibs go to cards-age.


lol

What's so funny? Branduil's around.