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[Sanjuro]

you seriously better hope the sox do some winning this year because the smugness and trolling will wear pretty thin with the fanbase and fast.

If you're talking about the Yankee fanbase, yes.

 

[eznark]

you seriously better hope the sox do some winning this year because the smugness and trolling will wear pretty thin with the fanbase and fast.

Smugness is the Boston's single largest export. He is a natural.

 

[h3ro]

If you're talking about the Yankee fanbase, yes.

Not at all, we've already experienced all he has to offer. We have antibodies against his antigen.

He'll wear on Sox fans quick if the team performs poorly and everyone realizes his go to move is to divert attention on the team's results by trolling the Yanks or some other current event.

 

[Sanjuro]

Not at all, we've already experienced all he has to offer. We have antibodies against his antigen.

He'll wear on Sox fans quick if the team performs poorly and everyone realizes his go to move is to divert attention on the team's results by trolling the Yanks or some other current event.

Doesn't seem like it to me.

That same logic would apply to almost any manager in a large market, not just Bobby specifically.

 

[h3ro]

Can't speak for everybody I guess. I enjoy Valentine's schtick every now and then. I found Jerry Manuel to be infinitely more annoying.

Retardi just goes to the list of distractions he keeps in his trapper keeper.

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Can't speak for everybody I guess. I enjoy Valentine's schtick every now and then. I found Jerry Manuel to be infinitely more annoying.

Retardi just goes to the list of distractions he keeps in his trapper keeper.

Yea agreed. Manuel calling everybody gangtas and cats got old quick.

 

[eznark]

Bobby Jenks just pulled a LaRussa.

 

[h3ro]

Red Sox reliever Bobby Jenks was arrested in Ft. Myers at 3:43 AM this morning. The charges: DUI, property damage and hit-and-run, suggesting that he crashed his car and tried to take off

Link

 

[Sanjuro]

Not cool enough to be Kenny Powers.

 

[tc farks]

Bobby Jenks just pulled a LaRussa.

Better than a Josh Hancock.

 

[Meohsix]

Joba Chamberlain was jumping on a trampoline and suffered an open dislocation of his right ankle. He had surgery last night, and will likely miss most if not all of this upcoming season.

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/sto...erlain-suffers-severe-field-ankle-dislocation

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/sto...erlain-suffers-severe-field-ankle-dislocation

Wtf. Relievers are getting injured in the craziest ways.

 

[h3ro]

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/sto...erlain-suffers-severe-field-ankle-dislocation

...

What on earth.


Complete dislocations of the ankle are horrible. Oh boy. Hope his fixation goes well.

 

[Sanjuro]

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/sto...erlain-suffers-severe-field-ankle-dislocation

 

[h3ro]

PUT SOX-AGE IN THE PENNN

 

[Jon]

Haha, Sanjuro. Perfect gif. If this would happen to anyone, ANYONE, it would be Joba.

 

[Malo]

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/sto...erlain-suffers-severe-field-ankle-dislocation

This is worse than blowing out your arm playing Guitar Hero.

Joba is a damn idiot.

 

[RBH]

rofl

 

[Oxx]

Tramampoline!

 

[Malo]

 

[Doytch]

Hey check it out another dumbfuck baseball player driving drunk. The hypocrisy is disgusting.

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

So I heard Moyer pitched 4 perfect innings?

Also, I think Worley forgot to warm up. 4 hits/3 runs to the first four batters?

 

[Sanjuro]

Hey check it out another dumbfuck baseball player driving drunk. The hypocrisy is disgusting.

I guess the police report currently states he claimed to have been on some kind of painkiller...coming from a strip club.

If he wasn't drunk, good for him? Best case scenario for him sounds like he had at least a couple drinks that fucked with his medication. Still a moron.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Frickin' Joba. I'm picturing him bounding toward the trampoline like a five-year-old as soon as he sees it.

I guess the police report currently states he claimed to have been on some kind of painkiller...coming from a strip club.

If he wasn't drunk, good for him? Best case scenario for him sounds like he had at least a couple drinks that fucked with his medication. Still a moron.

Yeah, I've, uh... heard that they usually make you buy drinks at a strip club.

 

[distantmantra]

Really annoyed they're not broadcasting the Ms games against Yomiuri and Hanshin on TV...

 

[The Frankman]

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/sto...erlain-suffers-severe-field-ankle-dislocation

 

[Doytch]

I guess the police report currently states he claimed to have been on some kind of painkiller...coming from a strip club.

If he wasn't drunk, good for him? Best case scenario for him sounds like he had at least a couple drinks that fucked with his medication. Still a moron.

The police website had him down for DUI, so whatever.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Soria decided to have Tommy John surgery, so he's done for the year. He'll have it on April 3, so he'll be back in April 2013.

 

[sangreal]

Hey check it out another dumbfuck baseball player driving drunk. The hypocrisy is disgusting.

They shouldn't be allowed to play in Toronto, since normals who get DUIs are not allowed into Canada.

(btw, this issue was actually raised by Cabrera's lawyer when he got his DUI, but then he got a pass from Canada)

 

[Windu]

Finally, we’re auctioning off the #6 spot on the list*. After the Mariners in 2010 and the Twins last year, we now see that placing sixth on this list is a near guarantee of epic failure, so if there’s a team that you’d like to see crash and burn in 2012, simply send us a large sum of money along with the franchise that you’d like to sabotage. The largest donor of the day will get to ruin the organization of his choice.

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/2012-organizational-rankings-methodology/

donates $5 for the phillies to be #6

 

[sf2fanatic]

Soria decided to have Tommy John surgery, so he's done for the year. He'll have it on April 3, so he'll be back in April 2013.

So who they gonna draft for next years first pick?

 

[rekameohs]

I wonder how lopsided the Tigers record will be against the rest of the AL Central.

 

[Windu]

apparently Utley is going to address the media on Sunday...

 

[Jon]

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/2012-organizational-rankings-methodology/

donates $5 for the phillies to be #6

Heyyy...that's not nice.

 

[h3ro]

Torre back as Executive Vice President for Baseball Operations, same position he held before leaving to form a group to bid on the Dodgers.

Baseball Commissioner Allan H. (Bud) Selig announced today that Joe Torre has rejoined Major League Baseball as Executive Vice President for Baseball Operations … Torre originally joined Major League Baseball in February of 2011, overseeing areas that include Major League Operations, Umpiring, On-Field Operations and On-Field Discipline. In the capacity to which he is returning, Torre serves as the Office of the Commissioner’s primary liaison to the general managers and field managers of the 30 Major League Clubs regarding all baseball and on-field matters.

Link

 

[CygnusXS]

apparently Utley is going to address the media on Sunday...

It's been nice knowing you, Chase.

 

[Enron]

apparently Utley is going to address the media on Sunday...

Where did you see that at?

 

[Windu]

Where did you see that at?

Phillies sbnation

 

[sangreal]

damn, Francesa saying Joba's injury was life-threatening (due to blood loss)

Makes it sound like his foot fell off

 

[sf2fanatic]

Right now I had to take a second look at Albers. I first thought "Whoa Brox got traded there"

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

damn, Francesa saying Joba's injury was life-threatening (due to blood loss)

Makes it sound like his foot fell off

I was afraid of what "open dislocation" implied, and I was right. It means the bone was protruding from the skin. He probably did or nearly did break his foot off.

 

[Jon]

Chase Utley is just going to say, "Hey guys, everything is fine. Also, I am using this press conference to say there will be no more press conferences, meetings around my locker, or questions in any form directed toward me for the rest of the season. God bless."

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

Chase Utley is just going to say, "Hey guys, everything is fine. Also, I am using this press conference to say there will be no more press conferences, meetings around my locker, or questions in any form directed toward me for the rest of the season. God bless."

I predict these two events:

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

*SIGH* well I guess a roster spot just opened up for Andy. real gangsta Andy, real gangsta.

 

[Syphon Filter]

Torre back as Executive Vice President for Baseball Operations, same position he held before leaving to form a group to bid on the Dodgers.



Link

What up h3ro!

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

*SIGH* well I guess a roster spot just opened up for Andy. real gangsta Andy, real gangsta.

Perfect timing huh? Lol

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

Perfect timing huh? Lol

yes... perfect.... of course. *shifts eyes*

 

[Sanjuro]

Yeah, I've, uh... heard that they usually make you buy drinks at a strip club.

I remember a strip club in the meadowlands that had a $10 drink minimum...without a liquor license. $10 bottle of water.

 

[CygnusXS]

I remember a strip club in the meadowlands that had a $10 drink minimum...without a liquor license. $10 bottle of water.

An alcohol-free strip club? Who goes to that?

 

[Jangocube]

I remember a strip club in the meadowlands that had a $10 drink minimum...without a liquor license. $10 bottle of water.

Went to a strip club recently for a bachelors party and it was a "bring your own booze" type place. Must have lost their liquor license.