Dat Matt Damon.
This relief pitcher say Tallyho, or what?
If we could clone Beltran and put him at every position, we'd be up 4,201-0 with a perfect game going on the minimum number of pitches thrown.
He's too good for us so he fucked on out of here with a fake injury, but not before saving a few runs.
It'd be hilarious when you'd pinch hit Beltran for Beltran.
I doubt that the Red Sox will.We shouldn't even see Koji with a 5 run lead.
Who believes that fiction? Eznark has the real story!
This ain't no Tony LaRussa small-ball son. Beltran only hits homers. He once accidentally bunted into a grand slam with no one on base.
Gone Too Soon.Addie Joss is the greatest pitcher who ever lived.
How I fucking hate this ballpark.
Dan had to get really hyped to sing god bless america. Fuckin Marines, go Army!
Didju know that Lester beat cancer?
Lol he looked like he took a hit of meth before he came out there. So really, like a normal marine.I was waiting for him to stick out his tongue.
@MaureenaMullen: Beltran has been seen returning to #Cardinals clubhouse. #redsoxtalk
only one misplay by our pitcher!Did Leyland take over as manager of the cards all of a sudden?
Hah. Joe buck hypes up the rookie and then Otiz crushes it on one pitch.