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[shinobi602]

Saw thread title, assumed cboat thread, only 'slappers only' gettin slapped.

I am disappoint.

 

[spirity]

I can't believe how many people actually got trolled by this.

that beast pc connected to two 60" kuros? sounds legit bro, whats the matter with you

 

[JB1981]

Lol @ Blair's raps

 

[Azull]

God damnit walked in here expecting CBOAT thread...GAF even went down so I was thinking it was a sure thing. Well played mods...well played...

 

[FourMyle]

dead

 

[Japanmanx3]

So appropriate...never gets old...highkey brag thread tbh...

 

[TheOGB]

Saw thread title, assumed cboat thread, only 'slappers only' gettin slapped.

I am disappoint.

Thought the same thing at first, but then I thought "Wait a second, this title makes too much sense to be a cboat thread."

 

[Triple Da G.O.D!]

#LifeForceExtinguished

 

[Cipherr]

Race is master, my rig will blast past ya, faster, than a haste stacking caster,
No need to ask ya, console equals peon, your liquid cooling is when you have to pee on,
Your xbox or ps, two names both BS, got all this hardware but still play that CS,
You kids play at recess, enjoy your DS, i bust out the laptop and emulate Kid Icarus,
Boot up TF2, maybe play some payload, i've got uncharted power, gaming jesus check the halo.


(I) Fuck with your console like ether
(Will) Teach you - the king - you know you
(Not) Master Race across the belly
(Lose) I prove you lost already

 

[The Flash]

This thread title gave me cancer

 

[B.O.O.M]

This thread is a gold mine

Especially Blair..hats off to you!

 

[88random]

So many epic threads in such a short period of time. Blair delivered.

LOL

 

[NinjaTehFish]

Got 2 titans in my rig and another round my kneck
Got those gaffers hatin when they come to inspect
Got that 08 laptop,
Framerate never drop,
You heatin up like your console, i'm stayin cold and on top
Titanfall all you got
But i'm on it day one,
Will you even see it, i doubt it will run
You stuck on 900p,
Looks like a slideshow to me,
I downsample that shit, even though theres no need

Race is master, my rig will blast past ya, faster, than a haste stacking caster,
No need to ask ya, console equals peon, your liquid cooling is when you have to pee on,
Your xbox or ps, two names both BS, got all this hardware but still play that CS,
You kids play at recess, enjoy your DS, i bust out the laptop and emulate Kid Icarus,
Boot up TF2, maybe play some payload, i've got uncharted power, gaming jesus check the halo.


(I) Fuck with your console like ether
(Will) Teach you - the king - you know you
(Not) Master Race across the belly
(Lose) I prove you lost already

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

So sad that we'll never see his sequel to this thread.

 

[the chris]

Got 2 titans in my rig and another round my kneck
Got those gaffers hatin when they come to inspect
Got that 08 laptop,
Framerate never drop,
You heatin up like your console, i'm stayin cold and on top
Titanfall all you got
But i'm on it day one,
Will you even see it, i doubt it will run
You stuck on 900p,
Looks like a slideshow to me,
I downsample that shit, even though theres no need

So good:

 

[Nilaul]

Now make it play Uncharted and Halo.

Well it has halo 1, 2 and that rts halo.

 

[derExperte]

Why not? I just can't see myself sitting at a desk in a room on my own while the rest of the family is in the living room any more.

This thread has it all, even the comfy couch argument. It's perfect.

Heck, my laptop's from 2010, and it's at best on a vague par with a 360. At best.

Shouldn't have bought Apple.

Spoiler

kinda kidding

 

[Neuromancer]

This thread has been redeemed. Good work guys.

 

[KoopaTheCasual]

First post wants you to spend $900 on consoles to play two games.

The OP wants you to spend several times that to not play those games.

 

[Seance]

Those are some sick rhymes, not gonna lie.
PC master race till I die.
Call it the mustard race
Cos consoles need to ketchup
Running console ports at 60 frames
With the IQ of a pinup

Spoiler

no ban pls

 

[Angry Puppy]

arrogant pc gamers vs ignorant console gamers again?

 

[LowEndTorque]

Race is master, my rig will blast past ya, faster, than a haste stacking caster,
No need to ask ya, console equals peon, your liquid cooling is when you have to pee on,
Your xbox or ps, two names both BS, got all this hardware but still play that CS,
You kids play at recess, enjoy your DS, i bust out the laptop and emulate Kid Icarus,
Boot up TF2, maybe play some payload, i've got uncharted power, gaming jesus check the halo.


(I) Fuck with your console like ether
(Will) Teach you - the king - you know you
(Not) Master Race across the belly
(Lose) I prove you lost already

10/10.

 

[PFD]

You don't know whether it has two or three Titans?

OP is too cool to check how many Titans he's got

 

[4lejandro]

obviously a joke post, the Kuros gave him away!

 

[cchum]

 

[Gxgear]

What a good sport, OP even stuck around to take his lumps after getting junior'd

 

[heavyness]

for the OP

 

[Sakujou]

Wow braggin with a pc which costs more than 4times more than the new systems... You pulled one, dude.

 

[Mentaiko_Allergy]

Blair bringing mad rhymes son!

*salutes*

 

[Lumyst]

Blair bringing mad rhymes son!

*salutes*

Just read the thread title like it's about to start a rap, and then in your head start a thumpin' beat and rap to Blair's mad rhymes. Perfect.

 

[Cody_D165]

LOLOL this thread title

 

[S0N0S]

EDIT1: Oops wrong thread, what're we talking about here?

EDIT2: YUUUUUP. PC's pretty good. Master race, water's fine, etc....

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

DId he post a picture or something?

 

[HiiiLife]

OP drives a hooptie.

Edit: Dead @ this dudes Ether rap. 8 Mile on Neogaf. We in chea.

 

[Codiox]

please tell me how much energy consumption you got do you have to get another job to pay the energy bills?

 

[Jay-T]

Blair's raps are the best thing i've read on GAF

 

[SmartBase]

Only 1080p at 60"? Disgusting.

 

[Dennis]

So appropriate...never gets old...highkey brag thread tbh...

Clearly it is a satire thread and not a brag thread.

 

[hateradio]

Yeah, I have four titans and 128GBs of GDDR5 ram and an i7 haswell, too.

Avatar in 4K 3D is awesome.

 

[Dimefan3]

Ah, but the burning question is - can it play solitaire?

 

[AbandonedTrolley]

Yeah, I have four titans and 128GBs of GDDR5 ram and an i7 haswell, too.

Avatar in 4K 3D is awesome.

I'm assuming real time rendering? ;-)

 

[LordEssdot]

Race is master, my rig will blast past ya, faster, than a haste stacking caster,
No need to ask ya, console equals peon, your liquid cooling is when you have to pee on,
Your xbox or ps, two names both BS, got all this hardware but still play that CS,
You kids play at recess, enjoy your DS, i bust out the laptop and emulate Kid Icarus,
Boot up TF2, maybe play some payload, i've got uncharted power, gaming jesus check the halo.


(I) Fuck with your console like ether
(Will) Teach you - the king - you know you
(Not) Master Race across the belly
(Lose) I prove you lost already

dat network-attached storage....

 

[Xbox Rox]

What was the original thread title?

 

[Hrothgar]

My takeaway from this thread is that the OP is an annoyed console gamer trying to ridicule the master race, cause who doesnt count his titans?!? Its like not measuring your massive dick, it doesn't make sense!

Those raps lol!

 

[hateradio]

I'm assuming real time rendering? ;-)

Well, the movie's pre-rendered, since it's how Cameron made it, but the 3D effect is all rendered in real time.

 

[IrishNinja]

the thread title
Blair's hot fire (but he's not a rapper)

i cant

 

[taps]

I'm buying a PS3 for Ico 3

 

[Lotto]

the title

those blair raps

this thread

 

[Kocolino67]

Welcome to overclockers.co.uk

 

[Hazaro]

omg