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hyp

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that shit was mad catchy. i'll probably end up reciting it in public with a bunch of funny looks coming my way.
 

TekunoRobby

Tag of Excellence
:lol :lol
I rarely tred into the OT but I wanted to pop in and say thanks for the awesome flash. Luckily Slo was in the GA chatroom and linked me to this so a big thanks to him as well. Keep up the good work JeffDowns, you're already a star among my friends!
 

Pachinko

Member
Awesome song and flash man. Honestly, if this gets out to other places and spreads around the internet it'll be the new popular internet thing for awhile. Good job!
 
Socreges said:
Jeff, are you Bumba, Shae, Wiz, or Concrete?

I guess... Wiz.


I'm Jhae.


And for whoever asked for a Flash 5 version, we're working on getting that now.

Edit: Flash 5 version available under "downloads"
 

bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
:lol :lol :lol :lol

Titty stock market! :lol

"MEN, FIND THOSE TITTIES!" :lol

Not wanting to hit Vivica Fox after 50 :lol

:lol :lol Sir, I take my hat off to you. Incredible.
 

Dilbert

Member
OHMYFUCKINGGOD. The contest for Flash of the year is OVER!

Genius, man, genius. Damn good freestyle flow, too.

I think the funniest part wass at the end when you showed Halle in the Catwoman costume with "Bitch, what you thinkin'?" at the top. That killed me.
 

DCX

DCX
-jinx- said:
OHMYFUCKINGGOD. The contest for Flash of the year is OVER!

Genius, man, genius. Damn good freestyle flow, too.

I think the funniest part wass at the end when you showed Halle in the Catwoman costume with "Bitch, what you thinkin'?" at the top. That killed me.
Yeah that made me laugh! :lol

DCX
 

Mason

Member
:lol

That was great, but I have two suggestions:

1) "Faux" is spelled "Fow," thought you might want to fix that
2) Maybe make it a bit shorter. When my screensaver comes on before a flash animation is over, you know maybe it's a bit too long

Funny as hell tho



EDIT: Was he saying "four" or "faux"? I think "faux" sweaters is a lot funnier lol :lol I need to take an ebonics refresher course or something. :p
 

DCX

DCX
How can i play this? I can't find a Flash player on my PC any players out there that i can use?

DCX
 

J2 Cool

Member
nice. It was long but I couldnt turn it off with titties flashing across the screen. Here's the faq section of the site. Pretty funny too.

Q: Are you guys really rappers? Where are you from?

A: Yes, definitely. We're with indie label Get It Right Records... Check us out @ www.getitright-records.com for some of our more serious shit.

Q: Why did you decide to make a song/website about Lindsay Lohan?

A: Because she is on top right now, and that's where we're aiming -- the top, so common sense says if you're on top, you talk about people and things that are on top. It just so happens that "talk" is a freestyle.

Q: Is this really a freestyle, off the top of your head, or did you write it?

A: Yes, it's a freestyle. Hence the name of the website. It's actually a pretty shitty freestyle, but it was funny. I let a few people hear it and they told me I should look into getting some sort of flash movie made out of it. The rest of the story is history.

Q: Do you have something against Lohan?

A: Against? WTF. I wouldn't mention her if I had something against her. I don't know her, I've never met her.

Q: Do you think Lindsay, or any of the other lady's mentioned in your "song" would be offended if they saw this?

A: I don't know. I would hope not, but you never know. Oh well.

Q: Her tits? Fake or real?

A: Real motherfucka. Did you watch the movie or no?

Q: What's the deal with Paris?t i

A: You tell me, I heard she's racist. Hahahaha. Paris get at me, and let me know what the deal is. Are you racist or not ma?

Q: Have you seen any of Lindsay's movies, or heard any of her songs?

A: Yeah, I saw Mean Girls. It was pretty funny. They had some bad ass chicks in there. Why wasn't high school like that back in the day? As far as the music tip goes, I really have no desire to hear her sing. If she wants a real hit, she knows how to get at me. Maybe we'll do a song together, who knows.

Q: What do you say to people who are offended by your movie?

A: Shut the fuck up, and move on.

Q: Will there ever be a remix to this song?

A: If Lindsay's people get with our people, maybe we can work something out. Otherwise, I think we said all we had to say with the first version.
 
HAHAHAHAH! It sucks.

If you like looking at lohan's fake ass titties, do you also like looking at a girl with a ziplock bag with water in her bra, would that be sexy? God. Lohan's probably the fakest looking girl ever. Grow up, people.
 

Vormund

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Foreign Jackass said:
HAHAHAHAH! It sucks.

If you like looking at lohan's fake ass titties, do you also like looking at a girl with a ziplock bag with water in her bra, would that be sexy? God. Lohan's probably the fakest looking girl ever. Grow up, people.

You dickhead, did you even watch it?

At one point on the screen it says "honestly who gives a fuck if they're fake, just admire the titties"
 

Minotauro

Finds Purchase on Dog Nutz
Foreign Jackass said:
HAHAHAHAH! It sucks.

If you like looking at lohan's fake ass titties, do you also like looking at a girl with a ziplock bag with water in her bra, would that be sexy? God. Lohan's probably the fakest looking girl ever. Grow up, people.

They are 100% real.
 

Che

Banned
demi said:
YOU STOLE MY IMAGE YOU CACKSMOKER OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME

I DEMAND ANSWERS
baby-crying.jpg


j/k :D
 

Mr Gump

Banned
Foreign Jackass said:
HAHAHAHAH! It sucks.

If you like looking at lohan's fake ass titties, do you also like looking at a girl with a ziplock bag with water in her bra, would that be sexy? God. Lohan's probably the fakest looking girl ever. Grow up, people.
Yeah the fakest looking girl ever.

I agree with the the comment about u being a dickhead.
 

Miguel

Member
JeffDowns

The Sports community of Houston Texas now knows about this site. :lol

I sent an email in to the sportsradio guys here...and they announced the site over the air...:lol
 
Minotauro said:
They are 100% real.

bullshit..... complete bullshit.

While I love the big titties on this slut, I know they're fake. She went from almost a B cup to a D in the matter of a month. Natural my ass.

Not that I care, I'd hit it till it bled.
 
Miguel said:
JeffDowns

The Sports community of Houston Texas now knows about this site. :lol

I sent an email in to the sportsradio guys here...and they announced the site over the air...:lol


:lol :lol :lol
 
Sure they're real.... lol

Poor misguided souls... All you have to do is look for pics from eaven Freaky Friday (which was only about a year and a half ago to 2 ears ago and had no where near the porn rack she has going now.
Even in the circulated pics of her nip slips you can kinda tell whats going on.

I'm sure at least half of you guys have seen a real breast at one point or another. I assure you breasts that size aren't shaped, nor do they hang like that. I know from experience.

Hell go look at her bikini pics that are floating abut... that should be all the proof you need.

Check this link, they've been right for all the times they've questioned tif someone had surgery or not.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004161.html
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005046.html
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004124.html

And the most telling...
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004382.html
 
Miguel said:
JeffDowns

The Sports community of Houston Texas now knows about this site. :lol

I sent an email in to the sportsradio guys here...and they announced the site over the air...:lol


You're kidding me? LOL. :lol

Dude, I expected to get SOME reaction, but foreal, this has been insane. The server is getting severly beat up... Poeple are emailing us from every walk of life about this.
 

SSGMUN10000

Connoisseur Of Tedium
LOL...your the man JeffDowns. You know its funny that I developed this crush on Lohan because of GAF. GAF has showed me the light.
 

evil ways

Member
Outcast2004 said:
Sure they're real.... lol

Poor misguided souls... All you have to do is look for pics from eaven Freaky Friday (which was only about a year and a half ago to 2 ears ago and had no where near the porn rack she has going now.
Even in the circulated pics of her nip slips you can kinda tell whats going on.

I'm sure at least half of you guys have seen a real breast at one point or another. I assure you breasts that size aren't shaped, nor do they hang like that. I know from experience.

Hell go look at her bikini pics that are floating abut... that should be all the proof you need.

Check this link, they've been right for all the times they've questioned tif someone had surgery or not.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004161.html
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005046.html
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004124.html

And the most telling...
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004382.html

So fucking what. As long as they look and bounce good.

It's not the gift what counts, but the thought.

Focus on the titties themselves not how they came to be.
 
evil ways said:
So fucking what. As long as they look and bounce good.

It's not the gift what counts, but the thought.

Focus on the titties themselves not how they came to be.


That was a beautiful speech. *blots eyes with tissue* :lol
 

DCX

DCX
evil ways said:
So fucking what. As long as they look and bounce good.

It's not the gift what counts, but the thought.

Focus on the titties themselves not how they came to be.
AMEN

DCX
 

XS+

Banned
That was funny, but I'm not so naive as to believe that was a freestyle. It's fairly easy to distinguish between freestyle and written. And there are some really GREAT freestyle acts, such as Supernatural and Casual, but your 16s weren't off the dome.
 
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