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[UtadaBarkley]

That was funny, but I'm not so naive as to believe that was a freestyle. It's fairly easy to distinguish between freestyle and written. And there are some really GREAT freestyle acts, such as Supernatural and Casual, but your 16s weren't off the dome.

Yes it was, completely off the dome. What's your phone number????? We'll call you up and bust a flow about any topic you mention. 16 bars worth. I have plenty of freestyles Bumba's spit on my pc that I can send you and I guarantee you will be amazed.


Edit: the only reason it may not sound like a freestyle, is because we added a few backing tracks to beef it up for the video. That's about it.

 

[Outcast2004]

So fucking what. As long as they look and bounce good.

It's not the gift what counts, but the thought.

Focus on the titties themselves not how they came to be.

But that's the problem, they DON'T look and bounce good. It's almost as if they're TOO big for her body. (I can't believe I just said that!)

 

[Escape Goat]

But that's the problem, they DON'T look and bounce good. It's almost as if they're TOO big for her body. (I can't believe I just said that!)

I'd say th ey bounce well enough. Someone post that avatar of her from Mean Girls as she bounces down the hall.

 

[Laurent]

 

[Fresh Prince]

That was funny, but I'm not so naive as to believe that was a freestyle. It's fairly easy to distinguish between freestyle and written. And there are some really GREAT freestyle acts, such as Supernatural and Casual, but your 16s weren't off the dome.

A Pre-Written!

Don't you know that music is about the message!

 

[The Black Gelding]

That was funny, but I'm not so naive as to believe that was a freestyle. It's fairly easy to distinguish between freestyle and written. And there are some really GREAT freestyle acts, such as Supernatural and Casual, but your 16s weren't off the dome.

Phew, I was going to say this a few pages back, but I didn't want to sound like Public Hater #1. Yes, it was funny, and yes, I did laugh my ass off, but a few of the verses sounded very very pre-written. The only one that didn't was the weaker sounding dude. I don't know your names. A lot of rappers seem to put the word "freestyle" on the end of a song title to justify its lack of polish. All that said, it's the video that made the song. Easily. I heard the mp3 a while back (summer?) and I didn't think much of it. BUT coupled with the vid, it's gold. But it's no freestyle, in the traditional sense. No "shame" in that, but off the dome? Que the big rolleyes emoticon...

Protip: Listen to the freestyle Jay-Z and Budden did a year ago or so. Jay-Z's sounds strait off the top, but Budden's verse seems to be prewrit.

Peace.

 

[Laurent]

Another proof...

 

[UtadaBarkley]

Phew, I was going to say this a few pages back, but I didn't want to sound like Public Hater #1. Yes, it was funny, and yes, I did laugh my ass off, but a few of the verses sounded very very pre-written. The only one that didn't was the weaker sounding dude. I don't know your names. A lot of rappers seem to put the word "freestyle" on the end of a song title to justify its lack of polish. All that said, it's the video that made the song. Easily. I heard the mp3 a while back (summer?) and I didn't think much of it. BUT coupled with the vid, it's gold. But it's no freestyle, in the traditional sense. No "shame" in that, but off the dome? Que the big rolleyes emoticon...

Protip: Listen to the freestyle Jay-Z and Budden did a year ago or so. Jay-Z's sounds strait off the top, but Budden's verse seems to be prewrit.

Peace.

I'm actually pretty flattered that you honestly don't believe this is a freestyle. :lol It's not my job to convince any of you, and I don't have much of a track record wih you guys, so I guess if I was in your shoes, I wouldn't believe it either. All I'm saying is if you don't believe me, give your phone number, I'll head to the studio after work, call you up, ask you to pick a topic out of thin air, and then one of us will spit 16 bars, hell even an entire song off the top of our head if you don't believe , no BS. It's pretty frustrating because I don't know WHAT I can say or do to convince you other than that....

And BTW, this song was just recorded a few weeks ago, so I dunno what you heard back in the summer...? (odd...) All I can do is give you my sworn word that this IS a freestyle...lol. As soon as I get home, I will upload a few entire songs that were freestyled off top, and I'll see what you think.

I'm really at a loss for words now, because that's what Bumba is known for around the Louisville hip-hop scene, being able to freestyle entire songs off the top hooks and all. We used to go to clubs and do that all the time, we'd just stand there freestyling entire songs to the tracks that the DJ was playing. The only reason I can see somone not believe is what I mentioned above (how we add tracks over the intitial freestyle to add some depth to the song.)

And to make it all the more funnier, this was a WACK freestyle compared to what we're capable of, and normally do.

PS. download "Where Am I Headed" off of www.getitright-records.com that's a 100% freestyle, start to finish. There are even more in the freestyle section of the site.

I think I'm taking myself too seriously here. LOL :lol :lol :lol :lol Just enjoy the show. Sorry for my rambling...

 

[AlphaSnake]

Shit was funny. But I just wanted to say that Angelina Jolie doesn't have a big rack. She's a humble B cup. It's all about those lips with her.

 

[UtadaBarkley]

Shit was funny. But I just wanted to say that Angelina Jolie doesn't have a big rack. She's a humble B cup. It's all about those lips with her.

True...lol, she's so fine tho...

Actually I went into the song knowing it would be about Lohan, and just said whoever else I could think of off the top of my head.

 

[Minotauro]

Shit was funny. But I just wanted to say that Angelina Jolie doesn't have a big rack. She's a humble B cup. It's all about those lips with her.

With this and your Gwen Stefani post, I honestly don't think you have any idea what you're talking about. They aren't HUGE or anything but Angelina's are C's easy. Have you ever seen the movie Gia?

 

[Triumph]

With this and your Gwen Stefani post, I honestly don't think you have any idea what you're talking about. They aren't HUGE or anything but Angelina's are C's easy. Have you ever seen the movie Gia?

Don't argue with Arnold about breast size. He is the indisputable master and final arbiter of cup size on GAF.

 

[Rorschach]

The thread title originally kept me out of this thread, but :lol :lol

Good stuff.

 

[levious]

most freestyler's from the beginning have always operated off of a internal database of pre-written phrases that they combine and alter on the spot. I'm not commenting on JeffDowns' stuff, but I always get annoyed when on the topic of freestyling someone has to chime in with "haha, that was so pre written!"

 

[ZILLION]

This just appeared on a bunch of porn blogs. Commence excessive bandwidth usage now!

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14-12-2004: Big Ass Titties

For all the rap fans out there,big ass titties,(well the song sounds actually kinda cool and it has some nice flash animations aswell).

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[The Black Gelding]

On second listen, yeah, that's freestyle. I guess I remembered it more coherent than it really was. Yeah, I can detect filler there *points to flask line* but yeah, why didn't you rip it Jahe? Are you just the producer or something?

Also, how long have you guys been at it? I've only been kickin' lines here and there fore about a year or so. I haven't done anything since I got my ass handed to me in a battle (it's different rhyming in front of a huge crowd than rhyming with friends, my black ass choked)

 

[way more]

Shit was funny. But I just wanted to say that Angelina Jolie doesn't have a big rack. She's a humble B cup. It's all about those lips with her.

Strike 3 Arnold! She may have smaller boobs but her wire frame, sleder back, and fucking hot lats mean she wears more like a D. You see it's not just based on the size of the boobie, you have to consider the size of the girl. She may say she's a B but thats just modesty. So remember, cup size is all relative!

 

[Fresh Prince]

On second listen, yeah, that's freestyle. I guess I remembered it more coherent than it really was. Yeah, I can detect filler there *points to flask line* but yeah, why didn't you rip it Jahe? Are you just the producer or something?

Also, how long have you guys been at it? I've only been kickin' lines here and there fore about a year or so. I haven't done anything since I got my ass handed to me in a battle (it's different rhyming in front of a huge crowd than rhyming with friends, my black ass choked)

The thought of Black Stallion as a rapper is :lol
He must taking lessons at the ROC School, taught by Kanye West

 

[UtadaBarkley]

On second listen, yeah, that's freestyle. I guess I remembered it more coherent than it really was. Yeah, I can detect filler there *points to flask line* but yeah, why didn't you rip it Jahe? Are you just the producer or something?

Also, how long have you guys been at it? I've only been kickin' lines here and there fore about a year or so. I haven't done anything since I got my ass handed to me in a battle (it's different rhyming in front of a huge crowd than rhyming with friends, my black ass choked)

Yep... The flask line was punched in. I'm not really a freestyler, so that was good for me. if I write something I can rip it though. Bumba is the freestyler. We've been doing this for 3 years. And I rap a lot, but I have a lot of other responsibilities besides that i.e. promotions, etc. So I can't concentrate on it as much as I would like. :-/

 

[AlphaSnake]

With this and your Gwen Stefani post, I honestly don't think you have any idea what you're talking about. They aren't HUGE or anything but Angelina's are C's easy. Have you ever seen the movie Gia?

Jolie claims she's a 36C, but I still doubt it -- usually women embelish about their bust size. And uh...Gwen Stefani's boob job is nasty, that's a fact. You can't have good looking implants without enough tissue; get that through your head.

Edit: For reference...Tyra Banks is a 34C. Think about it.

 

[Minotauro]

Gwen Stefani's boob job is nasty, that's a fact. You can't have good looking implants without enough tissue; get that through your head.

GWEN STEFANI DOES NOT HAVE IMPLANTS. Your sole proof is one image from a video where she's wearing a t-shirt. Nevermind the fact that in the same video she's wearing a low cut top and her breasts appear the exact same as they always have.

 

[AlphaSnake]

GWEN STEFANI DOES NOT HAVE IMPLANTS. Your sole proof is one image from a video where she's wearing a t-shirt. Nevermind the fact that in the same video she's wearing a low cut top and her breasts appear the exact same as they always have.

There a images of her in public sporting the implants. Did you even click on the APS link?

Edit: For further reference, Salma Hayek is a 36C.

 

[Incognito]

http://thatsjustnotright.com/board/index.php?act=home

ha.

 

[levious]

There a images of her in public sporting the implants. Did you even click on the APS link?

Edit: For further reference, Salma Hayek is a 36C.

I believe you on Stefani... but Jolie is not a B.

 

[UtadaBarkley]

http://thatsjustnotright.com/board/index.php?act=home

ha.

Insane... we are getting calls from record labels everywhere....

 

[AlphaSnake]

I believe you on Stefani... but Jolie is not a B.

Like I said...Tyra Banks is a 34C. Salma Hayek is a 36C. Here are pictures of all three:

Not a C.

 

[Minotauro]

ARGH, why can't I delete this?

 

[Minotauro]

There a images of her in public sporting the implants. Did you even click on the APS link?

Edit: For further reference, Salma Hayek is a 36C.

Firstly, APS is perhaps the most full-of-shit site on the entire internet. They take dodgy candid pictures from odd angles and make conclusive statements regarding any possible surgeries.

Also, where are you getting these breast size measurements?

EDIT: Here's a better Angelina picture for comparison:

I think her's are comparable to Salma's. Not as big but they aren't a full cup smalled.

(I can't believe this argument has gone this far. I think I'm going to kill myself.)

 

[AlphaSnake]

Firstly, APS is perhaps the most full-of-shit site on the entire internet. They take dodgy candid pictures from odd angles and make conclusive statements regarding any possible surgeries.

Also, where are you getting these breast size measurements?

EDIT: Here's a better Angelina picture for comparison:

I think her's are comparable to Salma's. Not as big but they aren't a full cup smalled.

(I can't believe this argument has gone this far. I think I'm going to kill myself.)

I purposely posted pics of all women without bras to show their true figure. And you go and post a pic where she is wearing one. Genius...

Sources: Google "Salma Hayek measurements" (I'm not going to post the links because some of them have porno ads.)

http://www.supermodel.com/database/tyra_banks.html


Edit: Dodgy? It's clear as day. it's like she stuffed two cantalopes down her shirt. Nothing's dodgy, you're just ignoring the obvious at this point.

 

[Willco]

 

[Triumph]

I told you guys not to argue with Arnold about tittie size.

 

[levious]

I purposely posted pics of all women without bras to show their true figure. And you go and post a pic where she is wearing one. Genius...

nah, that bikini is just as good as a bra and Salma's pressing her arms against them in a way that almost makes me forget why I clicked on reply...

But yeah, even that "not a C" pic you posted looks to me like a C. Really think you're mistaken on this.

 

[AlphaSnake]

nah, that bikini is just as good as a bra and Salma's pressing her arms against them in a way that almost makes me forget why I clicked on reply...

But yeah, even that "not a C" pic you posted looks to me like a C. Really think you're mistaken on this.

The proof is in the pudding. We've seen Hayek's bubblies in the flesh. We've seen Jolie's. Both are supposedly 36C, but one's rack monstrously dominates over the other. That's about it from me. It really isn't hard to see. Look for a celebrity who is a 36B and you'll notice that's much closer to Jolie.

 

[levious]

one's monstrously perkier than the other... that might be causing the confusion.

 

[XS+]

Yes it was, completely off the dome. What's your phone number????? We'll call you up and bust a flow about any topic you mention. 16 bars worth. I have plenty of freestyles Bumba's spit on my pc that I can send you and I guarantee you will be amazed.


Edit: the only reason it may not sound like a freestyle, is because we added a few backing tracks to beef it up for the video. That's about it.

Being able to leap into a freestyle off of any random subject does not mean it's fresh in its entirety. I could be wrong -- and if I am, I apologize.

 

[XS+]

BTW, anyone have that picture of the three white guys called icey cold stunnas or some such corny moniker? No offense, but your clique comes across as the black version. A flash producing gangsta rapper. Comedic.

 

[Minotauro]

Edit: Dodgy? It's clear as day. it's like she stuffed two cantalopes down her shirt. Nothing's dodgy, you're just ignoring the obvious at this point.

Are you aware of padded bras? A picture of a girl in a t-shirt is in no way proof of implants...especially considering every picture of her outside of t-shirt shows that her breasts have in no way gained in size.

 

[UtadaBarkley]

BTW, anyone have that picture of the three white guys called icey cold stunnas or some such corny moniker? No offense, but your clique comes across as the black version. A flash producing gangsta rapper. Comedic.

LOL. Right. Just because I happen to be somewhat savvy with computers doesn't make me a wanksta. Haha, I'm sure my peeps have seen more f'd up ish that you'll ever see, but that's just my opinion. :lol And nowhere do I imply that I'm trying to be "gangsta". So inform yourself before making ignorant posts. :lol

 

[XS+]

LOL. Right. Just because I happen to be somewhat savvy with computers doesn't make me a wanksta. Haha, I'm sure my peeps have seen more f'd up ish that you'll ever see, but that's just my opinion. :lol And nowhere do I imply that I'm trying to be "gangsta". So inform yourself before making ignorant posts. :lol

Dude, one you look like a bootleg B.G. in that "video." It's clear that your clique is posturing like you're 'bout it.

 

[way more]

It's not just cup size people, build also determines the B-C-D size. I think I know what I'm talking about , my dad sold bras for 15 years and wore them for three.

 

[levious]

It's not just cup size people, build also determines the B-C-D size. I think I know what I'm talking about , my dad sold bras for 15 years and wore them for three.

BRO!

MANZIERRE!

 

[UtadaBarkley]

Dude, one you look like a bootleg B.G. in that "video." It's clear that your clique is posturing like you're 'bout it.

hahaha, ok, sure your right. :lol :lol :lol go ahead you can believe whatever the hell you wanna believe man. I'm not gonna sit here and argue with pointless people about pointless issues.

 

[Escape Goat]

Q: What is with people's obsession with your breasts?

LOHAN: God. I don't know. They're real though.

From Lohan's mouth to your ear.

Rest of her interview here

 

[Outcast2004]

Yep they're real. Real fake.

I'd still get lost in them thar hills, as saline filled as they may be.'

does she mention anything about her license, Am Express black card and the COCAINE found when someone found her purse? Probably not.

 

[Scrow]

Q: What is with people's obsession with your breasts?

LOHAN: God. I don't know. They're real though.

heh, straight to the point.