More shorts!
Child Eater: Truth in advertising! The ol' Boogeyman tale gets a bit of an update in this agreeable short that takes its cues from the babysitter setups of slashers while throwing in a bit of Grimm fairy tale appeal to jazz things up a bit. One can appreciate the effort her to spice things up further with a relationship detail to add to the drama, but for me, it felt like it was too sudden to throw at the viewer and didn't seem to really add that much beyond a nasty sting in the tail that I'm not sure is anatomically correct to suggest (trust me, what I'm saying makes sense when you see it). Other than that, it's got good fundamentals and a willingness to go just beyond the pale in order to secure a good jolt or two, though I did find the acting to be really weak across the board. Not bad at all.
The Banishing: I'm beginning to sense a trend with this director! Another agreeable tale, this time of sisters coming together to ward off a spirit afflicting them. Like Child Eater, there's a good understanding of the fundamentals for the tale that they're telling here, and this one has the benefit of a good relationship at its core, proving that sometimes casting actual sisters as sisters can be a tremendous boost to your emotional credibility. It feels appropriately spooky and intense during the ritual itself, and you really do buy into the concern each has for the other. As I said in my first sentence, however, the filmmaker here seems to have a fondness for a particular kind of ending, and I think here it's a bit of a fatal flaw as it comes across as being too mean-spirited and cruel, especially as a relevant bit of information comes by far too quickly for it to register properly to make it work beyond the sheer shock value factor. It flies in the face of the nice setup they had going, and I don't think the complete defeat of expectations justified going down such dark road. That I liked the rest of it as much as I did shows that there is a lot of value here, but man, does it want to erase all of it or what!
Invaders: A short that cherishes the old adage of brevity being the soul of wit. Two would-be home invaders seem a bit more concerned with what to wear to the party they intend to crash, including one of the most hilarious Eyes Wide Shut references out there. Once they figure that out, the fun really begins in what is sure to delight anyone asking for a bit of extreme bloodshed to go along their laughter. The fact that the film doesn't bog itself down needlessly and lets the gags play out with a surprising lack of dialogue really caters to my love of physical comedy, so it's hard for me not to make this an easy high recommendation for those seeking out horror shorts that don't take themselves too terribly seriously. There's even some really cool shots to take in, including a deeply memorable POV shot through a mask, so it's got the comedic chops and the technical artistry to leave one very satisfied.
Lake Nowhere: Basically, what Astron-6 always keeps trying to do, but here, it's successful! Though it's a bit over 51 minutes in its entirety, the actual feature occupies about 40 of it, which feels like the perfect length for its dead-on impersonation of one of those rural horror films you come across at a flea market in a box for some other movie that you were looking for, wondering if anyone else on the planet has seen it. It really does feel like it fell out of a time portal, suggesting a messy but promising filmmaking team from 30 some-odd years ago with plenty of heart and no money to work with. That's important, since it knows that sincerity is a big reason why any of these retrosploitation projects can work at all, so it never plays itself off as self-aware or smarmy like so many have done in the past. Even the VHS aesthetic actually works here, though it does sometimes play up the whole "you're watching a real VHS tape" gag a little too strongly prior to getting into the meat of the film. Speaking of, the trailers before the film starts are pretty mint, and I must profess a need to see more of The Harvest Man, as that looks like a real good time and worth its own expansion. All in all, this is how to do these kinds of things properly.