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[Miles Quaritch]

Sexual assault Miles, sexual assault...

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There's always something, eh?

You're hurting me, Miles.

This is my home, How did you get my address? And why are you naked?

That's my cat. Wait, what the hell are you doing to my cat? And why are you still naked?

 

[VinFTW]

There's always something, eh?

You're hurting me, Miles.

This is my home, How did you get my address? And why are you naked?

That's my cat. Wait, what the hell are you doing to my cat? And why are you still naked?

ayyy lmao

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so creepy

 

[SEGAvangelist]

There's always something, eh?

You're hurting me, Miles.

This is my home, How did you get my address? And why are you naked?

That's my cat. Wait, what the hell are you doing to my cat? And why are you still naked?

I bet raptors and cats make scary babies.

 

[JaggedSac]

I still want to know what happened at that Xbox event yesterday. Wish we had some insiders with knowledge on that.

What event?

 

[Bessy67]

I bet raptors and cats make scary babies.

 

[SEGAvangelist]

What event?

There was some event last night that the press was invited to. All we know is that State of Decay, Screamride, and Ori and the Blind Forest were all shown and that there is an embargo up the day before the Windows 10 Event.

 

[KevinG]

Major Nelson quickly extinguishes the GAF hype. Fun thread.

 

[JaggedSac]

There was some event last night that the press was invited to. All we know is that State of Decay, Screamride, and Ori and the Blind Forest were all shown and that there is an embargo up the day before the Windows 10 Event.

Interesting. Thanks.

 

[The Shogun]

Major Nelson quickly extinguishes the GAF hype. Fun thread.

Yep, it was one hell of a rollercoaster. Someone somewhere made that account in literally 5 minutes just to start a fake hype train. Got to say they did a damn good job at it.

 

[Shpeshal Nick]

Slow down folks...here is what happened.

@thevowel (who I work w/) tweeted this:
https://twitter.com/thevowel/status/555807482484781056

Then @pcedfeldt tweeted this as a response:

https://twitter.com/pcedfeldt/status/555809964845830144

I tweeted "" since it would be funny if @thevowel could not remember my name (see above tweet)

but Tweetdeck (or my own stupidity) did not reply to that tweet thread.

AND thus this thread was spun up.

I removed that tweet and replied with proper context here https://twitter.com/majornelson/status/555828331694657537

So that's it. No hidden meaning here, there or anywhere.

Quick fact check: I never followed that account.

So what you're saying....if I'm reading this correctly, is that Half Life 3 is confirmed as exclusive for Xbox One in 2016?

 

[Ol No Bones]

I know this is a bit late, but it seems like that's exactly what happened. According to the Google cache snapshot at 8:15 pm (GMT), Major Nelson posted the tweet 41 minutes prior (7:34 pm). And according to this website the Twitter account was created today at 7:39 PM, 5 minutes after Nelson's tweet. So it seems like someone just wanted to have a little fun.

Wow. That's a dedicated troll. I don't know if I'm impressed or something else.

 

[JaggedSac]

I know this is a bit late, but it seems like that's exactly what happened. According to the Google cache snapshot at 8:15 pm (GMT), Major Nelson posted the tweet 41 minutes prior (7:34 pm). And according to this website the Twitter account was created today at 7:39 PM, 5 minutes after Nelson's tweet. So it seems like someone just wanted to have a little fun.

Excellent troll.

 

[Ol No Bones]

This is a great thread.

 

[Bsigg12]

There's always something, eh?

You're hurting me, Miles.

This is my home, How did you get my address? And why are you naked?

That's my cat. Wait, what the hell are you doing to my cat? And why are you still naked?

I bet raptors and cats make scary babies.

This thread delivered.

 

[The Flash]

lol. this thread.

 

[Quasar]

New flight simulator?

 

[JoJo UK]

I just announced that I did not announce anything.

That counts...right?

 

[Hawk269]

After reading Majors reply all I got was a possible confirmation of Halo Wars 2. Thanks Major!!!

 

[Doffen]

I had to delete your name from the invitation list. I had the reasonable fear you would hurt that engineers because of that screenshot thing.

I didn't get invited either

 

[Komo]

AoE IV confirmed for Brawl

 

[SEGAvangelist]

I'm still on the hype train. Let's do this!

 

[cardsbasebal]

 

[Shpeshal Nick]

I'm still on the hype train. Let's do this!

That's a Melbourne train. I'm from Melbourne. I'm actually working right now within a stones throw from where that shot was taken.

Get me on that train.

 

[Conduit]

Probably this.

https://twitter.com/DMC_Ryan/status/555414589903339520

Wait! When? Yesterday? How? There was no hype for that event?

 

[Doffen]

Wait! When? Yesterday? How? There was no hype for that event?

Press event with embargo for Tuesday at 6am PT.

 

[Steverulez]

Wait! When? Yesterday? How? There was no hype for that event?

Difficult to be hyped for something with no rumours or speculation around it, and that we didn't even know existed.

We already knew we were getting State of Decay news end of this/early next week anyway

 

[FordGTGuy]

That's a Melbourne train. I'm from Melbourne. I'm actually working right now within a stones throw from where that shot was taken.

Get me on that train.

Enjoy the ride good sir!

 

[Steverulez]

That's a Melbourne train. I'm from Melbourne. I'm actually working right now within a stones throw from where that shot was taken.

Get me on that train.

You are (based in?) Australian... didn't know that!

Are you a cricket fan?

 

[Shpeshal Nick]

You are (based in?) Australian... didn't know that!

Are you a cricket fan?

Nope. My name and avatar indicates the sport I'm into and team I support.

Australian rules footy guy. I support the biggest club in Australia who happens to also not be very successful. Think, post Ferguson Manchester United of Aussie Rules.

 

[Steverulez]

Nope. My name and avatar indicates the sport I'm into and team I support.

Australian rules footy guy. I support the biggest club in Australia who happens to also not be very successful. Think, post Ferguson Manchester United of Aussie Rules.

Ok well that makes me feel better, we can still be friends! You have my condolences too...

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Im still upset at the massive Ashes beating we got

 

[Shpeshal Nick]

Ok well that makes me feel better, we can still be friends! You have my condolences too...

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Im still upset at the massive Ashes beating we got

We're not a joke of a cricket nation anymore. Although Clarke's future being in doubt doesn't help. Darren Lehmann has been good for us.

 

[cardsbasebal]

Enjoy the ride good sir!

can i get in on that. should finish my first build next week!
edit: when i saw that i figured i was in the windows 10 thread lol

 

[FordGTGuy]

can i get in on that. should finish my first build next week!
edit: when i saw that i figured i was in the windows 10 thread lol

No worries I have you covered.

 

[AzureSkies]

pcedf?

PC Earth Defense Force clearly.

all this medieval stuff is just to throw us away from giant bugs and 10fps

 

[CalamityPixel]

MS have formed a RTS specific studio to caretake Age of Empires, Halo Wars and Rise of Nations.

I guarentee I am right.

 

[Banjo-Kazooie]

MS have formed a RTS specific studio to caretake Age of Empires, Halo Wars and Rise of Nations.

I guarentee I am right.

Well ya, you are, it's called Decisive Games. But we already knew that

 

[Wiktor]

MS have formed a RTS specific studio to caretake Age of Empires, Halo Wars and Rise of Nations.

I guarentee I am right.

And I guarantee you whatever bigger budget project this studio make will be a multiplat with Xbox One, thus garbage.

 

[Gnome Scat]

It's gonna be Halo Angry Birds that comes with double exp. codes and emblems for Halo 5.

 

[ONI5]

It's gonna be Halo Angry Birds that comes with double exp. codes and emblems for Halo 5.

Now we all know it will be the announcement of one of the mythical 3's

Half-Life 3

Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 3

Ninety Nine Nights 3

Banjo Three

Fusion Frenzy 3

RC Pro Am 3

Shen-Mue 3

Rally Sport 3

 

[SparkTR]

That's a Melbourne train. I'm from Melbourne. I'm actually working right now within a stones throw from where that shot was taken.

Get me on that train.

Metro is also always delayed and unreliable. Not the best mode of travel for this hype train.

 

[Shpeshal Nick]

Wowza. Cool name.

 

[Marvel]

Punishment is a great name.

 

[rrc1594]

 

[Gintoki]

Ready for da trilar

 

[Miles Quaritch]

That's an interesting name for the Gears collection.

 

[Reclaimer.]

Now we all know it will be the announcement of one of the mythical 3's

Half-Life 3

Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 3

Ninety Nine Nights 3

Banjo Three

Fusion Frenzy 3

RC Pro Am 3

Shen-Mue 3

Rally Sport 3

MechAssault 3

 

[Kezen]

Wowza. Cool name.

Interesting.

 

[derFeef]

Guys, it's a troll account.

 

[Marvel]

Aw man.

 

[iMax]

Wowza. Cool name.

It's started.

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