Scythesurge
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This fucking show has been the only topic of conversation for my friends and co-workers, awesome. At least we can all make fun of these people together.
MTVs New Trainreck Reality TV: Jersey Shore. AKA Guidos & Douchebags
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Mattlikewhoa
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Damn that Angelina girl is a cock block! :lol And I love how she's talking about "Dumb sluts and ho's in general" yet she gets blasted and makes out with some guy and doesn't remember a thing...
victreeb3l
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ThePeacemaker02 said:
:lol :lol :lol Dude's the man..
I thought there were two. Vinny is from Manalapan and Sammie is from Hazlet (the town over from me). Funny thing is, the people from Jersey are the most normal out of everyone: Vinny is the least juiced and Sammie is a sweet girl. Actually there's nothing funny about that, that's how it is in real life where people from out of state come here over the summer and give NJ a bad name, so why not do the same on the show? Disgusting.DRock said:
That guido in the youtube clip is great, especially his stories about banging women.
All these guys are testament to the fact that if you want the women, you've got to make compromises. Sure, people will look at you funny, but whose approval do you want more: a hot fucking guido chick, or some random people who don't get laid?
All these guys are testament to the fact that if you want the women, you've got to make compromises. Sure, people will look at you funny, but whose approval do you want more: a hot fucking guido chick, or some random people who don't get laid?
KingHenrik30
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The 4 other borrows will be accepting applications for sanctuary for normal folks like yourselfsmokeymicpot said:
AgentOtaku
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fps fanatic said:I used to love going to the Jersey shore in the summertime. I miss Jerz.Now I'm in heaven's waiting room (Florida) with all the older folks around here. There's a damn Walgreens every other block.
Where in Florida?
It's my home state
BotoxAgent
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T Dawg said:
You are right (and Adam Carolla would probably agree)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chWQqk8OKyU
~Devil Trigger~
In favor of setting Muslim women on fire
:lolTamanon said:
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comedy of the year
BotoxAgent said:
Damn right. Especially this line: "And these fucking women have the balls...the labias...to complain that theres no good guys out there, when you're dating the guys with the barb-wire tattoo, or these idiots with lightning bolts on them..."
I'm trying my hardest to be one of those douchebags, the problem is I'm too nice, it takes too much concentration to get myself into that badass state of mind. When I'm in a club I don't feel like 'concentrating' and stuff as I'm going in, I just feel like having a good time. And then before I know it, it's 1am and I'm still by myself, and it's because I've been acting like me, not like the badass who gets women pregnant and then tells them to go fuck themselves - y'know, the sort of guy they're attracted to.
I am ashamed to say that I watched some of this last night (I watched the encore presentation so I wouldn't contribute to the ratings). My brother pretty much forced me to watch it. Then I noticed that it was TWO FUCKING HOURS. I only watched one; no way could I digest any more of it.
Seriously....is there anything that needs to be said about this show? This show's entire season probably could have been done in a 2 minute trailer. "Annoying, orange whores and douchebags get together to magnify their annoyance. Brought to you by MTV."
Seriously....is there anything that needs to be said about this show? This show's entire season probably could have been done in a 2 minute trailer. "Annoying, orange whores and douchebags get together to magnify their annoyance. Brought to you by MTV."
My thoughts:
Angelina - Cockblock. Knew from the beginning she was one cause she is ugly as fuck. There are never cute cockblocks.
Samantha - Would hit hard. The only cute chick.
Snooki - What a dumb bitch. Nothing more needs to be said.
JWoww - Wow, your name is stupid, just like you.
The Situation - Nice Abs. No other redeeming values. I wish I have abs like him once I get around to joining a gym.
Vinny - Meh. Annoying but funny. Fist pump bit was hilarious
Ronnie - Wow, what an ugly dude. He pulled Sam? Wow.
Pauly - HOLY FUCK ITS A TALKING ORANGE!!!!
In closing, I love this show. Added to my guilty pleasure list.
Angelina - Cockblock. Knew from the beginning she was one cause she is ugly as fuck. There are never cute cockblocks.
Samantha - Would hit hard. The only cute chick.
Snooki - What a dumb bitch. Nothing more needs to be said.
JWoww - Wow, your name is stupid, just like you.
The Situation - Nice Abs. No other redeeming values. I wish I have abs like him once I get around to joining a gym.
Vinny - Meh. Annoying but funny. Fist pump bit was hilarious
Ronnie - Wow, what an ugly dude. He pulled Sam? Wow.
Pauly - HOLY FUCK ITS A TALKING ORANGE!!!!
In closing, I love this show. Added to my guilty pleasure list.
Guys like super sexy girls with nice figures and all. Then they wonder where all the nice girls are elrechazado
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none of these chicks are hot. Why'd they get a bunch of 4 foot tall fat chicks?
Toy Soldier
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I expected Xtreme Real World and it delivered. So funny, the ultimate love-to-hate-'em individuals.
Agreed but I give JWOWWWWWWWW kudos for her juggage investment. Always a worthy cause.
elrechazao said:
Agreed but I give JWOWWWWWWWW kudos for her juggage investment. Always a worthy cause.
Master Thespian
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Wow, lotta ugly chicks on this show.
victreeb3l
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OuterWorldVoice said:
Growing Up Gandhi :lol
Toy Soldier
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dustin said:
Guy looks like a guido Dave Gahan.
The Situation booty shorts will be a holiday hit this season.
Count Dookkake
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effingvic said:
:lol
Souldriver
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whatKabouter said:
the
fuck
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I'm genuinely having a "losing faith in humanity" moment. That video hit me harder than I thought it would.
victreeb3l
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dsunit1 said:
:lol
IS THIS FOR REAL
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