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the dawn of a new era

Welcome, my lovelies, to my official Patreon! Since leaving my role as Kotaku Senior Editor, I've got several freelance opportunities lined up, but want to continue to freely report on and chat about gaming, media, and internet culture. That's where this Patreon comes into play!
I'll publish some short, free pieces on here regularly, and then put some longer-form stuff behind a paywall to help support myself! I really appreciate you all!

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[DeepEnigma]

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

Lemme get this straight. She has several freelance opportunities lined up, but she needs a gofundme because they're not real and nobody wants to work with her, hear from her, or see her smug face again?

That makes sense, actually.

 

[Gonzito]

Why do we have threads of this unhinged slut every other day?

 

[Kronark]

 

[mansoor1980]

 

[adamsapple]

 

[HRK69]

 

[U n i o n 0015]

What a job, chatting about gaming and internet culture.

When you GAFers gonna pay me?

 

[Kacho]

BennyBlanco GHG mansoor1980

 

[Arsic]

This bitch is ratchet as fuck.

Not remotely hot and looks like a walking STD hive.

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[ssringo]

I'd throw in some money if she'd legitimately accept one (or more!) of those people that were willing to take her up on that "fight me" offer.

 

[Senua]

I wish she wouldn't objectify herself like that

 

[LectureMaster]

It fucking disgusts me seeing the indecent shot taken in a public place. Couldn't even afford an apartment with a bathroom?

Fucking degenerate worthless person.

 

[Arsic]

 

[Ironman_Bad]

 

[mansoor1980]

BennyBlanco GHG mansoor1980

Spoiler

 

[LectureMaster]

I'd throw in some money if she'd legitimately accept one (or more!) of those people that were willing to take her up on that "fight me" offer.

I bet that would actually make a small fortune for the bitch. But she's a pussy who's only good at unhinged bluff.

 

[BigBeauford]

Oh Lord please let her start putting out grifter rage bait YouTube content. It would complete my 2024.

 

[N0S]

 

[MikeM]

Girl got a dumper on her

 

[DeepEnigma]

Why do we have threads of this unhinged slut every other day?

Entertainment.

 

[Mr Hyde]

That bathroom shot is so fucking trashy. Wouldn't want to be associated with unhinged people like that, let alone spend money on her.

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

if anybody gets her to do some scat porn and posts pictures here, I will give you gold

 

[mansoor1980]

Spoiler

 

[MDSLKTR]

Public restroom ass selfie is just nasty work

 

[GHG]

BennyBlanco GHG mansoor1980

Welcome to bankruptcy BennyBlanco :

 

[Loomy]

Why do we have threads of this unhinged slut every other day?

People want Kotaku and Resetera gone but can't stop bringing them up. Make it make sense.

 

[Portugeezer]

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

There will be dumb simps giving money.

 

[od-chan]

that bathroom picture is actually legit, lmao. I was sure OP was making this up.

 

[SJRB]

Ghastly.

 

[TerribleAtThisGame]

Guys. You gotta let this one go. The dead horse has been pulverized and done fertilized the earth by now.

 

[BennyBlanco]

I would just like to say in my defense that she was just another bluehaired media idiot in my mind, until well documented pervert GHG ruined my life by posting those USDA prime ass cheeks on here

 

[sharp weiner]

Guys. You gotta let this one go. The dead horse has been pulverized and done fertilized the earth by now.

Time to beat the earth?!

 

[cormack12]

Any of you fuckers bring her here again and I swear

 

[LordCBH]

 

[Dazraell]

 

[bender]

Any of you fuckers bring her here again and I swear

 

[Skifi28]

Guys. You gotta let this one go. The dead horse has been pulverized and done fertilized the earth by now.

Not quite yet. We're at the stage where we parade the corpse around the streets.

 

[diffusionx]

imagine the smell

 

[Chuck Berry]

 

[TheChadOfGaming]

 

[Chuck Berry]

Which one of you is this?

 

[RagnarokIV]

Retard slaaag, wouldn’t even get touched in a shit hole pub in England.

 

[ReBurn]

This bitch is ratchet as fuck.

Not remotely hot and looks like a walking STD hive.

She's still more likely to get money out of me on onlyfans than she is on patreon.

 

[Mister Wolf]

Does Suicide Girls still exist? She can try to get hired there.

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

i knew i girl like alyssa.... women like that are nasty. you must be real desperate to engage with that.

 

[GudOlRub]

There will be dumb simps giving money.

By showing off those phat cheeks she'll get richer than 95% of GAF