Alyssa Mercante has left Kotaku, supposedly layoffs happening now

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She should've figured out a way to monetize all her terrible takes, she could've become a popular antagonist-like internet persona.

This gif will be timeless:

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Look at the Pedro Pascal wannabe and the spaguetti-arm soyboy beside him. Embarrassing lot.
 
UnrealEck said:
Why do so many leftist people have tattoos like this? They look like kids' doodles on a school desk dotted seemingly at random all over their body. Often complimented by a nose ring.
They also remind me of those temporary stick on tattoos for kids you got in bubble gum or cereal.
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I don't get it either. Tattoos are permanent, so you'd better think twice about the permanent "art" you're decorate your body with - but there's a crowd who cover their arms and legs with the most godawful random crap ever. It's like they don't care or think about the consequences at all. Or perhaps those crap tattoos are a ridiculous fashion statement or how crazy left wing idiots recognize each other in a crowd...
 
UnrealEck said:
Why do so many leftist people have tattoos like this? They look like kids' doodles on a school desk dotted seemingly at random all over their body. Often complimented by a nose ring.
They also remind me of those temporary stick on tattoos for kids you got in bubble gum or cereal.
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I always wonder what they'll look like when they're 50 or 60. It's one thing to be a tatted-up young woman, but what about when you grow old? Not only will it look ugly, but the message all those tattoos send might well be outdated. (By messages, I mean things like "I'm not like you" or "I don't want to fit in, but I also want attention" or "look at me, I'm a brave rebel" or "down with the patriarchy" - although it could also be literal messages, like the one she has, "men suck" or something to that effect.) I'd be embarrassed to have my 20-year old self's attitudes displayed permanently on my body. That's not me anymore, not even close.

Saiyan-Rox said:
Wonder if she's challenged anyone in the restaurant to fight yet, pretending to be all hard and then when someone says yes she backs out.
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Customer: "Excuse me. I ordered a Whopper without cheese. This has cheese on it."

Alyssa: "Fight me, bitch."
 
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UnrealEck said:
Why do so many leftist people have tattoos like this? They look like kids' doodles on a school desk dotted seemingly at random all over their body. Often complimented by a nose ring.
They also remind me of those temporary stick on tattoos for kids you got in bubble gum or cereal.
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Broken people. They live in an abstract fantasy land divorced from reality and nature. They're desperate to exert their control over nature (their bodies) from this position of fantasy. The tattoos are an expression of hate towards society and themselves, because they don't actually have control in any meaningful way.
 
My first ever internet crush wash a girl called Alyssa. Mad how times change.

The name makes me wanna throw up now. Dirty bitch.
 
Humdinger said:
I always wonder what they'll look like when they're 50 or 60. It's one thing to be a tatted-up young woman, but what about when you grow old? Not only will it look ugly, but the message all those tattoos send might well be outdated. (By messages, I mean things like "I'm not like you" or "I don't want to fit in, but I also want attention" or "look at me, I'm a brave rebel" or "down with the patriarchy" - although it could also be literal messages, like the one she has, "men suck" or something to that effect.) I'd be embarrassed to have my 20-year old self's attitudes displayed permanently on my body. That's not me anymore, not even close.



Customer: "Excuse me. I ordered a Whopper without mayo, but this has mayo on it."

Alyssa: "Fight me, bitch."
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She's probably going to be some childless cat lady with a chip on her shoulder. Not like many dudes are gonna see her naked in her twilight years.
 
DonkeyPunchJr said:
I guess she was some e-sports person. But now she'll only be remembered as the ugly chick who smothered G4TV in the cradle.
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That's one way to articulate her embodiment as a curse.
She thought she was riding on some kind of high when she outburst the way she did..
She killed everyone's jobs. I'd have resented her for losing my job, there, but, at the same time I think it would have went bellyup, anyway. The internet already took G4s place with Twitch, Youtube and more. She merely denied them of ever peaking to any kind of notable numbers and instead spearheaded their reemergence straight into the grave.
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Like one of those Amazonian frogs that has bright colours to warn you that it's dangerous.
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Poison dark frogs are cool, though.
 
Shout out if you remember she derailed a review in the middle to bitch about online drama she was having.

Class act and peak gaming journalism.
 
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