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[Deleted member 10571]

This is amazing.

 

[Mammoth Jones]

and I don't know what to do. Am scared.

Pucker up!

 

[Nevasleep]

So the strap-on is probably for the OP to wear then?

 

[Liquidsnake]

Lol.

 

[Wynnebeck]

ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS!

 

[Evolution_1ne]

this thread is a complete mind fuck *backs out slowly*

 

[Liquidsnake]

 

[bengraven]

She's probably going to make you wear it, which might be just as demoralizing as her fucking you in the ass with it.

I lolled, though I don't agree that it's demoralizing at all.

 

[LogicStep]

Have her mold your dick into the strap-on she uses on you. "Now you know, now you know!"

loooool

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

Good to know I'm considered a joke account...

 

[LogicStep]

What movie is this? I think I saw it but I can't remember the name.

 

[Archer]

 

[GoddyofAus]

Just roll with it, OP.

 

[katkombat]

Just know....

IceDoesntHelp

Ice won't help.

Ice doesn't help.

Edit: Avixph, what the fuck?

Edit 2: GODDAMMIT Brettison!

IceDoesntHelp
Member
(Today, 09:31 PM)

Edit: FUCK

Slippin GAF...

IceDoesntHelp

lol

What movie is this? I think I saw it but I can't remember the name.

Pulp Fiction

 

[Nevasleep]

What movie is this? I think I saw it but I can't remember the name.

Pulp Fiction

 

[Demon Ice]

 

[LogicStep]

Pulp Fiction, that's it. Thanks.

 

[Deleted member 57681]

 

[SquiddyCracker]

 

[T.M. MacReady]

 

[enzo_gt]

Why did OP just get banned? Are these sorts of threads not allowed?

 

[Savitar]

It went too deep.

 

[depths20XX]

Why did OP just get banned? Are these sorts of threads not allowed?

Banned for failure to keep things going and not giving more details.

 

[Harlock]

Ask her for anal sex first, but be ready to be square after...

 

[tilde]

You don't love her enough if you won't let her try it.

 

[Snkfanatic]

Holy hell hahahhaha

 

[Platy]

Wtf ?

Was OP banned for this ?

Is this topic out of the TOS ?

That is .... awesome xD

 

[angular graphics]

Wtf ?

Was OP banned for this ?

Is this topic out of the TOS ?

I think it was determined he is a joke account.

 

[Clydefrog]

if a user shows up in the near future called IceHelped...

 

[sleepykyo]

Darn. Oh well, the thread would have been funnier if it was SlipperySlope anyway.

 

[UFRA]

lmfao

 

[DragonSworne]

Your girlfriend probably has a girlfriend.

You should ask her why she is keeping her a secret and if you can join in on the fun.

 

[Valnen]

Banned for failure to keep things going and not giving more details.

That's a bannable offense? I doubt it. Likely something else is the reason.

 

[botty]

Its banned, guys. Nothing we can do now.

 

[Ferrio]

Do it! Prostate orgasms are amazing.

 

[Femmeworth]

Wtf ?

Was OP banned for this ?

Is this topic out of the TOS ?

Maybe they requested a ban.

 

[Kwixotik]

Now not only is OP going to take it in the ass from his girlfriend, but he can't find solace in GAF. My heart goes out to you and your rectum, IceDoesntHelp.

 

[lunchtoast]

Live a little and get fucked in the ass once in awhile.

 

[mollipen]

Its banned, guys. Nothing we can do now.

Given the potential situation of IceDoesntHelp, I don't know that "its" is the best word to use.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

Damn now we'll never get closure on this.

 

[hateradio]

if a user shows up in the near future called IceHelped...

LubeHelps
IShouldHaveLubed
LubedAndReady
DidntLube
StrappedOnHer

Damn now we'll never get closure on this.

Just make your own adventure story.

 

[Fergie]

 

[Messofanego]

You guys have no idea how much I'm crying from laughter. I thought it was too soon for another legendary thread since the GAF family sex therapy session thread, but here we are.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

what movie is this from?

 

[Amibguous Cad]

That's a bannable offense? I doubt it. Likely something else is the reason.

I was banned for a similar reason for a thread a few months back. I just fell asleep before I could give any more details >.< If it's anything like my ban he'll only be gone for a few days, though.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

lol I hate when people start threads like this and then disappear. Bad forum etiquette gaddamn.

 

[Mr. Tone]

what movie is this from?

Assassins

 

[Cheese Raptor]

Is OP male or female?

 

[RSLAEV]

What is this from?

 

[DrBo42]

Hrmm... I hope you don't mean that she'd have to remain the OP's girlfriend if she really loved the OP.

Wat. Of course she can leave the relationship.