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My wife lands in seventeen hours. Good. Have to stop smoking then. Bad.

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demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
Erica landed safe and sound and has had a good sleep. Just gave her a nudge to wake up to avoid jetlag deathand I think we might pop down the local for a few with a certain unnamed GAF member.
AWESOME, KEEP US POSTED! :p
 

Megafoo Chavez

I love EGM
Folder said:
Said a disenfranchised bitter loser one day.

Cheer up son, it'll come good. Put a smile on. Works for me.

For anyone who cares, Erica landed safe and sound and has had a good sleep. Just gave her a nudge to wake up to avoid jetlag death and I think we might pop down the local for a few with a certain unnamed GAF member.

Again, thanks for any support offered over the past few months. Many of you have been wonderful and it's not gone unnoticed.

See ya!

:)

www.livejournal.com
 
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Folder

Unconfirmed Member
So. Many. Issues.
You two are ace. Sorry you are sad. I hope that one day you cheer up. What's happened to make you this way? Is there anything I can do to help? :) Just let me know or PM me.
If I gave you a videogame, would that cheer you up?
I have... *rumages* ... Shadow of Rome from Capcom and King of Fighters: The Saga Continues, both PAL PlayStation 2 sitting here. Would either of these help you two smile? You can have one each! PM me and let me know.
Off down the pub in half an hour. To smoke cigarettes! Yay!
I mean, um, not smoke... Shit. Fuck. Piss.
Also, cunt!
 
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Folder

Unconfirmed Member
demi said:
Can I have a video game?
Um. Okay. *rumages* Richard Burns Rally PS2 PAL?
Or we can wait and see if our mean friends cheer up. If not, you can have one of theirs.
Do you like my new avatar?
Is it better that a lady in a bath eating something that the bath is full of?
 

demi

Member
Anything! Sign it too. "to demi, with love from folder"

Your avatar is average at best. :I

But I'd hit it.
 
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Folder

Unconfirmed Member
Bogdan said:
No I was once like you, I would make up topics that easily allowed me to bring up that I was boning hot broads. I don't know why I did it, maybe beneath my good looks I was insecure. Anyways I caught a lot of flak and also tried ot play it off as people being jealous. Then Olimario started posting shit and I realized what a jack off I had sounded like. So what you bone a hot girl? People bang hot girls all the time, I know I do.

You just play the odds, about 60-75% of the people here will be impressed that a "videogame nerd" got a hot chick and pump up your ego. Bravo.
So. Many. Issues.
Sorry son, hope whatever it is, um, clears up.
The topic was about the fact that my wife, who I had been seperated from for a month, was due to land and I jad to stop smoking. I'm sorry this upset you so much.

I love "...maybe beneath my good looks I was insecure..."

You think?! Really!? Well fuck me, never could have guessed...

You are amazing baby, keep it up. I hear you "bang hot girls all the time." Shit, you are one cool cat. Also, romantic sounding. So much material, so little time...

:lol
 
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Folder

Unconfirmed Member
demi said:
Anything! Sign it too. "to demi, with love from folder"

Your avatar is average at best. :I

But I'd hit it.
PM UK postal address.
Then when it gets there, you have to start a thread dedicated to me being amazing.
Of course if it doesn't, you have to start one about what a cunt I am.
 
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Folder

Unconfirmed Member
Megafoo Chavez said:
will you just go bang her already and stop posting
All this "banging."
Those crazy kids and their jive talk...
 

demi

Member
Folder said:
PM UK postal address.
Then when it gets there, you have to start a thread dedicated to me being amazing.
Of course if it doesn't, you have to start one about what a cunt I am.


UK!? :(
 
i wouldn't be surprised if folder were to print out this thread and masturbate to it later on. afterall, that is the point of this worthless showmanship.

folder is olimario part deux.
 
Incognito said:
i wouldn't be surprised if folder were to print out this thread and masturbate to it later on. afterall, that is the point of this worthless showmanship.

folder is olimario part deux.


STFU let the guy be happy.
 

Koshiro

Member
I am amazed how keen you are to post pictures of your wife on an internet forum. Some of us have a *little* more respect for our loved one's privacy.

I demand a game in damages. ;) (yes im in UK)
 
Kabuki Waq said:
STFU let the guy be happy.

be happy ABOUT WHAT? dude wants to quit smoking and needs to prance around on GA asking for advice so he can "figure" out how to do so?

give me a fucking break. if he wants to quit, he'll quit.

or be happy that his GF is coming home? again, so the fuck what? i'm assuming lots of members on this forum have a GF/Wife, and they don't carry on like horny, prepubescent teenagers when their significant other is finally coming home.

this thread is a big, fat joke.

if olimario did this, he would have been instanstly banned and the thread would have been locked.
 
Incognito said:
be happy ABOUT WHAT? dude wants to quit smoking and needs to prance around on GA asking for advice so he can "figure" out how to do so?

give me a fucking break. if he wants to quit, he'll quit.

or be happy that his GF is coming home? again, so the fuck what? i'm assuming lots of members on this forum have a GF/Wife, and they don't carry on like horny, prepubescent teenagers when their significant other is finally coming home.

this thread is a big, fat joke.

if olimario did this, he would have been instanstly banned and the thread would have been locked.


As if we enjoy your threads about how many new tubes and needles you get in the hospital each month.

Really you and magic johnson.....how the fuck arent you guys dead yet?



btw Its not like I hope you die or anything.
 
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Folder

Unconfirmed Member
LOL!
You guys are hillarious.
May I sugest you take up these issues with Olimario. It seems he scared you deeply.
You might notice that all started frothing with rage and screaming about Olimario in unison. Um, shit. This place is weird.
Off down the boozer now.
Cheer up!
Love Folder
x
:)
 
the last thread i started about "tubes" was a few weeks ago when I was *joking* about what i should inject into the lines.

if that offended you, jump off a bridge. as for your insult -- :lol

you have a personal "connection" with folder or what? i rail on him and you insult me. if i didn't know any better, you're the "gf" that went home to him.

give him a kiss for me, will you?
 

demi

Member
Folder said:
LOL!
You guys are hillarious.
May I sugest you take up these issues with Olimario. It seems he scared you deeply.
You might notice that all started frothing with rage and screaming about Olimario in unison. Um, shit. This place is weird.
Off down the boozer now.
Cheer up!
Love Folder
x
:)


Do I still get that game?
 
Incognito said:
the last thread i started about "tubes" was a few weeks ago when I was *joking* about what i should inject into the lines.

if that offended you, jump off a bridge. as for your insult -- :lol

you have a personal "connection" with folder or what? i rail on him and you insult me. if i didn't know any better, you're the "gf" that went home to him.

give him a kiss for me, will you?

Hey man im just saying you are just as much of an attention whore... we both know it.

Besides the poor guy works for Spong he should enjoy his Wife before she finds out.
 
Kabuki Waq said:
Really you and magic johnson.....how the fuck arent you guys dead yet?



btw Its not like I hope you die or anything.
eyebrows3nn.gif
 

nitewulf

Member
what i dont really understand is why you guys hate attention whorism so much. even if folder was attention whoring, which i dont think he was, what would be wrong with it?
let it go people, let it go.
 

Atrex

Member
haha no doubt...caring enough to complain about so called "attention whorism" is even worse than the shameless action itself. Since when are New Threads in such limited availability. Its not like they are a precious commodity that should only be used in the most pertinent of situations...If you dont like the premise behind the thread or its content, move on and find one that suits you. Its the Fucking Internet.
 

border

Member
Atrex said:
haha no doubt...caring enough to complain about so called "attention whorism" is even worse than the shameless action itself.
You care enough to complain about complaining about attention whoring. That's even worse than the shameless action itself. If you dont like the premise behind the thread or its content, move on and find one that suits you. Its the Fucking Internet.
 

Atrex

Member
haha damn, you know i could be a jackass like yourself and say, you care that i care that they care, so i dont see your point.
 

border

Member
The point was to have a laugh at your "Shut up and move on if you don't like it" comment by pointing out that you're incapable of following the same orders you bark out, and that by your owns standards you are pathetic for "caring".
 

Atrex

Member
Although i admit that it may sound a little hypocritical, i was only making a statement about the actions of those board members, and as i have already stated this is only the internet, and if you wish to bash this or my previous statements thats fine, but im not going to return any more criticism. Have a nice day.
 
Maybe I'm a bit late to jump into this, but wasn't Incognito the one posting pictures of his room mate talking about how much they're gonna drink and how hot she is?
 

nitewulf

Member
fart said:
oh jesus, folder's no olimario. get off his case.

ps, I HATE YOU FOLDER
hey! i got dibs on folder's wife, ok?
ok, that's just sick. i'm sorry folder, im a sick, sick man.
so could fart and i kill you and take your wife? :D
anyway, im just joking, good luck to you and your wife, you UK GAF crew seem to have a pretty good social circle. very nice.
 
I wasn't here for the entire Olimario thing, so I can't comment as to how similar these kinds of posts are, but if this is how Oli was posting about his girlfriend I don't really see anything wrong with it.

Folder is obviously very happy about his situation, and rightfully so. As he said things are falling into place in his life and he just has got a good vibe going. For someone who is starting over again in life, like I am, it is very encouraging to see that you can pull your life together and have things work out for you in the end. So, to that end, I'm glad to read about Folder's happy little predicament. I can't wait for the day that I need to give up something like cigarettes to complete everything.

I guess I'm just trying to say that for me personally, I like to hear that others lives are going well. I like to see that things can, and do, work out sometimes.
 

DSN2K

Member
thread was more about the stop smoking thing to me.... :\

typical GAF! make a problem out of nothing. :lol
 
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Folder

Unconfirmed Member
fart said:
oh jesus, folder's no olimario. get off his case.

ps, I HATE YOU FOLDER

:)

nitewulf said:
hey! i got dibs on folder's wife, ok?
ok, that's just sick. i'm sorry folder, im a sick, sick man.
so could fart and i kill you and take your wife?
anyway, im just joking, good luck to you and your wife, you UK GAF crew seem to have a pretty good social circle. very nice.
Yeah we do, it works out really well. However, a certain member of these boards is currently around at my friend's house having come over here last night, fed me loads of cigarettes and missed his train drunk. I hope he behaves!

Red Mercury said:
I wasn't here for the entire Olimario thing, so I can't comment as to how similar these kinds of posts are, but if this is how Oli was posting about his girlfriend I don't really see anything wrong with it.

Folder is obviously very happy about his situation, and rightfully so. As he said things are falling into place in his life and he just has got a good vibe going. For someone who is starting over again in life, like I am, it is very encouraging to see that you can pull your life together and have things work out for you in the end. So, to that end, I'm glad to read about Folder's happy little predicament. I can't wait for the day that I need to give up something like cigarettes to complete everything.

I guess I'm just trying to say that for me personally, I like to hear that others lives are going well. I like to see that things can, and do, work out sometimes.
That's a nice thing to say. You seem to have a great outlook. Until quite recently my life was sliding off the rails somewhat. I have managed to get things together but it could easily have all gone so fucking wrong. Things can work out if you do the right thing and have a little faith in the world and humanity.
Things started to change for me when I decided to just be nice. To everyone. I stopped talking about anyone in a negative way and began looking for possitives in everything. It worked! I also tried to find more self-control which I have managed a little bit. I know it sounds cheesy but the future really is in your hands. You have to realise this and understand that you can shape your own destiny and if there are elements in your life, be they work or people or whatever, just tell them to fuck off and move on. :)
 

Brannon

Member
So when you get your wife posting, will we know her name? Because if you do that, some asshole is going to show her this thread, and she'll know you've been smoking mere hours before she landed...
 
Well, this thread is retarded. I really should take up church or something to stave off the sort of boredom that makes me click on shit like this on a Sunday morning. Figured it would be about you getting a mail-order bride delivered or something.

EDIT: Bogdan's right; this thread is nothing more than a smirking attempt to pimp your wife's looks. Strut her around the mall if you want that kind of validation, and save us all a little bandwidth.
 
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