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oh... i see what your plan is.

Just sounds like she has him on a pretty short leash, and he's too busy worshipping her to care -- time for a fresh start. OMY GOSH 13 HOURS 12 MINUTES 37 SECONDS LEFT I AM JERKING OFF!

 

[Folder]

Just sounds like she has him on a pretty short leash, and he's too busy worshipping her to care -- time for a fresh start. OMY GOSH 13 HOURS 12 MINUTES 37 SECONDS LEFT I AM JERKING OFF!

So. Many. Isues.
And to think, we could have formed the *der Justice League. Border and Folder: Super *der Bros.
You've let yourself, and the whole team down.

 

[Trakball]

You don't want to play for the same team Border's on, dude. Isn't being a SPONG employee bad enough?

 

[rs7k]

Ween off your smoking habit with pot?

Terrible idea. It'll just make it worse, and cravings while you're high are the FUCKING DEVIL.

Anyways. It's not that hard to quit, as long as you want to, or have a damn good reason to. In my case, I didn't really have one, and I don't have much going for me in life. On the other hand, you risk losing your girl.

So it all comes down to nicotine or pussy. I don't know how addicted you are, and yes nicotine can seem more attractive than the latter in times of withdrawal, but you need to ask yourself, what would Arnie do?

 

[Folder]

You don't want to play for the same team Border's on, dude. Isn't being a SPONG employee bad enough?

You're probably right.
Being a SPOnG employee, bumming around the world talking shit about videogames, staying in the best hotels and getting drunk, is one of the best things that can happen to a game-obsessed tabloid-inspired hack. Although it does hamper generative GAF discussions. But hey, win some, lose some.

 

[COCKLES]

Better hope Richard Reid's twin brother isn't a passenger.

 

[Trakball]

You're probably right.
Being a SPOnG employee, bumming around the world talking shit about videogames, staying in the best hotels and getting drunk, is one of the best things that can happen to a game-obsessed tabloid-inspired hack. Although it does hamper generative GAF discussions. But hey, win some, lose some.

You're so damn sensitive, Folder! You're like Tickle-Me-Elmo, but with more angst and worse vices.

Oh I smoked for seven years, man, so stay strong. I didn't have a hottie convincing me it would be best for "us" if I quit, either. You can do it.

 

[SlickWilly223]

Yah I was just joking about the weed, rs7k.

Folder, get some Big League Chew (The bubble gum) and chew that shit whenever you get a craving. It might work.

 

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You're so damn sensitive, Folder! You're like Tickle-Me-Elmo, but with more angst and worse vices.

He's already testy and he hasn't even quit yet.

 

[Folder]

You're so damn sensitive, Folder! You're like Tickle-Me-Elmo, but with more angst and worse vices.

Oh I smoked for seven years, man, so stay strong. I didn't have a hottie convincing me it would be best for "us" if I quit, either. You can do it.

Sorry, am just feeling on a high right now.
I love my wife, I love my job, I love my new flat and I just feel like, you know, it's all some sort of dream and I might wake up from it. Not really but everything seems too good to be true. I've worked really hard to get everything together in my life and now it's falling into place it's just amazing. I am lucky to have such amazing friens and co-workers and, shit. I'm getting soppy. On GAF. This is bad.
Thanks for the advice and support. It means a lot tonight.

 

[Trakball]

You better rub a few out, man. You're going to be having some serious premature ejaculation issues. Like, the moment wifey lands, you'll need a new pair of skivvies-type issues.

 

[Folder]

You better rub a few out, man. You're going to be having some serious premature ejaculation issues. Like, the moment wifey lands, you'll need a new pair of skivvies-type issues.

No sex mate.
Too busy with Jungle Beat:

Shit. just over thirteen hours.
I have never felt like this before...
It's like anticipation times a million.

 

[Trakball]

Folder you just made my fucking day dude :lol

It really IS like "Human Nature". Are you guys high? More specifically, are YOU high?

 

[mCACGj]

Sorry, am just feeling on a high right now.
I love my wife, I love my job, I love my new flat and I just feel like, you know, it's all some sort of dream and I might wake up from it. Not really but everything seems too good to be true. I've worked really hard to get everything together in my life and now it's falling into place it's just amazing. I am lucky to have such amazing friens and co-workers and, shit. I'm getting soppy. On GAF. This is bad.
Thanks for the advice and support. It means a lot tonight.

What's bad is that you won't be able to enjoy all those things for that much longer if you continue to smoke like you do. Cold turkey it.

 

[rs7k]

HAWT HAWT HAWT

 

[jobber]

don't look in their eyes!

 

[Folder]

Folder you just made my fucking day dude :lol

It really IS like "Human Nature". Are you guys high? More specifically, are YOU high?

Well...
We were in the Grand Hyatt in Seattle on a Nintendo trip. We stayed up eating Valium and drinking. I had to interview Reggie after two hours of sleep. Then we went downstairs to play GK. Erica is a militant Nintendo fan. So I guess I was kinda. Was a great time though!

What's bad is that you won't be able to enjoy all those things for that much longer if you continue to smoke like you do. Cold turkey it.

Said a wise man. You are, of course, correct sir. Thanks for the reality check.

 

[norinrad21]

Is that the Spong HQ?

 

[Trakball]

Well...
We were in the Grand Hyatt in Seattle on a Nintendo trip. We stayed up eating Valium and drinking. I had to interview Reggie after two hours of sleep. Then we went downstairs to play GK. Erica is a militant Nintendo fan. So I guess I was kinda. Was a great time though!

God you are a lucky motherfucker. No matter what shit you have to deal with, just know that you definitely did win the mate lottery.

 

[levious]

You have plenty of time to burn through one more pack... just one more.

 

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What's bad is that you won't be able to enjoy all those things for that much longer if you continue to smoke like you do.

If you don't quit smoking now you will DIE IN A WEEK!

 

[Folder]

Is that the Spong HQ?

Um, yes!*
*Not really. Ballroom of the Grand Hyatt, Seattle. One day though lad! ;-)

God you are a lucky motherfucker. No matter what shit you have to deal with, just know that you definitely did win the mate lottery.

Thanks man. She is nothing short of everything and anything I could have ever wished for. It's a shame you can't meet her. You might see her on the telly soon. I'll let you know. *love*

You have plenty of time to burn through one more pack... just one more.

It's painful because it's true! STOP IT!

If you don't quit smoking now you will DIE IN A WEEK!

So. Many. Issues.

 

[norinrad21]

Hehehe you look like you were in a clockwork orange

 

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I don't want to bump the old "Spong" thread, but since you are watching this one, can I ask:

In related news, the changes at SPOnG should be evident in a piece due to be published in the next two weeks. I cannot link to it under threat of banning, though I'm sure you'll see it knocking around.

Did this story come out?

 

[Mr. E. Yis]

Folder- www.quitnet.org has a forum with a lot of cool people. They have a lot of threads of things to do to fight cravings.

I'm smoke free almost 2 1/2 yrs, after smoking for 7. It's hard, but well worth it, especially if I was in your shoes.

 

[etiolate]

You're banging the wrong bongos

 

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

Your wife is cute.

Give her one for me when she gets home.

 

[Folder]

Shit.
Less that twelve hours.
Bed now, sorry for bailing.
Quickly: Thats for the support. Means a lot.
Will fight the evil.
The big thing is an interview. It's on tape. I'll transcibe and post.
You'll have to watch the site next week as I'm not allowed to link to SPOnG Think big.
Um. So, I'm off to bed, then to the airport. To everyone who offered support/advice/friendship/more that "you work at SPOnG soyou must be a cunt" I'd like to say thanks. GAF has seen me through a rather mental night on my own and this community means a lot to me.
I'll get Erica posting here before the month's out.
Again, thatnks and tara!
S
x

 

[Groder Mullet]

I never thought it was possible to feel like this about someone.
I never realised half of me was missing until I met Erica.
She's nearly here.
Oh god, I'm crying while posting on GAF.
I hope she never finds this out!

Banded, Olimario style.

 

[Blackie]

Folders posts really help me believe that cynical idea that love is just a more pleasant form of insanity.

 

[nitewulf]

wait so you guys live(d) in different countries, and she is moving to england?
i thought you were both in england.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

So. Many. Isues.
And to think, we could have formed the *der Justice League. Border and Folder: Super *der Bros.
You've let yourself, and the whole team down.

can i be on the team? i can be the martian solrac.

 

[shuri]

I dont get it. Where the heck was your wife gone for so long? Why are you going insane like that?! Or is she a russian mail order bride?! THIS IS SO CONFUSING :lol

 

[demi]

I dont get it. Where the heck was your wife gone for so long? Why are you going insane like that?! Or is she a russian mail order bride?! THIS IS SO CONFUSING :lol

He's from the UK, she's from America. She is moving there (?) or they are getting married in the UK (are you yet?).

 

[fart]

jesus folder, i can't believe you really work for spong.

HOW COULD YOU LAND A GIRL LIKE THAT?? AND WORK FOR SPONG???

BRAIN EXPLODING

 

[ohamsie]

I'll get Erica posting here before the month's out.

While I think this idea is infinitely amusing, I think it is a REALLY bad idea. It is such a bad idea, that I would feel guilty if I didn't post how bad of an idea this was (but I am secretly hoping you ignore me, because I am sure GAF would have a field day with it).

 

[Folder]

He's from the UK, she's from America. She is moving there (?) or they are getting married in the UK (are you yet?).

Yeah, tied knot in December.
Oh shit, she gets here in three hours.
Shit...

 

[Socreges]

A HA! So that's why she was attracted to you!

Honestly, the British accent goes a loooong ways for a first impression. My friends and I have tested it (terribly, but effectively). Of course, maintaining any sort of relationship requires something more (personality), so cheers.

 

[Folder]

A HA! So that's why she was attracted to you!

Honestly, the British accent goes a loooong ways for a first impression. My friends and I have tested it (terribly, but effectively). Of course, maintaining any sort of relationship requires something more (personality), so cheers.

:I

 

[fugimax]

Oh shit, she gets here in three hours.
Shit..

If you can't stop smoking for the hotness that is your wife...you're gay.

It's really *that* simple.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

I'll get Erica posting here before the month's out.

BAD BAD BAD IDEA!

 

[Folder]

Wife Get!
See you later losers!

 

[God's Hand]

When did it become cool to be married and post on the internet about it?

 

[KyotoMecca]

When did it become cool to be married and post on the internet about it?

Three months ago.

Find someone who loves you for who you are. And next time get this stuff worked out before getting married.

He did, until he got back from marriage and asked me "just one" cig.

Cheers man. I think I might try the classic secret smoking in the pub with my friends option.
Oh god. She'll be banging the gardener in a month... :'-(

It's the only way!

 

[Ecrofirt]

GIVE HER TO ME

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

this thread is fucking stupid. maybe mikegoestowork can do us a favor and put a end to pointless im going to get laid and you guys arent threads.

 

[Trakball]

this thread is fucking stupid. maybe mikegoestowork can do us a favor and put a end to pointless im going to get laid and you guys arent threads.

Maybe you can just not go into threads that you already know you're not going to like? Oh, shit, personal responsibility is for sissies!

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

oh shit! you got me good fucker.

 

[Folder]

this thread is fucking stupid. maybe mikegoestowork can do us a favor and put a end to pointless im going to get laid and you guys arent threads.

Said a disenfranchised bitter loser one day.

Cheer up son, it'll come good. Put a smile on. Works for me.

For anyone who cares, Erica landed safe and sound and has had a good sleep. Just gave her a nudge to wake up to avoid jetlag death and I think we might pop down the local for a few with a certain unnamed GAF member.

Again, thanks for any support offered over the past few months. Many of you have been wonderful and it's not gone unnoticed.

See ya!

 

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He did, until he got back from marriage and asked me "just one" cig.

Well, I just meant "work out" whether or not it's okay to be a smoker before marriage, not necessarily quitting. Seems crazy and maybe a little dangerous to kick off a committed relationship by strongarming your partner into doing something he/she doesn't want to do that will make them resentful and irritable for months. But I've said my peace.