Hinata: "I have 3 Naruto Uzumakis."
"One Naruto in my living room,"
"another Naruto in my bedroom,"
"and the third Naruto in my bathroom."
"Why do I have a Naruto in my bathroom?"
"Because I have three Naruto Uzumakis."
"Now, some of you may say you didn't really want to take naruto for yourself anyways." "and it's true, it is okay." "because, you aren't getting Naruto." "While I, conversely, have 3 Naruto Uzumakis"
"This data will illustrate how many Narutos I have and how many you have:"
Code:
Hinata : 3 Naruto Uzumaki
You: 0 Naruto Uzumaki
Hinata: "The data is conclusive, I have 3 Narutos and I am enjoying Naruto three times as much.
"While you have zero Naruto Uzumaki. I, on the other hand, have 3 Naruto Uzumakis"
"Now, some of you may say Naruto may not be the right man for you. Some may say even Sasuke or Might Gai are more attractive and better husbands than Naruto."
"This is clearly the talk of someone who doesn't have three Naruto Uzumakis"
"and so I leave you with these simple words this canon ship ending season. I have 3 Naruto Uzumaki"