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NBA Offseason Thread! All offseason NBA talk in THIS thread!

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bishoptl

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I went upstairs to watch the draft on TV, then realized that I'd receive better (and funnier) commentary if I just refreshed this thread every 30 seconds. :D
 

DMczaf

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ADA must be proud!

1 Orl Dwight Howard (PF)

2 Cha Emeka Okafor (PF)

3 Chi Ben Gordon (PG)

4 LAC Shaun Livingston (PG)

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The NBA Draft brings people of all races together...er...
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
So the Wiz..eerr Dallas took Harris.
 

Bat

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Can Dick Vitale ever shut the fuck up? I wonder how much the Rockets are still regretting passing up Jay Williams in 2002 to get Yao. It's funny when he said the Bulls haven't made a good draft choice in 6 years....that's not what he was saying before the 2002 draft.

So far, here are my observations:

-You always take the guy with the biggest potential....though I was still suprised to see the Magic take Howard. It's not a bad pick, granted, but just suprising.

-Shaun Livingston will be the best player 5 years from now. Pure full court point guards come once every five years, max.

-Goroan is suprising and somewhat bafflign because they already have Hinrich as their point guard and Gordon is way too small to play SG.

-Jim Gray somehow managed to suck Kobe off during the draft telecast....just amazing.
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
"Can Dick Vitale every shut the fuck up? I wonder how much the Rockets are still regretting passing up Jay Williams in 2002 to get Yao. It's funny when he said the Bulls haven't made a good draft choice in 6 years....that's not what he was saying before the 2002 draft."

Seriously,the guy is a wack job.
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
HAHA no Harris for Konex.
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
Dang the Bulls got Deng.
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
DMczaf said:
2 guards with no center

Thats spells L.O.T.T.E.R.Y.

Yep,before Yao got to Houston the Rockets never did jack with just Steve and Cat.
 

sc0la

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Cloudy said:
Nash n Kobe is aight too
Jesus I can barely imagine the sheer number of ridiculous bak to the basket, 360 spin under hand circus shots we will see everygame o_o
 

Bat

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Deng is a good choice....i'm still in semi-shock over Gordon. Do they plan on taking undersized two guards with their first pick every year? Grr...

EDIT- How the fuck do the Raptors not have a coach?

EDIT2- WTF WTF WTF alert
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
Raptors take BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA wtf



WHAT?
 

Bat

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Bryant Reeves RETURNS!!!

(what was the over-under for where the first white stiff selected would go? 7?)
 

Fifty

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WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. We picked the next Big Country. What a joke. ESPN laughed at us, and everyone else will....
 

Seth C

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Bat said:
Deng is a good choice....i'm still in semi-shock over Gordon. Do they plan on taking undersized two guards with their first pick every year? Grr...

Gordon is about 50x the player Deng is. Wait and see.

Now, in the Raptor's case, well, there's just no excuse for that.
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
Fifty said:
WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. We picked the next Big Country. What a joke. ESPN laughed at us, and everyone else will....

I cant even remember the guys name you just picked...

Big Country Time Lemonade > WTF guy
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
Rafael has cooler hair,but Big Country had that special something,that Southern twang.
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
Shit....did I just type that up? :(
 
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