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NBA Offseason Thread! All offseason NBA talk in THIS thread!

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Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
DMczaf said:
Report: Raptors offer Vince, Rose to Hornets

Vince Carter has yet to comment on the numerous trade talks surrounding his future, maybe now will be the time?

Sportsnet.ca - A trade involving Raptors' franchise Vince Carter and teammate Jalen Rose is lighting up the airwaves in New Orleans, according to WGNO, the cities' local sports radio.

According to the radio report, Toronto has offered Carter and Rose in exchange for P.J. Brown and Canadian Jamal Magloire. The deal reportedly will include an undisclosed amount of cash. It is no secret in Toronto that Vince Carter is unhappy with his exclusion from the Raptors' off-season revamping of its front office and coaching staff.

If the raps do that they are offically the hornets' bitch
 

DCX

DCX
Blackace said:
Almost the only thing Damp is missing is being a star
In all fairness, Chrales Smith wasn't all the great...other than his 50 point game...man how the hell did that happen?

DCX
 

Miguel

Member
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Fifty

Member
DMczaf said:
Report: Raptors offer Vince, Rose to Hornets

Vince Carter has yet to comment on the numerous trade talks surrounding his future, maybe now will be the time?

Sportsnet.ca - A trade involving Raptors' franchise Vince Carter and teammate Jalen Rose is lighting up the airwaves in New Orleans, according to WGNO, the cities' local sports radio.

According to the radio report, Toronto has offered Carter and Rose in exchange for P.J. Brown and Canadian Jamal Magloire. The deal reportedly will include an undisclosed amount of cash. It is no secret in Toronto that Vince Carter is unhappy with his exclusion from the Raptors' off-season revamping of its front office and coaching staff.



That's 100% insane. Who would score for us? We'd have Bosh, Magloire, Brown, that rookie, all at PF/C. Oh yeah, and we'd lose our two best scorers. Bullshit.
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
DMczaf said:
Sorry, you guys had to play dirty so i bring DA BIG GUNS!

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From Houston Chronicle...

"The Rockets are 14-12 all-time vs. Michael Jordan teams, making them one of three teams (with the Jazz and Lakers) to have winning records against him. ..."

Oh snap!
 

DMczaf

Member
Matrix said:
From Houston Chronicle...

"The Rockets are 14-12 all-time vs. Michael Jordan teams, making them one of three teams (with the Jazz and Lakers) to have winning records against him. ..."

Oh snap!

This just in...

"Michael Jordan met Matrix's sexy mother while in Houston and FHUTA!"

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Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
Breaking news...

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Kobe Bryant highly dissapointed in Dmczaf's moms bedroom manners..He said he was sexually violated by the woman.

Further graphic details to follow.
 

Loki

Count of Concision
DCX said:
I can almost guarantee that play doesn't end in a dunk.

DCX

Actually, believe it or not, I have that exact game on tape ('97 regular season, iirc). You're right, but you were oh-so-close to getting owned, because Jordan took off from way out and actually got the ball on the front of the rim for the jam, but missed it because he was being bridged in the air by Hakeem and had to look down and make sure he didn't end up horizontal on the floor.

It's a nice play-- I've watched it a few times, because it was a spectacular attempt, and he was about 2 inches from nailing it on Dream's head. :p At least he got to the line, though. ;)
 

DJ_Tet

Banned
Blackace said:
If the raps do that they are offically the hornets' bitch



If I was a Hornets fan (which I was, but not anymore), I'd be ALL OVER that trade. Any trade to get Vince Carter without giving up Baron Davis (or even Jamaal Mashburn hell) would be aces.

Jamal Magloire is a very good center, but he's pretty much as good as he's gonna get (which is a very good Eastern Conference center). PJ Brown is a good PF, but to have a team with Baron, Vince, and Jamaal, I'd be creaming as a Hornet fan. Since they are in the Western conference now, they'll have to do something other than what they have been doing to make the playoffs.


*what's Loki gonna do 5 years from now? he's still obsessing over meaningless MJ plays, poor fella...
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
DJ_Tet said:
If I was a Hornets fan (which I was, but not anymore), I'd be ALL OVER that trade. Any trade to get Vince Carter without giving up Baron Davis (or even Jamaal Mashburn hell) would be aces.

Jamal Magloire is a very good center, but he's pretty much as good as he's gonna get (which is a very good Eastern Conference center). PJ Brown is a good PF, but to have a team with Baron, Vince, and Jamaal, I'd be creaming as a Hornet fan. Since they are in the Western conference now, they'll have to do something other than what they have been doing to make the playoffs.


*what's Loki gonna do 5 years from now? he's still obsessing over meaningless MJ plays, poor fella...


Oh yeah! I almost forgot about the move to the west! (well I did forget) Getting smaller doesn't help them out west....
 

Loki

Count of Concision
DJ_Tet said:
*what's Loki gonna do 5 years from now? he's still obsessing over meaningless MJ plays, poor fella...

How do you figure? He made a comment, I happened to have seen the play in question, and I filled him in. :)


What's DJ_Tet gonna do 5 years from now? He's still obsessing over other peoples' meaningless obsessions. ;)

(and no, that was not a concession :p)
 
DMczaf said:
Report: Raptors offer Vince, Rose to Hornets

Vince Carter has yet to comment on the numerous trade talks surrounding his future, maybe now will be the time?

Sportsnet.ca - A trade involving Raptors' franchise Vince Carter and teammate Jalen Rose is lighting up the airwaves in New Orleans, according to WGNO, the cities' local sports radio.

According to the radio report, Toronto has offered Carter and Rose in exchange for P.J. Brown and Canadian Jamal Magloire. The deal reportedly will include an undisclosed amount of cash. It is no secret in Toronto that Vince Carter is unhappy with his exclusion from the Raptors' off-season revamping of its front office and coaching staff.

Maybe they meant Jamal Mashburn, because I don't see the Hornets giving up two bigs for two smalls, especially now that they’re in the West. There has been talk of moving Mashburn this past year since he's more of a half-court player and his style conflicts with the up-tempo play of Baron Davis. With Byron Scott on board, this move would make more sense.

Carter and Rose for Brown and Mashburn?
 

DJ_Tet

Banned
Loki said:
How do you figure? He made a comment, I happened to have seen the play in question, and I filled him in. :)


What's DJ_Tet gonna do 5 years from now? He's still obsessing over other peoples' meaningless obsessions. ;)

(and no, that was not a concession :p)


I'll move on to other posters, while your obsession will be pushing 50 ;)
 

DJ_Tet

Banned
RobotChant said:
Maybe they meant Jamal Mashburn, because I don't see the Hornets giving up two bigs for two smalls, especially now that they’re in the West. There has been talk of moving Mashburn this past year since he's more of a half-court player and his style conflicts with the up-tempo play of Baron Davis. With Byron Scott on board, this move would make more sense.

Carter and Rose for Brown and Mashburn?


From what I've heard on Hornets message boards, they have been trying to trade Mash for Szerbiac. I don't see either trade happening for what it's worth.
 

Shinobi

Member
Toronto's interest in this pie in the sky trade would be Magloire, since he's a Toronto kid. So it would have to be Magloire and Mashburn, or maybe even Magloire and Davis. Otherwise it's a straight raping on the Hornets part. The financials don't make any sense...next year sees VC making 12.5, JR making 14.5, while PJ's making 8. There's no figures available for Magloire, but if it's anymore then 10 I'd be shocked. Even if it's 12 it'd still be a $7 million difference, which seems pretty steep and puts it over the 115% rule (though to be honest I'm not sure if that rule has to apply all the time). And Morris Peterson signed an offer sheet with the Hornets a couple weeks ago (doubt the Raptors match it), which essentially means the Hornets would grab the Raptors' three best perimeter scorers. So the deal really doesn't make any sense at all. Knowing some of the idiots in this town though, they'll probably still approve of such a trade.
 

DJ_Tet

Banned
Not even looking at your financial analysis, I can guarantee you won't get Magloire and Davis, or Davis and anyone for Carter. Magloire and Davis were both all-starts this year, no reason to trade them both for Carter, and Davis won't go anywhere. Perhaps you could get Magloire and Mashburn, but that would be the most. I forgot Magloire was a Toronto kid, but I doubt any trades from the Hornets and the Raps will happen, not of this magnitude.
 

Bat

Member
That deal makes no sense. The Hornets won't trade all their size just to get a backcourt combo of Carter and Davis, which would never, ever work. And plus, the salaries don't even come close to matching (which they do within 115% if both teams are over the cap, which they are). Magloire and Mashburn makes more sense, but then i'm not sure the Raptors would be willing to make that trade.
 

Shinobi

Member
I'm just saying, Magloire & Davis is more believable for the Raptors then Magloire and Brown. That doesn't mean makes any sense. I think it's just a nonsensical rumour out of NO...been checking some of the Toronto sites here along with ESPN, and they've got nothing. Heck, the only thing I found was that the Raptors actually matched the offer sheet for Mo Pete, much to my surprise (figured it would be a bit too much money for them to justify matching).
 

DJ_Tet

Banned
I don't see the Hornets giving up Davis for anyone, that said, their F.O. is freaking stupid. Perhaps they WOULD trade Baron for Carter straight up.

All I know is the last topic I read on the Hornets message board was "Will JR Smith be as good as Vince Carter?" Going by the recent trend of youth over everything, I don't see them trading a 1 (PG) for a 3 (SF) when the 3 is the easiest position to fill out of all five. I think we can all agree, no matter where this rumor started, it ain't happening in it's current incarnation.
 

Fifty

Member
That's crazy..Kittles was their best shooter. They lose K-Mart, they lose Kittles...what're they going to do? That doesn't make much sense.
 

bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
Are you KIDDING? Jason Kidd is going to demand a trade before mid-August. Count on it. This is ridiculous. Why is this freaking real-estate jackass trying to run the franchise into the ground? Screw trying, he IS running the franchise into the ground. Idiot!

Two recent NBA Finals appearances, pissed away. Brooklyn, you don't want these Nets.
 

DMczaf

Member
bishoptl said:
Are you KIDDING? Jason Kidd is going to demand a trade before mid-August. Count on it. This is ridiculous. Why is this freaking real-estate jackass trying to run the franchise into the ground? Screw trying, he IS running the franchise into the ground. Idiot!

Two recent NBA Finals appearances, pissed away. Brooklyn, you don't want these Nets.

The best part is that Kidd turned down the Spurs for this hahahaha
 

bionic77

Member
DMczaf said:
They've traded their players for draft picks, not senile picks

That is why the trade is perfect. They obviously want to have zero talent on their team next year, so these old guys will give 'veteran leadership' to to the rooks. Plus it is the east, who knows maybe Payton is a good player on the other side of the country.
 

firex

Member
Kidd and Kobe on the same team would be great.
Kobe: "Can the Lakers please play some home games on the Clippers' court? It's closer to my house."
Kidd: "Screw that, can the Lakers please play some home games in Brooklyn? Will you bring Karl back so he can massage my feet when I'm on the bench? Playing basketball sure is tiring!"

And then when Buss or Kupchak refuse, Kidd can just beat them up.
 

DMczaf

Member
PROVIDENCE, R.I. -- Marcus Douthit, a second-round draft pick of the Los Angeles Lakers out of Providence College, was charged on Thursday with taking part in a wide-ranging identity theft and embezzlement scam and pocketing several thousand dollars.

The 125-count indictment unsealed by a statewide grand jury accuses Douthit with allegedly participating in a phony car accident as part of a scheme to obtain money from insurance companies, said Michael Healey, spokesman for the state attorney general office.

Six others have been charged in the alleged scheme.

He was paid $6,500 from money obtained from the false claim in December 2001, and deposited that money into a Providence bank account, the indictment states.

With Kobe, Odom, and now this kid pretty soon the Jailblazers wont look that bad ;)
 

Jumpman

Member
DMczaf said:
PROVIDENCE, R.I. -- Marcus Douthit, a second-round draft pick of the Los Angeles Lakers out of Providence College, was charged on Thursday with taking part in a wide-ranging identity theft and embezzlement scam and pocketing several thousand dollars.

The 125-count indictment unsealed by a statewide grand jury accuses Douthit with allegedly participating in a phony car accident as part of a scheme to obtain money from insurance companies, said Michael Healey, spokesman for the state attorney general office.

Six others have been charged in the alleged scheme.

He was paid $6,500 from money obtained from the false claim in December 2001, and deposited that money into a Providence bank account, the indictment states.

What an idiot, throwing away a potential NBA paycheck for a quick $6500!
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
"Sing with me Tony...

Then jump for my love
Jump in and feel my touch
Jump, if you wanna taste my kisses in the night then
Jump, jump for my love
Jump, I know my heart can make you happy
Jump in, you know these arms can fill you up
Jump, if you wanna taste my kisses in the night then
Jump, jump for my love"

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Shinobi

Member
The Bruce Ratner Fire Sale continued in earnest yesterday, when the Nets gave away yet another piece of their franchise -- and their history -- by shipping Kerry Kittles to the Los Angeles Clippers for virtually nothing.

Which raises the question: Just how low can the Nets go?

This low: According to a team official, Jason Kidd returned from his Mexican vacation yesterday and immediately requested a meeting with management at Ratner's earliest convenience, at which time the Nets' captain is expected to demand a trade.

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DMczaf

Member
LOL!!!!

He was on vacation while they did this shit?! Oh man that is low, he signs back with you and a year later you dont even tell the man you are rebuilding.

Thats almost Krause low...actually no its not even close to Krause. Krause is on another planet
 

Shinobi

Member
Haha, it gets better too...

And to further illustrate the goals of the new ownership group, a close friend of Alonzo Mourning yesterday disclosed that the disabled center wants to attempt a comeback, but has been informed by the team that his services are no longer desired, as it would rather lop his salary off the cap after next season.

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"You've gotta be fucking kidding me..."

"Er Jason, you've got milk on your lip."

"Shut the fuck up."
 

Jumpman

Member
effzee said:
and so now the nets will go back in the hole they came from for at least a decade.

The pathetic Nets organization accidentally built a title contender, but are now working around the clock to set things right. I wouldn't be surprised to see Rod Thorn quit shortly as well.
 

rc213

Member
LOL Jason Kidd is reportedly demanding a trade to Lakers,Spurs or Mavericks!!! AHAHHAHAHAHHAHA WTF did the Nets do!
 

DCX

DCX
I'm going to join the Nets as a free agent...they will get demoted to a NBDL team and the Altitude from the NBDL will get called up :)

DCX
 
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