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NBA Offseason Thread! All offseason NBA talk in THIS thread!

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rc213

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I believe that was McGrady taking his team all way to the second round. *OOPS* Then that must have been him taking his team to an unprecedented 19 game losing streak!!!
 

DMczaf

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rc213 said:
I believe that was McGrady taking his team all way to the second round. *OOPS* Then that must have been him taking his team to an unprecedented 19 game losing streak!!!

Or that was Kobe scoring over 30 pts to lead his team to that guaranteed Game 5 victory...damn :(
 

DMczaf

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rc213 said:
Yes that was Chokey Bryant in the Finals! *COUGH*

Hey, Fisher was in the Finals 4 times. Fisher > T-Mac

Hey Walton was in the Finals! Walton > T-Mac!

Dont forget about Gary Payton!
 

DMczaf

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And how did T-Mac get into this anyway?

The original comments were by AI. I guess Laker/Kobe fans cant get T-Mac out of their heads :)

Almost like another shooting guard...

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rc213

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DMczaf said:
And how did T-Mac get into this anyway?

The original comments were by AI. I guess Laker/Kobe fans cant get T-Mac out of their heads :)

Almost like another shooting guard...

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More like Jordan fans cant keep Kobe out of their heads ;)
 

bionic77

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rc213 said:
More like Jordan fans cant keep Kobe out of their heads ;)

Game. Set. Match.

P.S. I got the Batman the Animated Series today and it is clear that Batman is a Laker fan and a hater of all things Jordan.
 

bionic77

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DMczaf said:
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Magic Johnson says Jordan was his greatest teammate ever. Yes its true!

Magic once had sex with 5 girls in a elevator in France.

Magic > Jordan.

Notice he said TEAMMATES, he purposefully said that because Magic > *.
 

bionic77

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DMczaf said:
What an evil man, spreading his disease?! Evil!

LOL

Damn, seems like we can't go 5 years without a Laker getting caught in some sorf of sex scandal. Worthy, Magic, Kobe, Fox, and of course the biggest sex scandal of all: A.C. fucking Green.

Absolute Chastity baby!!
 
bionic77 said:
AC Green > everyone. He went 38 years without having sex, can anyone else here claim that amazing feat? Hell most guys in the NBA never went 38 days.......


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Can you imagine the eruption that must have taken place during AC's wedding night though? His new wife must have had spunk shooting out of her ears.
 

effzee

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DMczaf said:
excerpt from Iverson after team USA's practice:

On his own championship prospects at age 29, after eight seasons in the league and with the rebuilding Sixers:

"I definitely feel like it's coming. And I don't want a championship where I'm 35, 40 years old, take a pay cut and go play for the team that everybody in the media is saying is gonna win it. I don't want it that way. I don't want that championship. I want the championship where I'm the leader on the team. I don't have to be the facial figure of the team. I honestly want to play with another All-Star or that type of player, but ... I want it in Philadelphia, simple as that. All the stuff that I've been through, that place turned me from a young man to a grown man, and I'm not talking about all the good things."

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obviously im a homer and sixers fan so ill agree with AI but i really do like his comment. but then again he is 29 and he still thinks he can do it. what happens in 7-8 yrs if he is still playing and has no ring? im sure malone thought the same way at that age. but i respect for ai wanting to stay in philly after all he went thru and shit, tough town to play in.
 

Fifty

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One of the films I'll be seeing at this year's Toronto Film Festival is the world premiere of...........

THE YEAR OF THE YAO, from James D. Stern and Adam Del Deo, follows basketball sensation Yao Ming through his first year in the NBA as he battles cultural and language barriers, the pressure of representing a nation of 1.2 billion people, and Shaquille O'Neal.

:)
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
UGHHHHHHHHHH GOD! why must this great NBA thread be tainted by Opa's fugly mug :|
 

Shinobi

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Introducing the latest NBA DVD that pretends Kobe doesn't exist!!

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"This 2 disc DVD set chronicles the careers and off the court lives of the 2004 NBA Eastern and Western Conference All-Star Starters. These foundation players have essential attributes that best exhibit what it is to be a player in the NBA and more specifically their respective positions. And for the first time ever on DVD the 2004 NBA All-Star Game and Rookie Challenge in their entirety on a bonus disc."


Their lives off the court huh? No wonder Kobe got ignored...most of his time off the court was spent in one.

Oh yeah, another fine DVD for Laker fans...

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Buy them both today!
 

DMczaf

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http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/columns/story?columnist=aldridge_david&id=1848060

In a telephone interview, O'Neal said that he didn't think Bryant ever appealed to Lakers management to keep the team together, though Bryant maintained at a news conference earlier this month that he could have played with O'Neal next season. And O'Neal made it clear that he believes Bryant wanted him out of Los Angeles.

"Be careful what you wish for, buddy," O'Neal said several times during the 15-minute conversation.

"We're gonna be straight," O'Neal said. "I was down here the other day working out with the kid from Vanderbilt we got (second-round pick Matt Freije), and I told him, 'I'm gonna come across the block, and if I get doubled, I'm gonna pass the ball to you and you're gonna have a wide-open jumper, or (forward) Udonis Haslem is gonna come down the lane and he's gonna get a dunk, and you're all gonna get big contracts.' He said, 'What do you mean?' I said, 'Just look at the history. Travis Knight. Horace Grant. A.C. Green.' He said, 'Shaq, you're one of the coolest guys I've met.' "

hehe
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
DMczaf said:
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For Mig and Matrix :p

:D


Dm,did you know the Tmac white jersey is on sale in the rockets store online now?


And for DM...

Yao sporting mangina...
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Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
Havent you always wondered why Steve and Yao were so close?


Yao:"Haha remember when I spanked your @ss stevie?"
Steve: "Hehe good times Big China..good times"
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DMczaf

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bionic77 said:
Have any notorius potheads gone on to dominate in the NBA for more then a couple years? T-Mac is gonna have to lay off on the reefer if he wants to win that ring. The only thing more dangerous to NBA players is fat white hotel employees.

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Even though I have DMCAFSGSGSZAF on ignore, when people quote him, unfortunately his posts are viewable. From those quotes, though, DM further proves why he has no business in an NBA thread. Comparing "I want to be the MAN!!!!, aka I'll be the man when we're winning, but when we lose, i"ll bitch and moan to get traded" Tmac to Kobe Bryant, a winner of 3 NBA titles is simply ABSURD. This is a forum for adult discussion, Dm. That means you're on the outside looking in. I'm sure he'll reply with yet another shitty picture with an unfunny caption, but thankfully, I won't have to read it.
 

bionic77

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Jumpman said:
That's awesome! I think Hakeem is easily the best center to ever play the game.

IAWTP

Also one of the best players ever. I get killed for this, but I really think he was just as good as Jordan or anyone else you can mention.
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
DCX said:
Dampier? Crawford? NY Bound or what?

DCX

Dampier maybe... but I don't think Thomas will get it done with the Bulls
 

DCX

DCX
I wasn't all that hyped to hear about Crawford anyway, same with Dampier for that matter but i would rather have Dampier.

DCX
 
DCX said:
I wasn't all that hyped to hear about Crawford anyway, same with Dampier for that matter but i would rather have Dampier.

DCX

i wouldn't be. Damp is a bum. You have to wonder about a guy that waited to have his best season at the ripe old age of 30 (and in a contract year no less). I wouldn't want to invest big money for the next 5-6 years on the guy, not by a long shot.
 

DCX

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Ninja Scooter said:
i wouldn't be. Damp is a bum. You have to wonder about a guy that waited to have his best season at the ripe old age of 30 (and in a contract year no less). I wouldn't want to invest big money for the next 5-6 years on the guy, not by a long shot.
Money is never an object in NY and you know we love the star player on the decline, it's our MO. Let's take a look shall we:

- Rolando Blackman
- Derek Harper
- Larry Johnson
- Mutombo
- Alan Houston
- Penny
- Charles Smith
- X-Man

Dampier fits right in :p

DCX
 

DMczaf

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Report: Raptors offer Vince, Rose to Hornets

Vince Carter has yet to comment on the numerous trade talks surrounding his future, maybe now will be the time?

Sportsnet.ca - A trade involving Raptors' franchise Vince Carter and teammate Jalen Rose is lighting up the airwaves in New Orleans, according to WGNO, the cities' local sports radio.

According to the radio report, Toronto has offered Carter and Rose in exchange for P.J. Brown and Canadian Jamal Magloire. The deal reportedly will include an undisclosed amount of cash. It is no secret in Toronto that Vince Carter is unhappy with his exclusion from the Raptors' off-season revamping of its front office and coaching staff.
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
DCX said:
Money is never an object in NY and you know we love the star player on the decline, it's our MO. Let's take a look shall we:

- Rolando Blackman
- Derek Harper
- Larry Johnson
- Mutombo
- Alan Houston
- Penny
- Charles Smith
- X-Man

Dampier fits right in :p

DCX


Almost the only thing Damp is missing is being a star
 
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