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NeoGAF Anonymous Confessions 2014 - Confessember Be Upon Us - Under New Management

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Mordeccai

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Look I would never read a regular diary. Never in a million years. If I opened it up and saw a dated entry and noticed it wasn't a dream I would have let it be. I keep my own dream diary and wouldn't give a shit if anyone read it because they're just dreams. I love reading the dream threads on gaf and the topic in general, which doesn't excuse anything but there it is. How was I supposed to know it was falsely labeled :[

Also I have no idea what that picture is referencing. To the above, it doesn't mean anything at all that she enjoys sex, everyone does, I pick up her birth control script for her sometimes, but the fact that she did it on my bed man. First one sister fingers herself with my rock band drum sticks, now this one is sexing on top of my stuff, I just don't understand.
 
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Qasiel

Member
Mordeccai said:
Public confession, just earlier I found what was labeled as my sisters dream diary sitting on her bed as I was vaccuming the house. Now I love the topic of dreams so I thought I'd give it a peek and see what her dreams were like.

Well fuck me, turns out only two pages of it were dreams and the rest were a sex journal of her and her boyfriend. It turns out that:

- She loves anal sex

- She has fucked on my bed and found it hilarious

- Sex on the dining room table and they didn't wipe it down because it was 'hot' to have everything left over on the table

- Sex in the back yard on the lounge chair where I read and play 3DS (this one is super what the fuck. We don't have a privacy fence and all the neighbors can see our back yard. And there is literally no place to put the chair that would be hidden from sight.)

- She is a big fan of period sex

- The next planned sexcapade is to be when I'm home and her and her boyfriend are going to gag each other so they don't make noise.

Man, I can't even say anything about this because then she'll be all like why'd you read my diary you fucker. I knew my one sister was a little bit crazy... but to hear that my littlest sister is like this... fuck man. I should have never opened that diary. Why'd she have to fuck on my bed tho. God dammit.
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Buy a diary. Write your post as its only entry. Leave around to be "discovered" by your sister. Let hilarity and crushing embarrassment ensue.
 
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Freeza Under The Shower

Member
Mordeccai said:
Public confession, just earlier I found what was labeled as my sisters dream diary sitting on her bed as I was vaccuming the house. Now I love the topic of dreams so I thought I'd give it a peek and see what her dreams were like.

Well fuck me, turns out only two pages of it were dreams and the rest were a sex journal of her and her boyfriend. It turns out that:

- She loves anal sex

- She has fucked on my bed and found it hilarious

- Sex on the dining room table and they didn't wipe it down because it was 'hot' to have everything left over on the table

- Sex in the back yard on the lounge chair where I read and play 3DS (this one is super what the fuck. We don't have a privacy fence and all the neighbors can see our back yard. And there is literally no place to put the chair that would be hidden from sight.)

- She is a big fan of period sex

- The next planned sexcapade is to be when I'm home and her and her boyfriend are going to gag each other so they don't make noise.

Man, I can't even say anything about this because then she'll be all like why'd you read my diary you fucker. I knew my one sister was a little bit crazy... but to hear that my littlest sister is like this... fuck man. I should have never opened that diary. Why'd she have to fuck on my bed tho. God dammit.
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I want to read this and laugh at your misery. This is glorious.
 
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Necrovex

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Mordeccai said:
Look I would never read a regular diary. Never in a million years. If I opened it up and saw a dated entry and noticed it wasn't a dream I would have let it be. I keep my own dream diary and wouldn't give a shit if anyone read it because they're just dreams. I love reading the dream threads on gaf and the topic in general, which doesn't excuse anything but there it is. How was I supposed to know it was falsely labeled :[

Also I have no idea what that picture is referencing. To the above, it doesn't mean anything at all that she enjoys sex, everyone does, I pick up her birth control script for her sometimes, but the fact that she did it on my bed man. First one sister fingers herself with my rock band drum sticks, now this one is sexing on top of my stuff, I just don't understand.
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It's a reference to Twin Peaks. Expecting people to know a late 80s-early 90s show is probably a bad plan.
 
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Cuphead

Banned
Mordeccai said:
Public confession, just earlier I found what was labeled as my sisters dream diary sitting on her bed as I was vaccuming the house. Now I love the topic of dreams so I thought I'd give it a peek and see what her dreams were like.

Well fuck me, turns out only two pages of it were dreams and the rest were a sex journal of her and her boyfriend. It turns out that:

- She loves anal sex

- She has fucked on my bed and found it hilarious

- Sex on the dining room table and they didn't wipe it down because it was 'hot' to have everything left over on the table

- Sex in the back yard on the lounge chair where I read and play 3DS (this one is super what the fuck. We don't have a privacy fence and all the neighbors can see our back yard. And there is literally no place to put the chair that would be hidden from sight.)

- She is a big fan of period sex

- The next planned sexcapade is to be when I'm home and her and her boyfriend are going to gag each other so they don't make noise.

Man, I can't even say anything about this because then she'll be all like why'd you read my diary you fucker. I knew my one sister was a little bit crazy... but to hear that my littlest sister is like this... fuck man. I should have never opened that diary. Why'd she have to fuck on my bed tho. God dammit.
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My sister fucked on my bed too!

grrrrr why did my ex have to let me know? >_>
 
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ronito

Member
Mordeccai said:
Public confession, just earlier I found what was labeled as my sisters dream diary sitting on her bed as I was vaccuming the house. Now I love the topic of dreams so I thought I'd give it a peek and see what her dreams were like.

Well fuck me, turns out only two pages of it were dreams and the rest were a sex journal of her and her boyfriend. It turns out that:

- She loves anal sex

- She has fucked on my bed and found it hilarious

- Sex on the dining room table and they didn't wipe it down because it was 'hot' to have everything left over on the table

- Sex in the back yard on the lounge chair where I read and play 3DS (this one is super what the fuck. We don't have a privacy fence and all the neighbors can see our back yard. And there is literally no place to put the chair that would be hidden from sight.)

- She is a big fan of period sex

- The next planned sexcapade is to be when I'm home and her and her boyfriend are going to gag each other so they don't make noise.

Man, I can't even say anything about this because then she'll be all like why'd you read my diary you fucker. I knew my one sister was a little bit crazy... but to hear that my littlest sister is like this... fuck man. I should have never opened that diary. Why'd she have to fuck on my bed tho. God dammit.
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Dude, take it easy. She probably only squirted on your pillow. Sheesh.
 
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NCR Redslayer

NeoGAF's Vegeta
Mordeccai said:
Public confession, just earlier I found what was labeled as my sisters dream diary sitting on her bed as I was vaccuming the house. Now I love the topic of dreams so I thought I'd give it a peek and see what her dreams were like.

Well fuck me, turns out only two pages of it were dreams and the rest were a sex journal of her and her boyfriend. It turns out that:

- She loves anal sex

- She has fucked on my bed and found it hilarious

- Sex on the dining room table and they didn't wipe it down because it was 'hot' to have everything left over on the table

- Sex in the back yard on the lounge chair where I read and play 3DS (this one is super what the fuck. We don't have a privacy fence and all the neighbors can see our back yard. And there is literally no place to put the chair that would be hidden from sight.)

- She is a big fan of period sex

- The next planned sexcapade is to be when I'm home and her and her boyfriend are going to gag each other so they don't make noise.

Man, I can't even say anything about this because then she'll be all like why'd you read my diary you fucker. I knew my one sister was a little bit crazy... but to hear that my littlest sister is like this... fuck man. I should have never opened that diary. Why'd she have to fuck on my bed tho. God dammit.
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I would be totally mad too. Why can't they find their own place to gag each other?
 
davepoobond

davepoobond

you can't put a price on sparks
Mordeccai said:
Public confession, just earlier I found what was labeled as my sisters dream diary sitting on her bed as I was vaccuming the house. Now I love the topic of dreams so I thought I'd give it a peek and see what her dreams were like.

Well fuck me, turns out only two pages of it were dreams and the rest were a sex journal of her and her boyfriend. It turns out that:

- She loves anal sex

- She has fucked on my bed and found it hilarious

- Sex on the dining room table and they didn't wipe it down because it was 'hot' to have everything left over on the table

- Sex in the back yard on the lounge chair where I read and play 3DS (this one is super what the fuck. We don't have a privacy fence and all the neighbors can see our back yard. And there is literally no place to put the chair that would be hidden from sight.)

- She is a big fan of period sex

- The next planned sexcapade is to be when I'm home and her and her boyfriend are going to gag each other so they don't make noise.

Man, I can't even say anything about this because then she'll be all like why'd you read my diary you fucker. I knew my one sister was a little bit crazy... but to hear that my littlest sister is like this... fuck man. I should have never opened that diary. Why'd she have to fuck on my bed tho. God dammit.
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Gross. I would move out asap
 
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Xpike

Unconfirmed Member
Mordeccai said:
Public confession, just earlier I found what was labeled as my sisters dream diary sitting on her bed as I was vaccuming the house. Now I love the topic of dreams so I thought I'd give it a peek and see what her dreams were like.

Well fuck me, turns out only two pages of it were dreams and the rest were a sex journal of her and her boyfriend. It turns out that:

- She loves anal sex

- She has fucked on my bed and found it hilarious

- Sex on the dining room table and they didn't wipe it down because it was 'hot' to have everything left over on the table

- Sex in the back yard on the lounge chair where I read and play 3DS (this one is super what the fuck. We don't have a privacy fence and all the neighbors can see our back yard. And there is literally no place to put the chair that would be hidden from sight.)

- She is a big fan of period sex

- The next planned sexcapade is to be when I'm home and her and her boyfriend are going to gag each other so they don't make noise.

Man, I can't even say anything about this because then she'll be all like why'd you read my diary you fucker. I knew my one sister was a little bit crazy... but to hear that my littlest sister is like this... fuck man. I should have never opened that diary. Why'd she have to fuck on my bed tho. God dammit.
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Buy a diary, and make a fake entry that says you have jacked off eveyrwhere in her room.
 
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Yado

Member
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Who?
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I mean, who wouldn't blow this guy.
 
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Mordeccai

Member
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Your ex fucked your sister?
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Holy shit this slayed me.

Totally not going to pull any of my own diary shenanigans, it's better for everyone if this all blows over like it never happened. It's Friday night, imma just go get obliterated and hope to wake up with no memory. It's great and healthy that she's having sex but again I don't get why I have to be indirectly involved.

And ronito you are totally not helping brah. AFAIK the bed sheets were never changed after the deed because I'm the only one who cleans my sheets. So I have no way of knowing if I actually rested my head on that shit or not
 
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Mordeccai

Member
Guys I think he's waiting for the top of the page.

Quick somebody post another confession or something to kick off the next 15 posts
 
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NotTheGuyYouKill

Member
This year has been amazing. I quit smoking. I lost weight. I cut back on drinking. I exercise often, and feel great as a result. I made more money this year than I ever have, and the year ain't over yet.

Something is missing though. Even though my sex life (married) has improved, I feel like it's not enough. We're doing kinkier stuff in the sack now, so that's a ton of fun. I just feel like I want more of it. Like, lots more. We have sex at least once a week, and that's flat out not enough for her. I let her come on to me, and she's communicated that she's more comfortable with that than me coming on to her (I don't get it but whatever), but I feel like a bad person from time to time because my wife REALLY turns me on. Every single work morning I see her slide a thong on with that booty a few feet from my face. It's often the site I wake up to (not kidding).

Reason I'm worried is that sometimes that want of sex turns into frustration and resentment toward her. Like I like her more than she likes me. Or find her more attractive...whatever. And I've always felt she's out of my league, even when she had about 50 lbs on me. She lost that of course, and still wants to lose a little more even though there's no need for it at all. Anyway, that resentment takes shape in ways that aren't OK. During a bad period for both of us, I had an affair for a few months. She found out, I ended it, we went to therapy together, worked through our mutual issues, and it's been blue skies compared to before when we were flat out hostile to one another. Thing is, there are times when the old feelings creep up on me. I'll never, EVER betray her trust again, but I get this urge and I hate it. I really do actually love my wife, and want to be with her. I LIKE her. I love her for sure but I LIKE her. She's my friend, my wife, my team mate. Shit I want to spend MORE time with her (a couple of young kids makes QT tough), and I want to feel like she wants that too, but she only suggests PG level stuff when I'm more R-rated. Sometimes further up the ratings scale. Oh and she really only comes on to me after she's been drinking. Matter of fact, the drunker she is, the more assertive and aggressive she is too. We're talking giving me road head and ass play when she's at the best. Last time she got a little in her she started using me to "train her ass for it".

This from a woman that always told me she wanted nothing to do with that, thought it was gross, etc. Now she actively wants it, but won't talk about it.

The fuck is wrong with me that I want more from a woman that gives like that? Sure, it'd be nice if she was down and open with me more when she's sober. Sure, it'd be great to get it on more than once (often twice, TBH) a week. I don't feel like I'm a sex addict, I don't look at porn regularly or at any frequency. It's like I feel like a dick, but I don't feel like I SHOULD feel like a dick, if that makes any sense.

Oh, and I don't know if anyone remembers a confession from the last go-round, but I was one of the ones that was deep down in depression. Badly. I've moved well beyond that, and while I haven't directly interacted with anyone on GAF on the topic, I'd like to thank all of you for being consistent and humorous. GAF itself has kind of been a rock for me, and for the most part, I think you're all good people. Keep it up.
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Once a week is not enough for her, but you guys do it once a week, but you want it more?

You lost me. Maybe see a sex therapist. You think she's repressed and only wants what you want when she's drunk?
 
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Nintendoga

Member
Mordeccai said:
Public confession, just earlier I found what was labeled as my sisters dream diary sitting on her bed as I was vaccuming the house. Now I love the topic of dreams so I thought I'd give it a peek and see what her dreams were like.
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She left her diary on her bed for you to find bro. Maybe she wrote all that fake stuff and is just fucking with you.

Mully said:
I ate Poptarts untoasted once.
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Wait...are you suppose to toast Poptarts? That's how I've always eaten them.
 
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NotTheGuyYouKill

Member
My confession is that since I was 16 i have messed around with my brother he is 4 years older than me and I am 26 now and we still mess around

nothing serious just hand-jobs but he has been pushing for more lately

Still haven't decided if I want to take things further

I dont see anything wrong with were doing were 2 consenting adults
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I don't have the words.
 
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Jhoan

Member
Mully said:
The official NYC meetups are exclusively men. The unofficial ones are mostly women. It's something I hope to change the next time I have free space to devote to planning an official meetup, but I know it has more to do with who shows up that scares certain GAFfers away than it has to do with what's planned.
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I have a small confession to make for those of you that don't know: I go to school with a GAF member who I work with and has a boyfriend is also a GAF member. I have friends in the said club who lurk on GAF. It's GAFception. GAF meet ups are the last place I expect to meet girls at. If anything, it feels more like a family
of dudes
than anything else where everyone is out to have a good time. Social network? I would call it that as well since you never know who you're going to meet that might get you a job or turn out to know a mutual friend. When you have free space eh? House party at Mully's house for the next official meet up. That'll definitely get all the hidden female NYC GAF members to come out.
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
How about gay gaffer cheating, breh

How about gay gaffer cheating, breh

Right, I think it's time I finally came clean about something that's been weighing on my conscience. But, for the sake of anonymity, I'll do it through this little thread.

About 3 years ago, I got engaged to the woman who is now the absolute love of my life. We've spent 5 happy years together and we finally got married a year ago. I couldn't have ever asked for more, but for some reason I had this strange moment of weakness about 4 months after getting engaged. A gaffer (who will remain anonymous for both of our sakes) and I were good friends on the board and we both lived in the same state, so we would meet up regularly to play Street Fighter 2 and go to a bar. He and I were really close and, well, one thing lead to another and we sort of hooked up. I had a gay experience with a gaffer 4 months into my engagement and nobody has ever found out since. It'd probably be fine if this was just the one time, but every time we met up, we did things. I think we met up about twice a month, so make what you will of that. Adding to that, it may or may not have been illegal to do some of the things we did in the state we're from, but I'm not going to admit to anything further than that.

We stopped meeting up around the time of my wedding, but we still talk.

I just needed to get this off of my chest. I really miss him, but my marriage is the best thing that ever happened to me.
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That's not cool confessor as it's only going to end badly for you no matter how much you think you love her. I saw a movie two weeks ago called Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow on Reel 13 that's sounds exactly like your situation. You should watch it. The gist of the plot is that a straight Taiwanese guy who's secretly gay gets married to a woman and has a kid with her. Eventually a guy who starts visiting the glasses shop that he works in secretly likes him and reawakens his penchant for guys and they begin to flirt and hang out. Spoilers:
The wife divorces him after finding out that he cheated on her she spots him walking away with said guy holding hands.
 
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Mordeccai

Member
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
I don't have the words.
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I mean if she's boiling it down to technicalities, there is nothing 'wrong' with it unless they're mixing the gene pool. Worked for a bit with Jamie and Cersei, but they done fucked up when they had in-bred babies and then we had that bastard Joffrey on the throne. Though I would advise against taking things further, that's just a weight you shouldn't have to bear. Anybody you tell about that is gonna automatically label you as a pariah and you'll have to bottle up the fact that you've sucked your brother off which I imagine would be a horrible burden.

It's just like... can you really not give a handjob to anybody else. Almost literally anybody. Parents excluded.
 
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NotTheGuyYouKill

Member
Mordeccai said:
I mean if she's boiling it down to technicalities, there is nothing 'wrong' with it unless they're mixing the gene pool. Worked for a bit with Jamie and Cersei, but they done fucked up when they had in-bred babies and then we had that bastard Joffrey on the throne. Though I would advise against taking things further, that's just a weight you shouldn't have to bear. Anybody you tell about that is gonna automatically label you as a pariah and you'll have to bottle up the fact that you've sucked your brother off which I imagine would be a horrible burden.

It's just like... can you really not give a handjob to anybody else. Almost literally anybody. Parents excluded.
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It's a dude.
 
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Iph

Banned
Reading some of these confessions makes me feel very "normal" in a good way about my sexual choices, or lack of them. O_O

I like sex as much as the next person but some of the stuff described- I don't understand how it feels good, or what relation it bears to anything emotionally/intellectually/sexual arrousing. Maybe I'm just not of the younger generation anymore, that seems to be, ahem, maybe too sexually spoiled? They've killed the magic!
 
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NotTheGuyYouKill

Member
This confession is going to be very vanilla compared to some of the morally questionable, depraved, illegal, disgusting revelations. The opportunity to just talk about this subject of mine, in a world that doesn't allow this to be publicly commonplace, is too tempting to turn down. For this I thank this thread, NTGYK, Ronito and my (mostly) helpful, constructive and sensible fellow gaffers.

I'm a crossdresser. Or, at least, I desire to be. I'm not sure what the rules and qualifying factors are for me to really be a member of such a category. If we're talking desire and intention and the very occasional dabble in the activity then I definitely am. It's certainly how I've always identified myself. I don't mean crude, sloppy, amateurish drag. No bearded guy in a dress. I go for the completely feminine look, the ambitious attempt at passing. I have fashion sense and the ability to apply make-up, tips and tricks of the trade, etc.

I've been that way for my entire life, going all the way back to childhood. Typical backstory of curiosity and sneakily slipping into female family members' clothes. I don't know what started it and I don't really care. Although I don't promote it and keep it a secret I don't feel an ounce of shame or confusion. Maybe in my younger days as my hormones were crazy and hard to understand but less and less so now I've grown up. This isn't the sort of confession where I need validation or redemption or even really advice. I just wanted to say all this when given a platform to do so.

I'm incredibly, incredibly fortunate to be married to someone who doesn't just tolerate it or turn a blind eye but actively encourages. I told her when we were best friends and when, for other reasons we fell in love, it became part of our lives. For our first Christmas together she bought me a make-up set. One birthday she got me a corset and high heels. I remember one of the first times we had sex she went into her underwear drawer, took out a pair of stockings, intimated she was about to put them on but, with a smile, told me to wear them instead. It was mindblowing. As time has gone on it has diminished slightly but only in proportion to everything else that takes a back seat to life. She still enjoys it and so do I.

It by no means defines or controls me. I'm a 100% hetereosexual man and I am absolutely, completely comfortable and happy being male. There's no gender confusion, no 'born in wrong body' dilemma. I just get the urge sometimes to look good. 95% of the time I want to wear jeans and a shirt or a suit or whatever. The other 5% I crave the beauty and glamour of a dress and make up. If I wasn't passable I probably wouldn't bother but looking good makes me feel fantastic. I adore lipstick and lingere, high heels and french knickers, suspenders and shapely dresses. I love the process of the transformation, the detour from my everyday personality and appearance.

I wish I could dress a bit more often. I'd even consider going public about it if I wasn't a family man with the reputation of my children, wife and others to think about. I think we live in an age now, more so than ever, that I could go out in a pencil skirt and blouse and raise few eyebrows beyond those of the very ignorant. I've seen crossdressers and transgender individuals move about comfortably and openly in society, but unfortunately I won't ever be one of them. As much as I'd love to go out to a bar with my wife while en femme - and she would absolutely love such a date night - it's best kept a secret. I would like to one day enjoy one of those dressing sessions with a glamour photoshoot though.

So yeah, a hetereosexual manly man who likes sports and beer and embraces masculinity, with a curvacious, sassy alter ego. Sorry if this is terribly long and boring compared to other entries but I enjoyed typing it.
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Good on you, man. Very heartwarming. You have a great wife.
 
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Iph

Banned
Hetero crossdresser man- I want to dress up as Bruce Lee for a Halloween contest on his Facebook page, because he is one of my idols (and with the yellow jumpsuit + a sword, it immediately turns into Kiddo a la Kill Bill, pretty much). I am 100% hetero, I just have had far more male role models and inspirational figures in my life than women. Good on ya, man. :3
 
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