terrisus
Member
Heck, there might be more than 100 people in your relatively-immediate family...
That will be one awkward family gathering... >.>
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NeoGAF Anonymous Confessions 2014 - Confessember Be Upon Us - Under New Management
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Heck, there might be more than 100 people in your relatively-immediate family...
That will be one awkward family gathering... >.>
Featheredkitten
Banned
It's, on the surface, such a cutesy name.
But then you peel back a layer and your like... oh, it's all about murder.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
Featheredkitten
Banned
NCR Redslayer
NeoGAF's Vegeta
If I haven't checked out this thread, I would have never read the story of mordeccai.
terrisus
Member
Public confession:
I look at your post history.
All 21,000+ posts of it?
I'm sure there's some embarassing stuff in there >.>
Orbis Tabula
Member
It's been one year of pent up confessions and we're having trouble reaching November as is. You want it open all year round? I think it works better as an event that happens yearly. Let the fucked up stuff build up over the course of the year and then open the floodgates every November like some fucked up Thanksgiving.
Public confession:
I look at your post history.
You...you might be the worst of them all.
perfectchaos007
Member
Public confession:
I look at your post history.
You're the reason most people stay anonymous on this forum
terrisus
Member
Maybe we should just do anonymous posting, sending all of our posts through NTGYK
Corronchilejano
Member
If you're out of ammo you should at least post cliff notes of the fake or made up ones, a few per post.
What if NTGYK just emailed himself a confession that all confessions in this thread are filthy lies?
NintendoGal
Member
I had my virginity taken away at 15 with someone who was married with kids and 40 something. His son used to be my best friend growing up.
Thing is, at the time and years afterwards I didn't see anything wrong with it.
Then I grew up and it made me a bit angry. Not at myself mind you, because youth never listens, but at him for taking advantage of me at that age.
I told my dad one day, knowing that he had to work with the guy for the job he was doing at the time. Told him not to do anything, but boy was he not happy about it. We both realized after awhile though that him doing anything would just be a negative result (prison or worse).
I have some other fucked up shit that happened to me as a youth if you guys would like to hear it. Kinda feels nice to truly get it out though.
Thing is, at the time and years afterwards I didn't see anything wrong with it.
Then I grew up and it made me a bit angry. Not at myself mind you, because youth never listens, but at him for taking advantage of me at that age.
I told my dad one day, knowing that he had to work with the guy for the job he was doing at the time. Told him not to do anything, but boy was he not happy about it. We both realized after awhile though that him doing anything would just be a negative result (prison or worse).
I have some other fucked up shit that happened to me as a youth if you guys would like to hear it. Kinda feels nice to truly get it out though.
Sorry to hear.
Did your friend ever find out?
Feel free to share if it makes you feel better (either here or anonymously).
Not that it's any of my business, but if there are things that you really want to get off your chest, perhaps there might be better environments for doing so than just on GAF?
Septimus Prime
Member
Whoa. Wow. This one just ruined my day. Doozy, Scumbag Dad, and the other one that's really fucked up are all sickos, but this is some truly despicable shit.
I had a dog go missing for about a week, and it tore me up so bad. It was like a child going missing. And you inflicted this pain on your friend's family. That's so fucked up.
Overheard this on the bus today.
Girl (showing a guy a picture on her phone): "This is my cousin."
Guy: "That guy looks like a total jerk. A jerk 9000. I can't believe you let him inside of you.
Girl: "..."
Guy: "I can't believe you had sex with him. You're not denying it"
I don't know if she actually had sex with her cousin or if the guy was just being an unfunny asshole, but there is Confession-GAFs daily dose of possible cousin loving for today!
Girl (showing a guy a picture on her phone): "This is my cousin."
Guy: "That guy looks like a total jerk. A jerk 9000. I can't believe you let him inside of you.
Girl: "..."
Guy: "I can't believe you had sex with him. You're not denying it"
I don't know if she actually had sex with her cousin or if the guy was just being an unfunny asshole, but there is Confession-GAFs daily dose of possible cousin loving for today!
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
Huah -- jerk 9000??
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
I've never even heard it before. I think I'm pretty savvy with Internet culture, why hasn't anyone used it?
Is it just throwing "9000" on the end of random things?
The cousin fucking is hot 9000
Featheredkitten
Banned
He's got it all figured out folks, insult a woman's family and imply incest and she'll sleep with you. Go forth and procreate with this knowledge.
Corronchilejano
Member
Maybe it was an inside joke.
Get it? Inside... ? Cause he said... that...
... I'll show myself out.
NeOak
Member
NintendoGal
Member
I think he had an idea. It was an unsaid thing that I'm sure the entire household was aware of what was going down.
I've told this to a folks occasionally, but never in public as it were. You can only share so much with your friends before you start to feel bad that you're burdening them with your issues. Here, I was able to type it out and get it out in a way I haven't before. So for me, this is a decent place to share because of how often I visit GAF. :: shrug :: I suppose I am a bit crazy.
Boogalogist
Member
Closest thing I know is BFG 9000...
John Kowalski
Banned
Rollo Tomasi
Member
Probably some bastardization of 'Audi 5000'.
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
It would make more sense if it was phrased
"He's a jerk. A jerk over 9000"
The joke for the Dbz reference is that be is "over" 9000 -- simply being at 9000 is essentially meaningless and/or meme fail
"He's a jerk. A jerk over 9000"
The joke for the Dbz reference is that be is "over" 9000 -- simply being at 9000 is essentially meaningless and/or meme fail
salty_Josh
Member
Look at how bored we are, OP. Feed us. Just one.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
Ask and ye shall receive
Why the fuck do you lie about graphic design? If I had your job, I'd be bragging to every fucking guy I met and helping them out.
Stop the lies and the madness.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
There's an episode of Third Rock from the Sun where Joseph Gordon Levitt feels the exact same. Go watch it.
Buuuuuuuuut if you don't have the time...
You will never be over to get over your anxieties if you never try to have a real relationship with a girl. Do you have any friends that are girls?
Also, JGL practiced a shit ton on a prostitute that he met so he'd be ready for his girlfriend, but it didn't work out for him. You, you I have faith in.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
OK, seriously, I don't care about your whining about the mods and other members. I'm not gonna post it. The mods don't care. If you have a problem with the mods or administration, take it up with them.
Unless you just wanna vent, but still, you know I can't and won't post it here.
Unless you just wanna vent, but still, you know I can't and won't post it here.
perfectchaos007
Member
PUA coaching is becoming more and more prominent these days. I've actually considered subscribing to Project Go ( simple pickup's venture ) but in the end I decided not to subscribe because I'm not in a good position to find a girlfriend anyways ( still living with my parents while i work on paying off student loans ). Besides, the free stuff on youtube is almost as good.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
Follow up from the guy who cheated on his wife with a teen ten years his junior:
Plot Twist: He lives in Spain.Follow up from the guy who cheated on his wife with a teen ten years his junior:
BladeoftheImmortal
Member
16 is legal in most states, europe, and the uk. don't ask why i know this....
Featheredkitten
Banned
Probably because he's embarrassed about his lifestyle, or knows that his parents and friends will be disgusted by him.
NeOak
Member
dreamcastmaster
Banned
HAL 9000?
I thought I sent in a confession guess it didn't go through. I'll resend it later.
In the meantime, here's a tame one.
edit: actually, you know what, i'm sure some people have seen this already, but i'm reconsidering publicly posting it. i may or may not send it to NTGYK, but uncensored, and let him decide if it breaks the rules.
In the meantime, here's a tame one.
edit: actually, you know what, i'm sure some people have seen this already, but i'm reconsidering publicly posting it. i may or may not send it to NTGYK, but uncensored, and let him decide if it breaks the rules.
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