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[A Fish Aficionado]

Time is up!

 

[HGStormy]

Time is up!

This is our time..

 

[Psychotext]

There is a user called "XXXXXXXX" who posted a picture of himself without a shirt on in a thread about men with sculpted musculature. I found this mans physique and visage to be most pleasing to my eyes. Most pleasing... I have never even dreamed of considering dating a fellow gaffer but I would make an exception for this particular person.

Ha... I bet I know who user XXXXXXXX is. I think he's taken though.

Edit - Also, cumfessor's cumfession was far too steamy for first thing in the morning.

/mops brow

 

[Chainsawkitten]

Ha... I bet I know who user XXXXXXXX is. I think he's taken though.

Edit - Also, cumfessor's cumfession was far too steamy for first thing in the morning.

/mops brow

Way ahead of you!

Spoiler

One X too few.

 

[Funky Papa]

Hey girl, Horse Detective and Devolution made it work (with other people, not with each other).

You have NTGYK's permission to nail that hard, hot piece of manflesh like there's no tomorrow, but only if it's consensual and he's a nice guy and there's chemistry between you two.

You should PM ORRRRRRRRRRR I can PM him for you. I'm totally down to do that.

Also, I dunno if you read this thread, but GAFers are filthy, lewd people that constantly bang at these meetups and outside of these meetups. Chances are in your favour.

NotTheGuyYouCupid.

But seriously, go ahead. My first meaningful relationship came out of pure luck from a IRC channel I used to frequent.

/oldgaffer

 

[Mistel]

Ok, GafCrush, it's time you man up* and grow a pair* and send that pm. Otherwise your pals from GG may need to offer a wing assist, and we might pick the wrong gaffer. I'm not saying, I'm just saying.

*Well, metaphorically

I've got a pretty decent idea who it might be, but I'm probably wrong.

 

[Chuckie]

There is a user called "XXXXXXXX" who posted a picture of himself without a shirt on in a thread about men with sculpted musculature. I found this mans physique and visage to be most pleasing to my eyes. Most pleasing... I have never even dreamed of considering dating a fellow gaffer but I would make an exception for this particular person. But I'm too shy so I'm not going to say anything. I'm just going to confess my silly little crush through ConfessionGAF and cross my fingers that he sees it. Maybe he'll figure out it's me and say hello. Hello. pics for reference: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

...I swear to god I have read this confession before...somewhere else here on GAF.

 

[HGStormy]

...I swear to god I have read this confession before...somewhere else here on GAF.

Yeah, I saw something super similar a couple of days ago too.

Can't remember which thread it was in though.

 

[*Nightwing]

How else to end tonight but with a final departing confession from our beloved Cumfessor?

Great work NTGYK!! best thread ever now complete with a Happy Ending from our beloved Cumfessor!!

....time for a cold shower indeed

 

[dani_dc]

Cumfessor is the type of thing men fantasize to have in their life but don't believe exist.

It's a good thing it's illegal then.

Time for thr confessor to move to one of several European countries were this is legal eh?

...I swear to god I have read this confession before...somewhere else here on GAF.

Yeah, I saw something super similar a couple of days ago too.

Can't remember which thread it was in though.

Arent you guys thinking of this?

I've gotten a couple of romantic "overtures" in the Confession box. I'm unsure how to post it if they spell out which GAFer they're crushing on and attaching photos of said GAFer.

Muscular photos of said GAFer. Yowza.

 

[The Elite]

Cumfessor reminds of a girl in High School. She told me she would masturbate in class by simply rocking her legs.

I would watch her in class quite a bit after that just to see if I could tell.

 

[John Kowalski]

why doesn't anyone have a crush on me

is my fakery for nothing??

 

[IronRinn]

Welp, I suppose that's one way to close out a thread. God damn.

Good job with the thread NotTheGuyYouKill. My faith in you was not misplaced. Maybe choose a funnier avatar for next year, but other than that a job well done indeed.

 

[CesspoolofHatred]

This was loads of fun to follow. My first ever confessions thread.

You did good, NotTheGuyYouKill.

 

[Mistel]

You never posted mine.

I wonder if it was this:

I've gotten a couple of romantic "overtures" in the Confession box. I'm unsure how to post it if they spell out which GAFer they're crushing on and attaching photos of said GAFer.

Muscular photos of said GAFer. Yowza.

Would make sense and all that considering it's not here, unless there's others that have deleted or not posted.

 

[HGStormy]

Cumfessor is the type of thing men fantasize to have in their life but don't believe exist.

100% anecdotal, but I've met plenty of people like cumfessor. It's not that rare.

Spoiler

Not my type though (as if beggars could be choosers)

 

[Sai-kun]

How else to end tonight but with a final departing confession from our beloved Cumfessor?

wow why is this the first thing I read today

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Checked the box, and we've received no new confessions. So that makes Cumfessor Part 3 the final confession of 2014.

Wow. What a ride. Four weeks of hilarity, horror, and hornyness.

What have I learned over the past four weeks? That GAF meetups are hotbeds of sexual congress.

That's pretty much it.

See you next year!

This has been...

Now then, any suggestions for a great end credits type song for this shindig

Time permitting, I'll make a post that links to all of the confessions in this thread. Just so people can jump to any individual one and discuss it if they like.

 

[CesspoolofHatred]

Checked the box, and we've received no new confessions. So that makes Cumfessor Part 3 the final confession of 2014.

Wow. What a ride. Four weeks of hilarity, horror, and hornyness.

What have I learned over the past four weeks? That GAF meetups are hotbeds of sexual congress.

That's pretty much it.

See you next year!

This has been...

Now then, any suggestions for a great end credits type song for this shindig

Time permitting, I'll make a post that links to all of the confessions in this thread. Just so people can jump to any individual one and discuss it if they like.

I'm willing to help out with the confession link hub if you want me to.

Although I have no idea if it's gonna fit on one post or not.

Also, are nonanonymous confessions gonna be counted?

 

[The Elite]

Is this going to be a quarterly thing?

 

[CesspoolofHatred]

Is this going to be a quarterly thing?

Nope, this is yearly. Every November is Confessember.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I'm willing to help out with the confession link hub if you want me to.

Although I have no idea if it's gonna fit on one post or not.

Also, are nonanonymous confessions gonna be counted?

Only the sexy ones.

Spoiler

Nah, anonymous ones only.

Is this going to be a quarterly thing?

Annual

 

[dreamcastmaster]

Thanks for all your work NTGYK and also thanks to the confessors for sharing.

 

[Mauricio_Magus]

Thanks, I didn't post much but I did read all the thread and it was quite the ride.

 

[The Elite]

It's going to be a long year.

Thanks for the great work.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

It's going to be a long year.

Thanks for the great work.

Oh yes. A long year filled with guilt and shame and terrible memories and deeds.

Next Confessember ought to be spectacular.

 

[weemadarthur]

I've got a pretty decent idea who it might be, but I'm probably wrong.

I know, right? Anyway i don't want to be a hypocrite by helping. Back in junior high school when I last heard the "my friend thinks you're hot" line, I told people their friend could learn to say so.

 

[Chuckie]

Arent you guys thinking of this?

No, it was an actual Gaffer claiming she had a crush, but I don't know who it was or where I read it

 

[Son Of D]

Well mine got posted at an unfortunate time. Right inbetween some real... interesting ones.

So is it Ronito doing it next year? NTGYK? Or have you both been scarred for life because of these confessions?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Well mine got posted at an unfortunate time. Right inbetween some real... interesting ones.

So is it Ronito doing it next year? NTGYK? Or have you both been scarred for life because of these confessions?

I'm doing it because Ronito is retired (unless I get banned or vanish, in which case I'm sure Ronito will choose someone else). Unless he pulls a Michael Jordan and comes out of retirement which is unlikely.

Or maybe I shall eventually choose a successor. We shall see. I've not been scarred at all. I feel fine.

I have dermatitis on my hands. It sucks.

 

[Treefrog]

Man, great thread. Some real good reads in here. I was continually more and more impressed with the Soulfucker's world-building skills.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Great thread. Can't wait for next year's! This is like GAFs most important holiday. Well, after E3, I guess. Anyway, you did good. People complaining about no Ronito were silly.

 

[AlimNassor]

But November isn't over yet.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

But November isn't over yet.

We started early this year, means we end early.

 

[Mistel]

I have dermatitis on my hands. It sucks.

I get that a lot although not as badly as when I was younger.

I know, right? Anyway i don't want to be a hypocrite by helping. Back in junior high school when I last heard the "my friend thinks you're hot" line, I told people their friend could learn to say so.

I assume either they will eventually ask them out themselves or at least get someone to drop a hint.

 

[FallingEdge]

Ha... I bet I know who user XXXXXXXX is. I think he's taken though.

Edit - Also, cumfessor's cumfession was far too steamy for first thing in the morning.

/mops brow

yup, whoever you are, go for it

Real American Hero style too.

 

[FUBAR McDangles]

I sent in two confessions this time and only got responses from NTGYK both times. Kind of a bummer. I wanted to see what others thought about them.

Overall, though, this thread was a lot of fun. Lots of good stuff posted.

 

[Chainsawkitten]

Now then, any suggestions for a great end credits type song for this shindig

Time permitting, I'll make a post that links to all of the confessions in this thread. Just so people can jump to any individual one and discuss it if they like.

At Least You're Not a Doozy

Confession: I'm a bad lyricist and a worse singer.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

At Least You're Not a Doozy

Confession: I'm a bad lyricist and a worse singer.

This is fantastic. And just perfect.

 

[ShinRPGamer]

At Least You're Not a Doozy

Confession: I'm a bad lyricist and a worse singer.

Confession: I think you are better than you think you are. Great job.

 

[Rest]

Man, the two I sent didn't show up. That kinda sucks. Oh well, there's always next year.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Man, the two I sent didn't show up. That kinda sucks. Oh well, there's always next year.

Everything has been posted, so it didn't get to me.

Unless you're lying.

Lol.

 

[Valhelm]

Man, the two I sent didn't show up. That kinda sucks. Oh well, there's always next year.

Did you use an "anonymous email" service? From what I remember from the Ronito thread, those are considered spam by Gmail.

 

[SliceSabre]

It was a good thread and I saw my confession was posted so I feel better about that.

Good show, golly good show.

 

[Rest]

Did you use an "anonymous email" service? From what I remember from the Ronito thread, those are considered spam by Gmail.

Yes. How else would one send an anonymous email? It seems to me even mail dot com wants a phone number these days.

Also, Ronito posted one I sent through an anonymous emailer as well.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Yes. How else would one send an anonymous email? It seems to me even mail dot com wants a phone number these days.

Also, Ronito posted one I sent through an anonymous emailer as well.

The only e-mails that weren't posted were the ones that were yelling about mods or other members. Essentially everything else is in here, mostly unedited.

 

[Chainsawkitten]

Some anonymous email services are considered spam by Gmail. Others are not. If you have a Gmail account yourself, you can try sending a test mail to yourself first.

 

[Rest]

The only e-mails that weren't posted were the ones that were yelling about mods or other members. Essentially everything else is in here, mostly unedited.

I'm not doubting you.

 

[Featheredkitten]

At Least You're Not a Doozy

Confession: I'm a bad lyricist and a worse singer.

Oh my god, that's fantastic! Love it.

 

[Valhelm]

Some anonymous email services are considered spam by Gmail. Others are not. If you have a Gmail account yourself, you can try sending a test mail to yourself first.

That makes sense. I sent an anon one last time and it didn't go through, but through another service it might have worked.