No, that's the kind of shit men talk about offline on their working breaks. And even then you usually only do that with proper colleagues.
If GAF people are your good pals, either meet up with them IRL or find good pals outside these realms.
But you aren't fooling anyone with your wanking. I have seen what it can do. It wasn't pretty.
Someone who beats you at 4D chess any day of the week, thinks there is coffee inside a nebula, and teabags on any Minecraft world you may ever attempt to make, let alone the fact that you bought Minecraft.
You sure don't like drama but your farewell letter is exactly that, ofcourse with a little bracket note as a PS thrown in.
Boys Club Behavior.