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[Enosh]

"I'll push if I want to push!"

highlight for me

 

[Steelyuhas]

Fucking hilarious episode. I was dying throughout.

 

[Guzim]

Hilarious episode. My favorite line was "Witch! What have you done to my body?"

 

[AngmarsKing701]

thought it was a weaker episode overall but Schmidt as usual had me rolling with 'we sold our qualms for perfect bodies'

 

[Messi]

It's pretty much the Schmidt and Nick show at this point. Which works for me.

I am ok with this.

Nick is freaking amazing.

I could just imagine if the coach stayed on the show. He was a lot more of a character than Winston is.

Sometimes you see how amazing Winston could be. If they just had something interesting for him to do.

 

[Linius]

Dat pool scene :lol

 

[aparisi2274]

I love when they do the flashbacks to young angry Nick.....

 

[inm8num2]

Tonight's Thanksgiving episode was FANTASTIC!

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Tonight's Thanksgiving episode was FANTASTIC!

Two for two with thanksgiving episodes. Loved Big Schmidt.

 

[jb1234]

I enjoyed it. Schmidt's big speech about manliness had me rolling on the floor.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

It was ok. Didn't really have many laugh out loud moments for me.

 

[jb1234]

It was ok. Didn't really have many laugh out loud moments for me.

I wouldn't call it a top-tier episode either. There were some great one-liners, though and I liked Jamie Lee Curtis. The Schmidt story was really going somewhere and then... it sorta fizzled.

 

[ivysaur12]

Last week's was the best episode of the season, hands down. Really wasn't feeling this week, though I did love Jess taking a tit pic of her mom in the shower.

 

[Steelyuhas]

lol another great episode. Nick is fucking amazing.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

this show is like crack for my girlfriend.

 

[ChaChaChaChia]

Loved the Schmidt-off and Jamie Lee Curtis was amazing as well.

 

[ThirstyFly]

I love how they keep bringing up the zombie book.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Loved the contest between Schmidt and Big Schmidt.

Winston: “You did touch a hotter pan, but he ate a much bigger candle. You belched longer, but he farted louder. You punched a tree, he headbutted a bench. You both bailed on the fifth ball-punch.”
Big Schmidt: “I got the belts rigged up in the bedroom. Are you ready to see who blacks out first?”
Schmidt: “Your caveman ideas about manhood are over. Manhood today is about exfoliation and cheese courses and honesty and Paxil. And, yes, cutting peppers in classic stile de julienne. You may have bested me in a competition of pre-Clinton manhood, but I am Schmidt — a refined and enlightened pescetarian (90 percent of the time).”

 

[big ander]

PMS episode was great. Everything with Schmidt and Jess and Winston was pretty good. Moved their stories forward some, had laughs. But what went on with Nick was so inane and amazing. Loved that so much.

Really enjoyed Thanksgiving 2 too, though not as much. Guest stars were awesome. Nick and Reiner hanging was hilarious and everything Riggle did was great.

 

[Linius]

I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY WINSTON

 

[PhoncipleBone]

I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY WINSTON

How long?

 

[AngmarsKing701]

And spike the volleyball!

Vagenius.

 

[jb1234]

Vagenius.

Jar!

 

[PhoncipleBone]

And spike the volleyball!

Vagenius.

I love the fact that she looked like she was going to have an orgasm as he described his technique.

"And then I go to meet the troll under the bridge. And then I answer his three riddles..."

Good episode at balancing the humor and just a bit of drama in it as well.

 

[Shadow780]

I'd like to impregnate both of them.

 

[masud]

I love the fact that she looked like she was going to have an orgasm as he described his technique.

"And then I go to meet the troll under the bridge. And then I answer his three riddles..."

Good episode at balancing the humor and just a bit of drama in it as well.

It was "and answer his riddles three" had to pause the dvr at that point.

 

[VariantX04]

I want more 'Z for Zombie'. Lost it at "Mike Sr. sucks! It's a major theme throughout the movie".

 

[Salaadin]

I want more 'Z for Zombie'. Lost it at "Mike Sr. sucks! It's a major theme throughout the movie".

Id love it if they released Z for Zombie online or something.

"Zombie zoo, zombie zoo. Who let all of the zombies out of the zombie zoo?"

So dumb :lol

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Full Schmidt transcript:

“I call that ‘Losing Nemo.’ That asymmetry is crucial. Because then what I’ll do is, I’ll go outside… get the paper… then shake the neighbor’s hand. Then what I’ll do is, I’ll tie a bow on it, because it’s birthday time… and get on stage and collect my Oscar and say ‘Thank you to the people… thank you to the people!’ then get back down off stage and get everybody into the sharing circle. Right down there into the sharing circle. And then [slaps desk] spike the volleyball! Then what I like to do is, I like to arrive at the bridge and meet the troll and then answer his riddles three. Then what we’re doing is we’re dancing. We’re just going dance, and dance for a while. We’re dancin’ ’til you can’t dance anymore. Dancin’ ’til you can dance. Any. More. And then everybody. Gets. Churro.”

 

[fluffydelusions]

 

[Steelyuhas]

I thought I was going to dying of laugher in the Schmidt scene at the doctor's office. Another great episode, this show is simply in the zone for me.

 

[Magnus]

"meet the troll under the bridge and answer his riddles three" slayed me. Fucking amazing stuff.

Need to find a clip online of that whole bit in the doctor's office. So good.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

My wife and I watched the Schmidt scene in the Dr's office, then rewound it and watched it again.

So good.

 

[Salaadin]

The actress that plays the gynecologist is so cute. Jess surrounds herself with good looking women.

"meet the troll under the bridge and answer his riddles three" slayed me. Fucking amazing stuff.

Need to find a clip online of that whole bit in the doctor's office. So good.

If you find one and, if it doesnt break gaf rules, can you post it here? I was searching the youtubes yesterday and couldnt find it. I did find a recap of what he said on this site, though:
http://www.afterellen.com/content/2012/11/new-girls-lesbian-gynecologist-gets-turned-male-vagenius

Yeah, yeah, I see what you're doing there. And then what I'll do is go outside and get the paper, and then shake the neighbor's hand. Then what I'll do is tie a bow on it, because it's birthday time, and then get on stage and collect my Oscar and say, "Thank you!" to the people, "Thank you!" to the people, and then I'll get back down off stage and get everybody into the sharing circle, right into the sharing circle, and then [smacks the desk!] spike the volleyball. Then what I like to do is, I like to arrive at the bridge, meet the troll, and then answer his riddles three. Then what we're going to do is, we're dancing. We're dancing. We're going to dance for a while. Dance until you can't dance anymore. Dance until you can't dance anymore. And then everybody. gets. a. churro [tongue click!].

Still funny but its soooo much better when Schmidt is saying it.

 

[Guzim]

The actress that plays the gynecologist is so cute. Jess surrounds herself with good looking women.

That's June Diane Raphael. She's married to Paul Scheer.

 

[jb1234]

That's June Diane Raphael. She's married to Paul Scheer.

She looked very familiar to me but I couldn't place her, until I looked up her credits. She's been in a bunch of stuff I've seen but the deja vu was really from Party Down.

 

[Ashhong]

I personally loved the "wave thank you to the people, wave thank you to the people!" part lolol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Plk2qUoiE

Here's the youtube btw

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Had no clue we were going to meet Nick's dad this season. Liz Meriwether tweeted:

""I've never been on a set without a gun on it where you can't say fuck." -Dennis Farina just now. Plays Nick's dad. Wanted to share that."

Great casting choice.

 

[big ander]

I'm on an ADJUSTED SCHEDULE.

 

[RepairmanJack]

The more I watch this the more I fall in love with Ceecee. Nick's novel was the best. The random word find with no actual words in it. :lol

 

[rakhir]

The more I watch this the more I fall in love with Ceecee.

I absolutely adore her expressions. Everytime she rolls her eyes or does a grin i'm cracking up. It's a work of art.

 

[RepairmanJack]

I absolutely adore her expressions. Everytime she rolls her eyes or does a grin i'm cracking up. It's a work of art.

No idea how there aren't more gifs of her from the show. The ones that are out there are all shitty tumblr gifs.

 

[Linius]

God I love Schmidt. No homo.

Hope he and Cece get back together.

 

[The Lamonster]

God I love Schmidt. No homo.

Hope he and Cece get back together.

seriously? we do this here?

 

[Linius]

seriously? we do this here?

Thought I'd add some Lonely Island flavour.

 

[big ander]

Thought I'd add some Lonely Island flavour.

tli's entire song is about making fun of people who use "no homo", you seemed like you were using it in a scared-to-be-seen-as-gay way, exactly the way they criticize

 

[Linius]

tli's entire song is about making fun of people who use "no homo", you seemed like you were using it in a scared-to-be-seen-as-gay way, exactly the way they criticize

Sorry if it came out wrong, never knew this was a thing in the US. I only know the phrase from the song and I didn't know there was something more to it.

 

[Hindle]

I was really surprised by how good this was. I say down to the first season really wanting to hate it but it's pretty cool. Hannah Simone is a work of art yea.

 

[giga]

I was really surprised by how good this was. I say down to the first season really wanting to hate it but it's pretty cool. Hannah Simone is a work of art yea.

Yeah, it's one of the best comedies on right now. Shame the thread has only three pages. The show needs more love.

 

[Linius]

Yeah, it's one of the best comedies on right now. Shame the thread has only three pages. The show needs more love.

This show and Parks & Rec. are my favourites for sure.