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[Trurl]

I know who it is. You guys are going to be surprised.

 

[Sajjaja]

 

[WonkyPanda]

Man, if it's Bergoglio, my family is going to flip its lid.

 

[el retorno]

Guys the pope updated his twitter name

 

[gutter_trash]

wasn't there an anti-mafia police raid at one of Scola's places last night or this morning or somethng?

 

[Linkhero1]

First image of the Pope being driven away

 

[maquiladora]

Pope Pope!

 

[Futureman]

sounds like some of you need to brush up on your Pope knowledge LOL

 

[Oersted]

What if he doesn't fit in the dress? Worst disaster ever.

Actually, Benedict didn´t really fit into the dress.

 

[ripastraea]

finally some excitement in my day

 

[MiicD]

I hope it's sean bean

 

[ComputerMKII]

What's the point of a religion if the goal posts are constantly moved based on the social mores of the time?

Not to mention that the social mores of the time, a few decades ago, was to be communist or some horrible thing like that. Good thing the Church stays true to its principles.

 

[AlexBasch]

People making fun of the Swiss Guard?

Poor plebeians. They can fuck you up real bad. Real, fucking bad.

 

[pigeon]

Guys the pope updated his twitter name

Yeah, to Pontifex.

THANKS GUYS WE KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE SOME KIND OF POPE ALREADY

 

[Magni]

I live across a 10 ft wide street from a cathedral, bells just started going haywire.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Pope Hurry The Fuckth Upeth XII

 

[Borgnine]

He's getting frocked right now right? That's what's taking so long? They're frocking the shit out of him right now.

 

[Trurl]

People making fun of the Swiss Guard?

Poor plebeians. They can fuck you up real bad. Real, fucking bad.

who would win in a fight between a chimp and a member of the swiss guard?

 

[Eidan]

Nope. There have been three African popes.

Has there ever been a black pope?

 

[Reyne]

This mummers farce better be over in five more minutes :|

 

[Talon]

Criticizing a religion for not fitting modern secular views is like complaining about a car for not fitting inside a briefcase.

Although, I would really like my car to fit in a briefcase.

Has there ever been a black pope?

Unfortunately cameras weren't around in the 6th century.

 

[The Culture Vulture]

This is reality TV at it's finest. Just let the cardinals give the new pope his rose and let's all get on with our lives.

 

[Dr.Acula]

sounds like some of you need to brush up on your Pope knowledge LOL

I'm reading as fast as I can!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sexually_active_popes

I got distracted and am reading about Girolamo Savonarola right now tho.

 

[LordCanti]

He's getting frocked right now right? That's what's taking so long? They're frocking the shit out of him right now.

The frocking has indeed commenced.

 

[Diprosalic]

People making fun of the Swiss Guard?

Poor plebeians. They can fuck you up real bad. Real, fucking bad.

My uncle was one once. He would fuck your shit up, even today.

 

[jett]

I know who it is. You guys are going to be surprised.

I know who it is too.

Pope Random old white guy. You read it here first .

 

[ComputerMKII]

He's getting frocked right now right? That's what's taking so long? They're frocking the shit out of him right now.

When a billion people are waiting for you and listening to your every word, you can have a little stage fright.

 

[Dr.Acula]

#hype!

 

[TCRS]

 

[MilesWebber]

Come on space pope!

 

[CrazyDude]

Do they still touch the guys balls to make sure he's a he?

 

[waypoetic]

So many, many people that i don't agree with right there.

 

[Like the hat?]

Pope poop

Heh heh heh. Poop.

 

[Rhyvven]

I may be a "nervous nellie", but how do people make themselves a part of such a large crowd/target and not be scared to death of being involved in some "act".

 

[lupinko]

Has there ever been a black pope?

Yes, but no Asian pope tho, best chance was Cardinal Sin but he was also ill the same time John Paul II was.

 

[pulga]

Again, does anyone have a link to a live feed that isn't the BBC one?

 

[ComputerMKII]

Do they still touch the guys balls to make sure he's a he?

No.

 

[Bombadil]

They're beating him in. That's part of the initiation. Blood in, blood out.

 

[Talon]

He's getting frocked right now right? That's what's taking so long? They're frocking the shit out of him right now.

Everyone at Conclave and their father (SEE WHAT I DID THERE) is taking turns praying with him.

 

[jokkir]

Pope Dennis Rodman gogogo

 

[mr. puppy]

i think the Pope's gonna be a South American, not that race matters anyways

lol do you know the catholic church's history

 

[Clydefrog]

Pope Berlusconi I

 

[Borgnine]

#smokewatch
#balconywatch

 

[modulaire]

Andy Rubin is stepping down as head of Android.... I guess he got a better job offer.

 

[FyreWulff]

It's Sting, isn't

 

[Staab]

The Swiss guard is the fucking elite of the elite, they would fuck anyone up in a fair fight !

I bet they're shooting for the 8pm CET timing window to announce this shit, hyper-sensationalists.

 

[The Culture Vulture]

The New Guy!!

 

[gimmmick]

When a billion people are waiting for you and listening to your every word, you can have a little stage fright.

How many of those billion people are really true Catholics? I'm catholic yet don't go to church.

 

[alr1ght]

When gaf selects new mods, we should do something similar.

 

[ComputerMKII]

Again, does anyone have a link to a live feed that isn't the BBC one?

http://www.bfmtv.com/video/bfmtv/direct/
http://www.france2.fr/direct
http://www.tf1.fr/live/