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[William Parcher]

Well, I've been to Europe. Just got back a couple of months ago or so. I'm planning on going to Crossville Tenesee in a few days or a week or something and visit friends, fish, and go off roadin'.

However, this new idea seems killer. I want to go to India and trip out in the streets meditating and getting into the peace of the place and stuff like Ghandi. I talked about it with some guys from Deli and they want me to go there, I can tell.

I never go where I am not invited basically and I feel a cool karma magic kind of thing there. My friend Chris goes there a lot, but he is British basically and kind of a vague person. Not really . . . exciting. He doesn't contribute much besides a few bucks. Needs some sharpening up.

I can tell there will be at least some magic there, maybe more, and I want to bring Kung Fu women to protect me and to show respect. If I have my own women, no one will think I am after their sisters basically. It really will be spiritual, now, and the girls can bring some guys to intervene if I get desperate and grab a buttock in half jest. Engage me in a sudden conversation or something.

Anyway, I will pay for it all with money from nursing. I love the grass roots aspect of this journey and want some friends to have some fun and get some weird experiences and see some magic and be fluffy and warm and all the good stuff this short life provides if we are lucky.

This is a plan for the future, and I think it would be cool. It's just a little goal to shoot for and something to make me work harder at the hospital where I get a job after I complete nursing training.

Here's some pics of India.

Kung Fu Girlz

Oh, and I'm definately bringing my guitar and playing some peaceful music and stuff. I will require that the girls hug and show that they are karma people. No bad attitudes even if they are slightly stiff and good at martial arts.

I think it would be cool if there was just mellow rain and guitar and hugs. I love to be mellow and nice.

I would wear tie dye and wish for rain. Just a little extra rain.

 

[fennec fox]

Oh, and I'm definately bringing my guitar and playing some peaceful music and stuff.

:lol

 

[Ninja Scooter]

don't do it! They have tigers that HUNT humans in India! TIGERS!

 

[ManDudeChild]

BYOW!

Spoiler

Bring Your Own Water

Kung Fu Girlz

Fyi, you can find girls with various skills (executives, waitresses, cooks, scientists, doctors, martial artists, etc) in any area of the world.

 

[sprsk]

So this is what you were talking about this morning.

 

[levious]

Fyi, you can find girls with various skills (executives, waitresses, cooks, scientists, doctors, martial artists, etc) in any area of the world.

I thought that was just a random inserted image... like putting a breakbeat in a long post.

 

[haunts]

If you get lucky you might come back enlightened!

 

[William Parcher]

I thought that was just a random inserted image... like putting a breakbeat in a long post.

No, I think Kung Fu girls would be imperative. I think my Dad hired a few or something in Europe, but they had to act all secretave about it and it probably hampered their effectiveness to some degree. Not much, probably though. Heh.

Anyway, it's good to have bodyguards and I would treat them nice and they could be spoiled and as silly as they wanted to be indoors. Lots of grapes and stuff.

I'm used to having a wall of flesh around me. When I played guitar, that was always the case back in the day.

 

[William Parcher]

If you get lucky you might come back enlightened!

I take spirituality seriously since I believe that Man seeks a Shaman figure just as women seek a father figure in mates or people seek father figures in clergy. Clergy is supposed to fill the roll of Shaman as well, but often does not and is a father or older brother.

 

[Chipopo]

I just came back from 6 weeks in India, and I can't wait to go back. One of the nicer aspects of the sub-continent (and most 3rd world countries) is just how cheaply you can get by... 500 dollars could last you 3 or 4 months if you live on simple thali and dont plan on bringing much back.

I could say more, but there's something very annoying about your posting style, like you're purposely veering on the edge of joke character. You don't seem very genuine.

 

[William Parcher]

I just came back from India. One of the nicer aspects of the sub-continent (and most 3rd world countries) is just how cheaply you can get by... 500 dollars could last you 3 or 4 months if you live on simple thali and dont plan on bringing much back.

I could say more, but there's something very annoying about your posting style, like you're purposely veering on the edge of joke character. I can't tell how genuine you are.

K. I feel like I'm easygoing most of the time. I can be a prick when a job has to get done, though. I turn into a work nazi for a short time and then relax and offer everyone a beer.

Jerry Garcia had the same personality traits. Easygoing mostly, but a jerk professionally because of the pragmatism. It only comes in short bursts, though, and then he would try and relax, knowing people won't put up with that crap for long.

 

[haunts]

I take spirituality seriously since I believe that Man seeks a Shaman figure just as women seek a father figure in mates or people seek father figures in clergy. Clergy is supposed to fill the roll of Shaman as well, but often does not and is a father or older brother.

I can make peoples heads explode with my third eye.

 

[William Parcher]

I can make peoples heads explode with my third eye.

Groovy, but that sounds a little harsh. I prefer to smack people.

 

[acidviper]

BYOW!

Spoiler

Bring Your Own Water

Don't forget to BYOT and BYOBPC

Spoiler

Bring Your Own Toilet
Bring Your Own Black Plage Cure

 

[William Parcher]

Don't forget to BYOT and BYOBPC

Spoiler

Bring Your Own Toilet
Bring Your Own Black Plage Cure

I was just being diplomatic with the BYOW. When I go on quests like that, it's a spiritual thing. The guys in the chat room in Deli told me the like Cali chicks and I told them I would hook them up with a cool girlfriend if they came here.

I'm conservative sometimes, but in Cali even Republicans were tie dye. It's really kinda cool.

 

[callous]

This sounds awesome. I'd really like to join you if possible. I've always wanted to go to India and just be at peace with myself and other people who are also sharing that vision of the future. I want to bring a friend of mine who I think you'd find really awesome too. His name is Nick and I met him in Bangkok when he was handing out flyers for helping the poor Khmers in the camps from that river they cross over in Burma where all the nurses go to volunteer too. Maybe you know some of them? He's gay but really peaceful about it even though he does have filthy hair and flicks his cigarettes in his boots to prevent odour.

I just think we would really be able to connect and I love guitars. There's something really honest about them you know? When are you going?

There's supposed to be this train going to some province with oranges or some other fruit we could take which would be an incredible experience obviously. Let me know if you're interested.

 

[William Parcher]

This sounds awesome. I'd really like to join you if possible. I've always wanted to go to India and just be at peace with myself and other people who are also sharing that vision of the future. I want to bring a friend of mine who I think you'd find really awesome too. His name is Nick and I met him in Bangkok when he was handing out flyers for helping the poor Khmers in the camps from that river they cross over in Burma where all the nurses go to volunteer too. Maybe you know some of them? He's gay but really peaceful about it even though he does have filthy hair and flicks his cigarettes in his boots to prevent odour.

I just think we would really be able to connect and I love guitars. There's something really honest about them you know? When are you going?

There's supposed to be this train going to some province with oranges or some other fruit we could take which would be an incredible experience obviously. Let me know if you're interested.

My trip will be somewhat expensive and we will stay in a good hotel. I won't be doing volunteer nursing there. I'd do India in style.

My friend Chris is the backpacker and train hopper and such. I'll hook you up with him if you want to and he is Gay friendly and such. He went to Berkly and got a degree in psychology but spends his time being a minstrel basically, doing magic tricks and doing temp work typing with word processors in New York for funding.

My trip would be more interesting and I would be trying to hang out with the more rich people and tourists and having interesting discussions. We would hopefully have a jacouzzi available in the hotel if not in the room and we could all chill in that and eat some cold grapes and stuff.

I think that would be more fun because I've done the hobo scene and now am into the somewhat scrappy but intellectual coffee guru scene that charms young rich tourist girls. It's fun and we can talk about college and medicine and telivision.

It's still spiritual. Trust me.

 

[mrkgoo]

You know, something just freaked me out. I came into this thread, knowing not who posted it, and after reading it, I thought to myself, "this seems like a post from that William Parcher guy".


Lo and behold.