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Man Ejaculates From Anus, Urinates Feces for Two Years Before Seeking Help

Man Ejaculates From Anus, Urinates Feces for Two Years Before Seeking Help

Doctors described the case as "unique" and "curious" and think it was caused by a previous procedure.

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What a colossal pain the the arse.

 

[funkygunther]

Insides like this

 

[trickybiff]

Sounds like a wicked pissa

 

[Star-Lord]

So if I wanted him to shit on me, I'd have to suck him off?

Pass.

 

[MrS]

 

[AlteredForms]

Who serviced his pipes, Jim'll Fix It?

 

[BadBurger]

I really wish I had never read the title of this thread. I mean Jesus fucking Christ.

 

[6502]

If you ever have problems down there seek help straight away!

My balls swelled and went to the size of apples with a huge scorching red sack when I was 16. It was excrutiating for weeks until I went to A&E. It started as a lump on 1 ball and just got worse and worse.

The doctors really didnt give a shit about handling my balls (even female ones yay!) - perhaps the more bizzare the more interesting it is? Eitherway I had Doctors bringing others in to have a feel lol but nobody made it feel awkward.

It was just an infection cured with 10 little Augmentine pills. After 1 day the pain seemed to at least halve and it reduced to just the occasional twinge after a few days. After a week I was almost back to normal with zero pain.

Had a couple of issues in years after but I sought help straight away and just took a couple of pills with hardly any swelling compared to before. No issues for decades since. So silly when at first in my mind I thought I was going to die of cancer or lose my balls but was still too embarrassed to seek help.

If something goes wrong you WILL get to the point where you just cant bare it or worse it is too late. So why not go day 1 and save yourself grief lads?

It really could be just a few pills and it is back to normal within days.

 

[Star-Lord]

Who serviced his pipes, Jim'll Fix It?

Nah, Jim only fixes pipes that are newly installed.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Good to see it fixed.

For a second I thought he was getting drugged and passing out and a gay dude was fucking him up the ass.

 

[UnravelKatharsis]

Good to see it fixed.

For a second I thought he was getting drugged and passing out and a gay dude was fucking him up the ass.

That's still a distinct possibility.

 

[Durask]

I am surprised he did not die from infection (bacteria from feces in your urine tract usually ends up making you really sick really fast) - the guy must have a superhuman immune system.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

 

[nush]

If something goes wrong you WILL get to the point where you just cant bare it or worse it is too late. So why not go day 1 and save yourself grief lads?

It really could be just a few pills and it is back to normal within days.

This. If something goes wrong with your dick man up and get it sorted, it won't get better by itself. Sex education classes drummed that into us and it's true.

 

[farmerboy]

This is fucked. Why did he wait so long?

 

[Marvel]

Lmao

 

[StreetsofBeige]

OMG! I'm gonna cum!

 

[Rentahamster]

Wait, that's not normal?

 

[NoviDon]

Can you imagine having to force a big shit through your urethra? especially when constapated and the shits all jagged and rock hard....and he waited two years to seek help? how in the fuck....

 

[Tschumi]

You have no idea what kinda trouble urine

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Seriously I'm feeling sorry for his girlfriend, "I just thought he had a kinda musty bouquet"

 

[YoshiMadness]

I really thought this was gonna be a Bullet Club thread.

 

[The Cockatrice]

This can't be real...no fucking way dude.

 

[Bullet Club]

I really thought this was gonna be a Bullet Club Bullet Club thread.

That's my kind of headline. One that makes you do this:

 

[GymWolf]

When reality beats fantasy...

 

[SJRB]

Urinates Feces

 

[jufonuk]

 

[Bullet Club]

Urinating feces:

 

[jonnyp]

So if I wanted him to shit on me, I'd have to suck him off?

Pass.

That sounded like a Norm Macdonald joke. Well done sir!

 

[Tschumi]

Wait, that's not normal?

 

[Punished Miku]

Bullet Club

 

[Soodanim]

After reading the cause is almost simple, but why did the silly sod wait two years?

 

[ResilientBanana]

Count Fistula.

 

[Bullet Club]

After reading the cause is almost simple, but why did the silly sod wait two years?

Drugs. Lots of drugs.

 

[Mistake]

Was his poo white? That's some spooky shit

 

[catvonpee]

OMG! I'm gonna cum!

 

[dr_octagon]

the phrase 'easy come, easy go' doesn't apply in this instance

 

[Nobody_Important]

 

[Star-Lord]

That sounded like a Norm Macdonald joke. Well done sir!

I share that same kind of dead-pan humour, so it's nice to be appreciated, and even compared to, such a legend of comedy.

 

[Insane Metal]

I really thought this was gonna be a Bullet Club thread.

Absolutely, I'm sad it wasn't tbh.

 

[Rival]

Homemade cream pies.