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[Hitokage]

Sooo... Harvin is out, Avril is constantly hurt, Bennett is having a procedure done and can't stay on the field, and Winfield is potentially cut worthy...

Yup, doesn't sound like the media overhyped Seattle's offseason aquisitions at ALL.

We're stacked at cornerback and Winfield has been a non-factor this preseason. Entirely predictable cut.

Same with Brady Quinn. He was gone with game one.

 

[Godslay]

if you have to ask they are out of your taxbracket bro

533/15 = $35 a person. Jesus dude. I bet the Red Lobster guy just shit himself.

 

[Futurevoid]

Pat White made the Redskins roster.

 

[Milchjon]

They're wet on the under side.

Motherfucker :jnc

 

[Alligatorjandro]

They're wet on the under side.

racist

 

[squicken]

nm

 

[Dutch Gronk]

20% tip on a 400 dollar order is cheap as fuck. that's scumbag level shit

Isn't that just the standard gratuity for a large party? Seems like Lunchbox had no choice but to pay 20%.

 

[Hitokage]

I just like the avatar, have no sexual feels or fetishes toward it.

Haha, if you say so.

 

[Futurevoid]

A few updates. Starting with the Texans:

Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 10m

#Texans officially take safety Ed Reed off the PUP list and move him to active. Also released RB Deji Karim.

Seahawks:

Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 4m

Seahawks will move pass-rusher Chris Clemons to the active roster off PUP, source says. Returning from a torn ACL & meniscus

...and finally the Jets:

@MMehtaNYDN: Sources: Rex Ryan & key Jets brass agree it's time to move on from Sanchez:

Geno Smith it is, folks.

 

[BlackGhost]

nm

Post your whole team, or post it in that fantasy thread ill check it out. Got a draft tonight

 

[MechDX]

Saw that Reed move coming even though most Texans fans were losing their shit. No way he misses week 3 against the Ravens

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Jets cut Sanchez?

 

[chuckddd]

I GOT BRADY!

 

[Milchjon]

I GOT BRADY!

I always knew you were a good guy.

Looking forward to you rooting for us this year!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I GOT BRADY!

Who got Gronk?

 

[Coldnoodle]

Jets are cutting Sanchez? D:

 

[JABEE]

I didn't pick Brady!

 

[brentech]

Isn't that just the standard gratuity for a large party? Seems like Lunchbox had no choice but to pay 20%.

usually there is still a line to add more, past the 20%, if you chose. along with the ability to leave cash. When you have large party or a high bill, 20% is kind of low.

 

[Futurevoid]

Jets cut Sanchez?

Jets are cutting Sanchez? D:

Not cut, no. Doubtful considering what they're paying him. He won't be the starter. Even when he's healthy it sounds like.

 

[Fox318]

Jets are cutting Sanchez? D:

source?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Not cut, no. Doubtful considering what they're paying him. He won't be the starter. Even when he's healthy it sounds like.

That sounds like a terrible situation then.

 

[Colasante]

Is it just me or does it seem like an unusually strong year for UDFAs? I know at this point 5 seem likely to make the roster for the Patriots- Kenbrell Thompkins, Zach Sudfeld, Ryan Allen, Joe Vellano, and Chris McDonald, and I've seen a few from other teams too. It's possible I'm just overestimating it, though.

 

[Zen_Arcade]

if you have to ask they are out of your taxbracket bro

Nothing Mexican is out of anyone's taxbracket.

 

[BlackGhost]

These fantasy commercials with JJ are pretty good, unlike that Kaep one...

 

[JABEE]

Wait! The Eagles kept Casey Matthews over Chris McCoy!!!!!! WHAT?

 

[Fox318]

 

[MechDX]

Is it just me or does it seem like an unusually strong year for UDFAs? I know at this point 5 seem likely to make the roster for the Patriots- Kenbrell Thompkins, Zach Sudfeld, Ryan Allen, Joe Vellano, and Chris McDonald, and I've seen a few from other teams too. It's possible I'm just overestimating it, though.

We kept 4

 

[Dutch Gronk]

usually there is still a line to add more, past the 20%, if you chose. along with the ability to leave cash. When you have large party or a high bill, 20% is kind of low.

He was acting all cool about paying 20%, I was just pointing out he couldn't pay less even if he wanted to.

First the cheap Rolex, now the 400 dollar food bill with 500 other people.

Dammit Lunchbox, are you even trying?

 

[Hitokage]

Heh, Steelers cut Mike Golic Jr.

 

[chuckddd]

Shit. The Steelers exposed Arnfelt, trying to get him to the practice squad. If he gets picked up somewhere, imma kick Colbert in the nuts.

 

[brentech]

He was acting all cool about paying 20%, I was just pointing out he couldn't pay less even if he wanted to.

oh, yea yea. you're right in that sense. most places mandate 20% on any party over 5, some 4

 

[BlackGhost]

Trent and Cameron , Fox you sly dog😏
Get a good backup TE I'm skeptical if Jordan can stay healthy the whole year

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Tebow called the Pats a "classy organization".

There you have it, guys. If Tebow says it, it's the truth.

I will not take another bad word from you people.

He can't throw the football. Why would you think he can throw around compliments?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

He can't throw the football. Why would you think he can throw around compliments?

he threw it all over your fucknosed team

 

[WanderingWind]

He can't throw the football. Why would you think he can throw around compliments?

Don't talk bad about my future QB

 

[TheLegendary]

Don't talk bad about my future QB

My future backup

 

[jbug617]

I had a good draft. Gronk and Sudfeld was stolen for me but I got Thompkins.

Yahoo gave me a B- for my draft though.

 

[WanderingWind]

My future backup

YOU HAVE ERRON YOU GREEDY BASTARD. We don't even have a QB on our roster!

We NEED Tebow Time.

 

[jbug617]

Here are Yahoo Draft Grades from the draft

snes alt v22.7
A

Brinbe
A-

The Llamas of Wedge
A-

Tony G's Atkins Diet
B

1.21 JJWatts
B

Foles Future
B

Red Dragons
B-

chuckd's chumpsters
B-

Mile High Sexy Asses
B-

The Sexy Rexys
C

Newton Ninja Turtles
C-

Vick'sVaporRub
D

 

[Fox318]

Here are Yahoo Draft Grades from the draft

C for Championship.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

YOU HAVE ERRON YOU GREEDY BASTARD. We don't even have a QB on our roster!

We NEED Tebow Time.

How long is EJ out for? Thought he just had a minor injury?

 

[Fantomex]

IT"S DOLPHIN TIME!!!

 

[WanderingWind]

How long is EJ out for? Thought he just had a minor injury?

No solid timeframe. Until then, we have another rookie.

You can't tell me Tebow wouldn't be a fun addition to the team. I mean, it's like, fuck it. We're not making the playoffs anyway. Give the man his final chance. I mean, if Tuel turns out to be the answer, GREAT!

But I mean. It's Tuel.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

No solid timeframe. Until then, we have another rookie.

You can't tell me Tebow wouldn't be a fun addition to the team. I mean, it's like, fuck it. We're not making the playoffs anyway. Give the man his final chance. I mean, if Tuel turns out to be the answer, GREAT!

But I mean. It's Tuel.

Imagine being a Tebow fan and owning a Jets, Patriots and Bills Tebow jersey. There are probably really are people out there who do that (Bionic).

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Im pretty sure Alabama could beat the raiders, Jags or jets.

 

[WanderingWind]

Imagine being a Tebow fan and owning a Jets, Patriots and Bills Tebow jersey. There probably really are people out there who do that (Bionic).

At least we know he'd never go to a den of inequity like Miami.

 

[Elfforkusu]

Bills should bring in both VY and Tebow. Dual QB offense!

What's better than the read option? The double read option.

 

[Fox318]

Im pretty sure Alabama could beat the raiders, Jags or jets.

Never. No College team could beat a pro team.

Well maybe the Al Davis Raiders.

 

[Lunchbox]

He was acting all cool about paying 20%, I was just pointing out he couldn't pay less even if he wanted to.

i usually round up to an even number, say its 470, ill go 500. 281 do 300. 20% is generous

they should work for their money like me (going to work on saturdays) instead of asking for handouts like its germany or something

 

[brentech]

this college football is really making me ready for nfl. lets get this shit started