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[Hitokage]

Seahawks cut DB Winston Guy. Was waiting for that one.

Also cut Siliga. So that trade with Moffit was just a face-saving gesture.

And WR Chris Harper. That's one draft pick down the drain.

 

[effzee]

Yahoo gave me a D grade for the stragglers league draft.

F U Yahoo

 

[truly101]

Seahawks cut DB Winston Guy. Was waiting for that one.

Also cut Siliga. So that trade with Moffit was just a face-saving gesture.

Is Cooper Helfet still on the roster? I don't expect him to make the team but you never know.

 

[Hitokage]

Is Cooper Helfet still on the roster? I don't expect him to make the team but you never know.

Nope! Apparently we have two active TEs at the moment, Miller and Willson.

 

[effzee]

Wait! The Eagles kept Casey Matthews over Chris McCoy!!!!!! WHAT?

WTF why? Just cause of the Oregon connection? Mathews has never shown anything besides the ability to miss tackles, take terrible angles, and just being out of position.

I'm actually angry about this move.

 

[Starphoenix]

Man, I wish football was back. It would make doing research for my presentation go by faster.

 

[truly101]

Nope! Apparently we have two active TEs at the moment, Miller and Willson.

I don't see him on the cut list for Seattle. Maybe he's been practice team'd. I think he was on the practice team last year.

EDIT: Now he's on there.

 

[Buckethead]

Anyone cut a viable 3rd down back?

I know a team that could use one.

 

[MechDX]

Anyone cut a viable 3rd down back?

I know a team that could use one.

Deji Kareem Texans. Good on special teams as well

 

[WedgeX]

I totally thought that stragglers draft was tomorrow. Whoops. Apparently Kas drafted for me, since I ended up with Stafford.

Time for whether I guessed right or not on who would make the Lions 53 man roster!

Free Agent Rookie Surprise cut!

QB: Stafford, Hill, Moore - correct
WR: Megatron, Burleson, Broyles, Edwards - not quite, Durham also made the team
RB: Bush, Leshoure, Bell, Riddick - mostly correct, also kept Owens who will be placed on temporary-IR come Tuesday
TE: Pettigrew, Scheffler, Williams, Fauria - Mostly correct, except Williams ended up on season ending IR
RT: Fox, Hilliard
RG: Warford, Harris
C: Raola, Gandy
LG: Sims
LT: Reiff, Waddle
Correct for all the linemen!

DE: Jones, Ansah, Idonije, Young, Taylor Lewis - correct
DT: Suh, Fairley, Mosely, Bannon - correct
MLB: Tulloch - correct
OLB: Levy, Palmer, Whitehead, White, Lewis - White was cut, and McIntosh kept
CB: Houston, Slay, Bentley, Bartell, Green, Greenwood, Mathis - Bartell was cut in favor of Mathis
FS: Delmas, Hope, Carey - correct
SS: Quin, Spievey, Wendling - correct

K: Kickalicious, Akers - correct
P: Clingan Martin - correct
LS: Muhlbach - correct
KR/PR: Logan, Thomas, Spurlock, Edwards, Riddick No one as a straight up specialist! - I was wrong! Spurlock has made the team.

 

[Spades]

So we kept Pat White

Sure, why not?

Pretty stoked for Pat, actually.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Anyone cut a viable 3rd down back?

I know a team that could use one.

You can hope the Pats cut Leon Washington. But he might be safe.

 

[Eleuin]

Fuck fuck fuck delay it. I wont make it I dont think.

I thought the draft was Sunday.

You have trent truck

 

[Futurevoid]

Lawrence Tynes is not happy.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/...ay-buccaneers-non-football-injury-list-083113

"This whole thing is wrong," Tynes said by phone Saturday afternoon. "My biggest emphasis is I don't want this to happen to any current or future player. I'm going to fight this thing as long as I have to, because this team should not be allowed to do this to players.

"If I drop a 45-pound plate on my foot while lifting weights in the weight room at the facility, it's IR. So I just don't understand how my situation is any different. I went to work, I kicked, I practiced, I cold-tubbed, I hot-tubbed, I showered for all those days there. I come up with MRSA and it's a non-football injury? They're basically trying to exonerate themselves of this, and I'm not going to allow it to happen."

When a player goes on IR, he's entitled to his salary for as long as he remains with his team. The player also receives an accrued season, full benefits and another season toward his pension. Players on the NFI list do not receive those added benefits.

He was placed on the non-football injury list by the Bucs.

Tynes, 35, said he's been on six different antibiotics and has had three surgical procedures to remove the infection, which is in the joint of his toe. The infection surrounded the bone but wasn't inside the bone, he said. If the infection had gotten inside the bone, amputation might have been a possibility.

Yikes.

 

[Hitokage]

Had a go at the Seahawks depth chart, editing it to account for cuts:

WR Sidney Rice, Doug Baldwin, Jermaine Kearse, Bryan Walters, Arceto Clark
LT Russell Okung, Alvin Bailey
LG Paul McQuistan, James Carpenter, Rishaw Johnson
C Max Unger, Lemuel Jeanpierre, Jared Smith
RG J.R. Sweezy, (Lemuel Jeanpierre?), Ryan Seymour
RT Breno Giacomini, Mike Person, Michael Bowie
TE Zach Miller, Luke Willson, Sean McGrath, Cooper Helfet, Darren Fells
WR1 Golden Tate, Stephen Williams, Phil Bates, Chris Harper
QB Russell Wilson, Tarvaris Jackson, Brady Quinn
FB Derrick Coleman, Spencer Ware, Michael Robinson
RB Marshawn Lynch, Robert Turbin, Christine Michael

LDE Red Bryant, Michael Bennett, Jaye Howard, Ty Powell
LDT Tony McDaniel, Jordan Hill, Sealver Siliga
RDT Brandon Mebane, (D'Anthony Smith?), Michael Brooks, Dewayne Cherrington, Clinton McDonald
RDE Chris Clemons, Cliff Avril, O'Brien Schofield, Benson Mayowa
LOLB Malcolm Smith, Bruce Irvin, Mike Morgan
MLB Bobby Wagner, Allen Bradford, Heath Farwell
ROLB K.J. Wright, John Lotulelei
LCB Richard Sherman, Byron Maxwell, Antoine Winfield
RCB Brandon Browner, Walter Thurmond, Jeremy Lane, Ron Parker
SS Kam Chancellor, Jeron Johnson, DeShawn Shead
FS Earl Thomas, Chris Maragos, Winston Guy

K Steven Hauschka
P Jon Ryan
H Jon Ryan
PR Golden Tate, Walter Thurmond
KR Jermaine Kearse, Jeremy Lane
LS Clint Gresham, Zach Miller

Of course, this doesn't account for things like defensive packages.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Show of hands, who here is scared as fuck of getting older?

I'm turning 21 in a little over a week and it's been freaking me the fuck out.

 

[Starphoenix]

Lawrence Tynes is not happy.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/...ay-buccaneers-non-football-injury-list-083113

He was placed on the non-football injury list by the Bucs.


Yikes.

This is going to blow up and become uglier than Freeman in an all you can eat Mexican buffet.

 

[Lunchbox]

Show of hands, who here is scared as fuck of getting older?

I'm turning 21 in a little over a week and it's been freaking me the fuck out.

I would be scared if I lived in a third world country like you. growing old there would suck.

but I thankfully I have apple stock for my golden years when I move to Florida

 

[Talon]

Lawrence Tynes is not happy.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/...ay-buccaneers-non-football-injury-list-083113



He was placed on the non-football injury list by the Bucs.


Yikes.

Glazers strike again.

MRSA is a serious infection that spread among several Cleveland Browns in 2005. Browns Center LeCharles Bentley was in the hospital for several months after contracting the infection in his knee and nearly had his leg amputated. Bentley never played again.

Yikes! I knew that they had a staph situation in Cleveland, but I didn't realize it sank Bentley's career.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Show of hands, who here is scared as fuck of getting older?

I'm turning 21 in a little over a week and it's been freaking me the fuck out.

theres nothing really to be afraid of

 

[Dragon]

I'd feel bad for you Dutch but I just turned 31. You're in your prime all I would say is take advantage of it.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I would be scared if I lived in a third world country like you. growing old there would suck.

but I thankfully I have apple stock for my golden years when I move to Florida

Let's see, affordable education for everybody, proper health care, public transport not only for crackheads and old people.

Yeah, we're the third world country.

 

[chuckddd]

I'd feel bad for you Dutch but I just turned 31. You're in your prime all I would say is take advantage of it.

YOLO

 

[Kave_Man]

Show of hands, who here is scared as fuck of getting older?

I'm turning 21 in a little over a week and it's been freaking me the fuck out.

Hey Dutch...

 

[Lunchbox]

Let's see, affordable education for everybody, proper health care, public transport not only for crackheads and old people.

Yeah, we're the third world country.

-we pay for our education, we can afford it with our first world income.
-we can pay for our insurance, don't need govt. hand outs
-lol buses, we drive cars after hitting age 16. only bums and euros would wait for buses here, it's a symbol of being poor.


I remember standing in the rain waiting for bus the day my dad didn't pick me up from school and all my friends starring at me while their parents picked them up. thankfully the rain covered my tears. felt like I was from holland that day. scars for life

 

[Kastrioti]

You have trent truck

Time to start wheeling and dealing. If I had the #1 pick I wouldve gone Arian Foster or Doug Martin.

Trent Truck should be ready to go week 1 right Browns GAF?

Wedge Stafford for Trent.

Spoiler

jk let me get home and look at my lineup

Todays a good day though. Beat two great games, and just picked up Demons Soul. I was *this close* to getting Madden 25 but I`m more frugal with dropping $60 on a game. GTAV is day one though.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

-we pay for our education, we can afford it with our first world income.
-we can pay for our insurance, don't need govt. hand outs
-lol buses, we drive cars after hitting age 16. only bums and euros would wait for buses here, it's a symbol of being poor.


I remember standing in the rain waiting for bus the day my dad didn't pick me up from school and all my friends starring at me while their parents picked them up. thankfully the rain covered my tears. felt like I was from holland that day. scars for life

- And if you can't afford it, you just have 100k of student loans. Who cares right ?
- Unless when you can't pay for your insurance, and then you just die.
- A wise man once said "A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars, it's where the rich use public transportation" s/o to my boy Milchjon.

 

[Futurevoid]

Show of hands, who here is scared as fuck of getting older?

I'm turning 21 in a little over a week and it's been freaking me the fuck out.

36 in February. You're a fucking baby, still. Enjoy it while it lasts.

 

[WedgeX]

Time to start wheeling and dealing. If I had the #1 pick I wouldve gone Arian Foster or Doug Martin.

Trent Truck should be ready to go week 1 right Browns GAF?

Wedge Stafford for Trent.

Spoiler

jk let me get home and look at my lineup

Todays a good day though. Beat two great games, and just picked up Demons Soul. I was *this close* to getting Madden 25 but I`m more frugal with dropping $60 on a game. GTAV is day one though.

Honestly tempting. Not feeling the RB or WR.

 

[Lunchbox]

- A wise man once said "A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars, it's where the rich use public transportation" s/o to my boy Milchjon.

I don't have to worry about the first 2 since those worries are from Florida, Alabama and Europe

and the "wise" man who said that, what was his net worth? sounds like a hippy with a case of sour grapes. give him a v8 instead of piss smelling buses and he will change his tune

 

[WanderingWind]

- And if you can't afford it, you just have 100k of student loans. Who cares right ?
- Unless when you can't pay for your insurance, and then you just die.
- A wise man once said "A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars, it's where the rich use public transportation" s/o to my boy Milchjon.

Yeah, but with a country with the type of porn you freaks produce as the norm shouldn't be casting stones.

Poop is not supposed to be used like that.

 

[Kave_Man]

Leave Dutch alone!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Yeah, but with a country with the type of porn you freaks produce as the norm shouldn't be casting stones.

Poop is not supposed to be used like that.

You're moving there, what does that say 'bout you ?

Leave Dutch alone!

Lunchbox his ignorance is interesting, as a rich college kid, you would expect him to have some knowledge of the rest of the world. Maybe the asswhooping I gave him on FIFA gave him a concussion.

 

[WanderingWind]

You're moving there, what does that say 'bout you ?

Eh, everybody goes slumming every now and again. I go to Germany, you trawl for fatties at the local pub.

To each their own.

 

[chuckddd]

Yeah, but with a country with the type of porn you freaks produce as the norm shouldn't be casting stones.

Poop is not supposed to be used like that.

Is fmt aware of this delicacy?

 

[WanderingWind]

Is fmt aware of this delicacy?

I dunno. I'm afraid to open his PMs.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I ate some raisin bran earlier and now im farting like every 20 seconds.

 

[chuckddd]

I ate some raisin bran earlier and now im farting like every 20 seconds.

It's the milk. You're lactose intolerant.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I ate some raisin bran earlier and now im farting like every 20 seconds.

:jnc

 

[Alligatorjandro]

It's the milk. You're lactose intolerant.

nah, its the bran

 

[Elfforkusu]

The "best college could beat worst NFL team" is usually a pointless discussion, but I do think that Alabama could legitimately beat the 2013 Raiders. I have trouble remembering a less talented roster in my lifetime.

The Browns cut both of their kickers. They do realize they need a kicker, right?

The raiders would beat alabama by 70. Remember what Flynn did to the Lions? Those were NFL players, not wanabee-maybe-someday NFL players.

 

[Colasante]

The raiders would beat alabama by 70. Remember what Flynn did to the Lions? Those were NFL players, not wanabee-maybe-someday NFL players.

Oh, I certainly agree that the Packers are a team with NFL players. I don't think the 2013 Raiders roster quite deserves that label.

 

[rando14]

I ate some raisin bran earlier and now im farting like every 20 seconds.

who are all these peasants on gaf who have such crap digestive systems, cant eat taco bell, indian food, and now raisin bran?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Oh, I certainly agree that the Packers are a team with NFL players. I don't think the 2013 Raiders roster quite deserves that label.

Let's put it like this. When they draft Clowney in May, their Madden team rating jumps like 20 points.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

he threw it all over your fucknosed team

You're just salty 'cause the Jags continue to show no interest in him.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

who are all these peasants on gaf who have such crap digestive systems, cant eat taco bell, indian food, and now raisin bran?

whoa now i can handle some taco bell, I just have the toots

 

[Elfforkusu]

Oh, I certainly agree that the Packers are a team with NFL players. I don't think the 2013 Raiders roster quite deserves that label.

Flynn is on the 2013 Raiders. Hence the reference.

The real question is whether Alabama would beat the worst CFL team. That's a little trickier. I think it'd be a close game

 

[ChanHuk]

Oh, I certainly agree that the Packers are a team with NFL players. I don't think the 2013 Raiders roster quite deserves that label.

Only lowly Pats fans believe a college team can beat an NFL team.

 

[unknownstranger]

Let's put it like this. When they draft Clowney in May, their Madden team rating jumps like 20 points.

Until he gets winded on first down and sits out the next 2.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Only lowly Pats fans believe a college team can beat an NFL team.

Only drunk Raider fans believe the Raiders are an NFL team