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[Colasante]

Only lowly Pats fans believe a college team can beat an NFL team.

The 2013 Raiders have 4 quarterbacks and 2 punters! C'mon now.

 

[ChanHuk]

The 2013 Raiders have 4 quarterbacks and 2 punters! C'mon now.

You can have one of our punters for a draft pick :jnc

One of the punters will be waived on Tuesday.

 

[Colasante]

You can have one of our punters for a draft pick :jnc

One of the punters will be waived on Tuesday.

I kid because I care. I actually thought the Raiders' draft class looked good on paper, and still think DJ Hayden's going to become a stud. But it's just too easy and fun to mock these Raiders. The Rotoworld blurbs alone have become high comedy.

 

[jakncoke]

Also, thought they like Alan Baxter? Going to PS?

 

[Hitokage]

8 rookies making the team on the Seahawks this year, 3 undrafted, and a couple like Jordan Hill are of questionable value.

Hopefully we do better in next year's draft.

 

[jakncoke]

I kid because I care. I actually thought the Raiders' draft class looked good on paper, and still think DJ Hayden's going to become a stud. But it's just too easy and fun to mock these Raiders. The Rotoworld blurbs alone have become high comedy.

Shit like this is why Raiders and Browns havent been in the postseason since forever

 

[bionic77]

wow, I thought you were a cool high roller like me and bionic

but you just ousted yourself as a Snes level goober with that ninoo mumi shit. I lost respect for you bro

Despite me having a well off household I am not a high roller. I am pretty cheap in general. My wide buys most of the luxury shit. I am all about investments, savings and maxing out dat 401k.

She is about luxury cars, purses and big ass mortgages. .

Show of hands, who here is scared as fuck of getting older?

I'm turning 21 in a little over a week and it's been freaking me the fuck out.

A lot of stuff is scary. But once your balls drop you will be able to handle it a little better.

Being 21 is awesome. Unless you are Gata. But that applies for everything.

 

[rando14]

does your wife work bionic?

 

[bionic77]

does your wife work bionic?

Not since the twins were born. She used to.

Will probably work again or start a business once they go to all day school.

 

[RBH]

Not since the twins were born. She used to.

Will probably work again or start a business once they go to all day school.

Maybe you could get Tim Tebow to babysit your kids.

 

[bionic77]

Maybe you could get Tim Tebow to babysit your kids.

Fuck that. If Tebow came over the wife could watch the kids while me and Tebow played some football in the backyard (shirtless of course). And then we would to visit some sick kids and do some other Tebow shit.

 

[Starphoenix]

Maybe Tim Tebow should take up baseball or basketball. Tim Tebow should join the Miami Heat so that way ESPN could save time and roll Lebron/Tebow coverage into one package.

 

[Lunchbox]

Despite me having a well off household I am not a high roller. I am pretty cheap in general. My wide buys most of the luxury shit. I am all about investments, savings and maxing out dat 401k.

She is about luxury cars, purses and big ass mortgages. .

sorry to hear she's the man of the house bro

now i feel bad. wish you were here so i could treat you with my 65$ seafood plate on the blackcard-

 

[jakncoke]

Show of hands, who here is scared as fuck of getting older?

I'm turning 21 in a little over a week and it's been freaking me the fuck out.

I turn 25 which is just about half way point for men in my family and Ive done nothing with my life!

 

[bionic77]

sorry to hear she's the man of the house bro

now i feel bad. wish you were here so i could treat you with my 65$ seafood plate on the blackcard-

You guys should get together and compare Chanel purses.

 

[WanderingWind]

sorry to hear she's the man of the house bro

now i feel bad. wish you were here so i could treat you with my 65$ seafood plate on the blackcard-

...that looks like a plate of whale puke with a side of garlic bread.

 

[jakncoke]

sorry to hear she's the man of the house bro

now i feel bad. wish you were here so i could treat you with my 65$ seafood plate on the blackcard. do lawyers even have expense accounts?

That dont look like 65 dollars of seafood. This seems like 30 dollar italian dinner 2.0

 

[Alligatorjandro]

$65 for that? lol

 

[bionic77]

That dont look like 65 dollars of seafood. This seems like 30 dollar italian dinner 2.0

You guys don't understand.

It's fancy French food. Pretty sure it is rogue homard.

 

[Lunchbox]

That dont look like 65 dollars of seafood. This seems like 30 dollar italian dinner 2.0

stick to your comfort food billyjoe

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

stick to your comfort food billiejoe

I could really go for a chalupa or two right now... Nice suggestion, homie!

 

[squicken]

The Raiders are trying to trade a punter. I really thought MacKenzie was gonna be better than he has been. Even dealt a bad hand he has played it poorly

 

[Dutch Gronk]

stick to your comfort food billyjoe

You wouldn't know fine dining if it sat on your lap and slapped you in the face.

I turn 25 which is just about half way point for men in my family and Ive done nothing with my life!

I feel you bro.

Let's quit GAF forever and do something with our lives.

 

[brentech]

who are all these peasants on gaf who have such crap digestive systems, cant eat taco bell, indian food, and now raisin bran?

I have Ulcerative Colitis, which really ruins some days, but I can eat most of that without issue unless overdone. That said, I don't like taco bell and not sure if I've ever had much Indian food.

I just have to watch my diet and take a gazillion pills. So long as I don't go crazy with particular foods, I eat what I want.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

The Raiders are trying to trade a punter.

Should've overpaid to keep Lechler!

 

[Vyroxis]

I'm in some sort of techno/goth/industrial club. Groups like this need to be introduces to Gronk en masse to prevent further breeding.

 

[jakncoke]

stick to your comfort food billyjoe

Do I look like Josh Freeman! No! But if you feel superior paying 65 for plates of food that look like that, by all means. Im sure I can find 3 different hole in the wall places and get more food and eat at each once during the week and maybe still pay less than 65

 

[ChanHuk]

Lunchbox has horrible taste in food. I paid $20 for a full rack of ribs and sides.

 

[WanderingWind]

That's the kind of dish a poor trying to appear above their caste would think was fancy. Like those assholes who think they're rich because they drive a shitty Beamer.

Boston is full of those people.

 

[bionic77]

You guys are doing it wrong. I told my wife to make me friend chicken and I got it at cost.

 

[squicken]

Boyd's not too bad. A couple drops and dropped picks but has skills

 

[Dragon]

That's the kind of dish a poor trying to appear above their caste would think was fancy. Like those assholes who think they're rich because they drive a shitty Beamer.

Boston is full of those people.

Pretty sure he lives in New York. Not that it changes your overall point.

 

[WanderingWind]

Pretty sure he lives in New York. Not that it changes your overall point.

Ah. Well, that also makes sense. I'm guessing he also owns many polo shirts because that's just what "rich" folk wear.

 

[eznark]

Mulligan got cut.

How about them apples, Eznark?

Quarless is coming to save us all!

#Y2Q

Quarless got traded to SF?

 

[Lunchbox]

Lunchbox has horrible taste in food. I paid $20 for a full rack of ribs and sides.

youre supposed to say you paid more, not less you goobers. you dont make fun of a ralph or a croc by saying how you got your shirt at 5.99$ at target

bionic what is this, you didnt teach them anything?

 

[eznark]

ralph or a croc

Can't even blame you anymore. Clearly it's your father who is the asshole. Guy raised you to be a fucking clown.

That's the kind of dish a poor trying to appear above their caste would think was fancy. Like those assholes who think they're rich because they drive a shitty Beamer.

Boston is full of those people.

"Hey guys check out my plate from McCormick & Schmick's, I'm eating with poor tourists ain't I rad"

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Lunchbox has horrible taste in food. I paid $20 for a full rack of ribs and sides.

When it comes to food, you might be the smartest person in this thread.

 

[Godslay]

You guys are doing it wrong. I told my wife to make me friend chicken and I got it at cost.

Yup. There are perks to being married. I cook for myself on Sundays, and that's it. Just use the slow cooker or grill/smoker.

 

[Lunchbox]

That's the kind of dish a poor trying to appear above their caste would think was fancy. Like those assholes who think they're rich because they drive a shitty Beamer.

Boston is full of those people.

its spelled, bimmer

not everyone enjoys a lettuce salad at olive garden like eznark

 

[WanderingWind]

Can't even blame you anymore. Clearly it's your father who is the asshole. Guy raised you to be a fucking clown.



"Hey guys check out my plate from McCormick & Schmick's, I'm eating with poor tourists ain't I rad"

Too perfect. And he's name dropping brands found at high end shops like TJ Maxx and Target.

Way to ball out, Lunchpail.

 

[brentech]

Quarterbacks (2) — Aaron Rodgers, B.J. Coleman
Running backs (4) — Eddie Lacy, John Kuhn, James Starks, Johnathan Franklin
Wide receivers (5) — Randall Cobb, Jordy Nelson, James Jones, Jarrett Boykin, Jeremy Ross
Tight ends (4) — Jermichael Finley, Ryan Taylor, Andrew Quarless, Brandon Bostick
Offensive linemen (8) — Evan Dietrich-Smith, T.J. Lang, Josh Sitton, David Bakhtiari, Don Barclay, Marshall Newhouse, Greg Van Roten, Lane Taylor
Defensive linemen (8) — Datone Jones, B.J. Raji, C.J. Wilson, Ryan Pickett, Mike Daniels, Mike Neal, Johnny Jolly, Josh Boyd
Inside linebackers (5) — A.J. Hawk, Brad Jones, Robert Francois, Jamari Lattimore, Sam Barrington
Outside linebackers (4) — Clay Matthews, Nick Perry, Andy Mulumba, Nate Palmer
Cornerbacks (6) — Tramon Williams, Sam Shields, Casey Hayward, Davon House, Micah Hyde, Jarrett Bush
Safeties (4) — Morgan Burnett, M.D. Jennings, Jerron McMillian, Chris Banjo
Specialists (3) — Mason Crosby, Tim Masthay, Brett Goode

I don't think there was ever too much question of which WRs were going to make 53 man at this point. Boykin probably would have been there last year if Driver didn't get a charity season.

The Packers released FB Jonathan Amosa, T Andrew Datko, S David Fulton, C Garth Gerhart, RB Alex Green, T Kevin Hughes, WR Charles Johnson, C Patrick Lewis, LB Terrell Manning, CB Loyce Means, DT Jordan Miller, LB Dezman Moses, TE Matthew Mulligan, CB James Nixon, S Chaz Powell, LB Donte Savage, CB Brandon Smith, TE Jake Stoneburner, WR Tyrone Walker, WR Myles White, TE D.J. Williams and QB Vince Young.

I feel like Jordan Miller got a decent bit of praise from the staff, probably the only guy I'm kind of surprised about, but in the other hand, Johnny Jolly probably took his spot by making good effort in his comeback to the league. Free of the purple drank, he's looking to get his fixings by taking down QBs.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

When it comes to food, you might be the smartest person in this thread.

A smart Raiders fan?

 

[Greg]

I wish someone would cook for me.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

lol I love this thread

 

[Futurevoid]

Yup. There are perks to being married. I cook for myself on Sundays, and that's it. Just use the slow cooker or grill/smoker.

My wife and I are so polar opposites in terms of what we like to eat, it's an impossibility for me. I love spices and big flavors and her idea of that is adding salt and pepper to a chicken breast and slow roasting it in the oven.

In other words, I do most of the cooking in my house for me. Which is fine because I love to cook (to the point where I toyed with the idea of going to culinary school for a long time and then the kids arrived...)

 

[bionic77]

youre supposed to say you paid more, not less you goobers. you dont make fun of a ralph or a croc by saying how you got your shirt at 5.99$ at target

bionic what is this, you didnt teach them anything?

I am cheap dude (this is very common in successful people). I do like nice things but I ain't about bragging.

My wife and I are so polar opposites in terms of what we like to eat, it's an impossibility for me. I love spices and big flavors and her idea of that is adding salt and pepper to a chicken breast and slow roasting it in the oven.

In other words, I do most of the cooking in my house for me. Which is fine because I love to cook (to the point where I toyed with the idea of going to culinary school for a long time and then the kids arrived...)

Only cooking I do is on the grill. My wife is awesome and cooks 90% of the stuff according to my tastes. In exchange I don't bitch more than an hour over designer purses.

 

[WanderingWind]

Oh, and little tip, if the lobster you're paying for has a curled tail like that, the cook/chef over cooked it. Looks like it was pretty much rubber.

 

[jakncoke]

Olive Garden is pretty average. But damn i sure love their sweet tea and breadsticks haha

 

[Alligatorjandro]

My wife and I are so polar opposites in terms of what we like to eat, it's an impossibility for me. I love spices and big flavors and her idea of that is adding salt and pepper to a chicken breast and slow roasting it in the oven.

In other words, I do most of the cooking in my house for me. Which is fine because I love to cook (to the point where I toyed with the idea of going to culinary school for a long time and then the kids arrived...)

lol

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Yup. There are perks to being married. I cook for myself on Sundays, and that's it. Just use the slow cooker or grill/smoker.

Can never go wrong with that. You and Chan could totally join my cook club.

A smart Raiders fan?

I was just talking about food, Chan has some uuuuh questionable opinions about other stuff.

I wish someone would cook for me.

I would cook for you. Shit, my home made tacos are the shit. So are my new home made burgers.