You pussy.
I hope for all the bad things to happen to everyones team. Injuries, plague, STDs, arrests, etc. This includes the Steelers.
And I hope that Pats team plane crashes into the stadium killing all of the team and destroying the stadium.
Real talk:
Cam's smile always looks so fake to me.
*Hugs $327 55" TV*
Also, Rodgers missing the Thanksgiving Day game?
This is a good day so far.
You sure as heck didn't make me a bitching avatar.
Fuck it, confirmed I will be following the Texans this week!
I don't want anything to do with baseball but I have to be honest in how I feel.Best fans in baseball were saying that after the Sox clinched last week. Do you really want yourself associated with those scum?
Peyton's guns will make a guy smile.
I don't want anything to do with baseball but I have to be honest in how I feel.
The only question right now is who do I hate more, the Steelers or the Patriots? Probably still the Patriots but the Steelers are a strong no.2 in that category.
You pussy.
I hope for all the bad things to happen to everyones team. Injuries, plague, STDs, arrests, etc. This includes the Steelers.
And I hope that Pats team plane crashes into the stadium killing all of the team and destroying the stadium.
Real talk:
Cam's smile always looks so fake to me.
Peyton's guns will make a guy smile.
That's... excessive.
MAYVILLE | All is not fair in love and football.
Thats what one Illinois man found out last night during the intense Packers/Bears game that led him to use an electronic stun gun on his wife.
John Grant, 42, of Tinley Park, made his initial appearance today on the charge of use of an electric weapon.
A 12:39 a.m. a Mayville Police officer responded to Dans King Pin, 31 N. Main St., to speak to a woman who reported that her husband had used a stun gun on her three times while at Sidelines Tap, 111 S. Main St.
The wife said that while the two were smoking cigarettes outside of Sidelines, Grant had used the stun gun twice on her butt and once on her thigh. She said that she has burn marks on her butt although she did not request emergency medical treatment.
After the game the two walked back to the semi-truck that they call home and Grant was angry. He threw his wifes dog out of the truck and would not let the woman in. At that time she walked back to Dans King Pin to use a telephone.
Grant said that the two had made a bet on the game as she is a Packers fan and hes a Bears fan. If the Packers lost, she would be shocked with the stun gun.
In reviewing the womans text messages about the bet and a cellphone video, the officer determined that she did make the bet with her husband and that she did consent to having a stun gun being used on her. She told the officers that she didnt think her husband would actually use the weapon on her.
The woman filled out a no consent form prior to the officer speaking with Grant. The form was considered void after reviewing the texts and video. In searching Grants semi-truck, police found a black stun gun. He was then taken into custody.
If convicted, Grant faces up to $10,000 in fines and up to six years in prison. Stun guns are illegal in Wisconsin without a conceal and carry permit. The man did not have a conceal and carry permit in any state. A Horicon Police officer and Dodge County Sheriffs deputy also responded to the incident.
Step out of your mother's basement and step on a stool and say that to my face.Bionic is a crybaby ass biiiiiiiiitch
Step from behind your wife and wrestle me.Step out of your mother's basement and step on a stool and say that to my face.
Step from behind your wife and wrestle me.
Steve Smith weighs in on the Incognito/Martin situation:
Real talk:
Cam's smile always looks so fake to me.
The most real thing in that gif is the mannequin.
how redneck do you have to be to make a bet that whoever loses gets hit with the stun gun?
also, what a bitch bet welcher.
You know who's having his 24th birthday today?
Maybe someone shoves a candle up his ass in jail to celebrate this joyous occasion.
I don't wrestle with midgets.Step from behind your wife and wrestle me.
Man he's like a few months older than me.You know who's having his 24th birthday today?
Maybe someone shoves a candle up his ass in jail to celebrate this joyous occasion.
You left out the best part.
Sounds like Gata's living situation.After the game the two walked back to the semi-truck that they call home and Grant was angry. He threw his wifes dog out of the truck and would not let the woman in. At that time she walked back to Dans King Pin to use a telephone.
Man he's like a few months older than me.
You guys are just old.Damn. youre a little tyke.
And being happy.
Then why mention it at all? We all think NFL players are asked to destroy others for a living? What???? Again, what the fuck are you talking about... and yet you are still wrong. Basic military training is a form of hazing(albeit light). So the military does accept it. Nowhere did i say the Military accepts all forms of hazing. I agree that the type of hazing that is going on with Incognito/Martin would never be accepted in today's military (and for good reason). You seem to be hung up on that as if i am defending that behavior. I am not. I am saying that i can understand how NFL players would be defensive over the issue because its something the vast majority of people do not experience and know nothing about. I would be similarly defensive if some civilian, who has never worn the uniform, tried to lecture me about what he/she thinks is wrong with how trainee's may be treated in basic.
Name any other employer that vets their employees with 8-12 weeks of sleep deprivation, intimidation, yelling, screaming, physical and mental exhaustion, and so on? The vetting process gets even more intense if you choose to become a part of any of the elite military groups(seals, rangers, tacp).
I will mention this again, being as you seem to gloss right over it... Basic military training is an initiation process where you must endure significant hardship. Hardship that is placed on you that is meant to break you down. You must be built back up and earn the right to be a part of the group. This is hazing!
Just because you are trying so damn hard to take the high road and condemn hazing in any form as bad or completely unacceptable doesn't mean basic is not a form of hazing.
These guys bash each other for a living. They break bones and bust knees and scramble brains. How can you possible impose the workplace rules of an accountants office on a profession like that?
These guys bash each other for a living. They break bones and bust knees and scramble brains. How can you possible impose the workplace rules of an accountants office on a profession like that?
Trent Bust :'(
LOLOL.
This is why Brady is awesome.and ya know, all the numbers.
LOLOL.
This is why Brady is awesome.and ya know, all the numbers.
You're such a good Browns fan. I remember when Kave and BG were still my Brady loving bros, now they are just mean and stuff.
I don't know why, but I love Cam.
Did you make a 2 week bet with Fox?
Brady "Hey Bro, it is Dildo night with Gisele, fuck my performance on the field!"
Did you make a 2 week bet with Fox?
The Pats needed "good vibes" or whatever from Dutch to beat the Dolphins? lol.No, Pats are on 2-game win streak since he donned that avatar so he sees it as a sign of good luck.
It wasn't great but Gata owns that honor.This is the worst attempt at a joke ever. Seriously, it physically hurts me to read it.
No, but it's good luck. Would be a shame to get rid of it.
The Pats needed "good vibes" or whatever from Dutch to beat the Dolphins? lol.
Talk about lowered expectations.
It wasn't great but Gata owns that honor.
He has been sucking at hall of fame levels for years now.
It wasn't great but Gata owns that honor.
He has been sucking at hall of fame levels for years now.
If you do not try you will never succeed.Gata makes me laugh regularly.
Don't pull te German card, don't pull the German card...
The Pats needed "good vibes" or whatever from Dutch to beat the Dolphins? lol.
Talk about lowered expectations.
Let's try again...
I'm replying to crap like that by pointing out, once again, that in a much more brutal profession than the NFL, we still don't tolerate this sort of behavior.
I'm sorry to hear you had such a harsh basic experience and that it's clearly scarred you for life. That's not how it works anymore. And it's 100% moot to the argument at hand.
I'm not the one that said military training is anything like the NFL. I said the opposite. Now you're stressing about sleep deprivation, intensity, etc. Do you have a point or are you just rambling?
There's nothing in your post that responds to what I've said or brought any relevant information to the topic at hand. Now you're just saying that you agree with me, but I can't judge NFL locker room culture because I'm not in the NFL? Because you wouldn't like a non-military person to point out problems in military culture, perceived or otherwise?
Preposterous. There's a reason that the military's senior leadership is always civilians, oftentimes folks who have never worn the uniform. They provide oversight and sanity checks to prevent a bad cultural mindset to take hold, stagnate, and ruin a good thing. Kind of like what happened in the Dolphins locker room.
Name any other employer that vets their employees with 8-12 weeks of sleep deprivation, intimidation, yelling, screaming, physical and mental exhaustion, and so on? Name any other place where this type of behaviour is acceptable. The vetting process gets even more intense if you choose to become a part of any of the elite military groups(seals, rangers, tacp).
I will mention this again, being as you seem to gloss right over it... Basic military training is an initiation process where you must endure significant hardship. Hardship that is placed on you that is meant to break you down. You must be built back up and earn the right to be a part of the group. This is hazing!
You're such a good Browns fan. I remember when Kave and BG were still my Brady loving bros, now they are just mean and stuff.
I don't know why, but I love Cam.
My jokes are bad on purpose.