"HEY BRAH, HOW ABOUT [$50 LESS THAN ASKING PRICE] FOR YOUR PHONE?"
Me: "Time to sign someone up for Porn spam."
I listed my phone for $440 he low balled me $380, I told him $439.99. He came up to $435 after 10 exchanges. When we met at the Starbucks he said can you do $400? Fuckin poors. I walked away and ran after me like a used cars salesman.
Ontop of that he was like noooo don't erase your phone data, you has 2,000 songs on there. I'm like fuck you asshole, that's another $400.