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[Milchjon]

That's because they're the worst.

They are the Britta of the NFL

I'll take it. She always was the hotter girl.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I heard that Tom Brady is so handsome, the Patriots had to destroy all mirrors at Gilette, because when he looks into his own eyes a handsome-vortex will destroy the entire universe. It's also unfair to the competition, because they usually fall in love when they see him out on the field.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

What kind of shitty ass Thursday Night Football game is this? Cleveland Browns and Buffalo Bills should be regulated to Sunday morning games on FOX forever.

AFC isn't Fox.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

That's a lot of tacos.

Youngry

 

[Konka]

AFC isn't Fox.

Beat me to it.

 

[Tabris]

I'll take it. She always was the hotter girl.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=alison+brie

 

[Tabris]

AFC isn't Fox.

I actually didn't realize that, but I was just picking the worst coverage of football to make a point that the Browns and Bills don't deserve more than that.

 

[Milchjon]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=alison+brie

Psssh, I put a lot of highly scientific research into that conclusion.

 

[Fox318]

Jets should trade Sanchez to the Bucs

 

[Himynameischris]

lol Cowboys trash talking Peyton and the Broncos?! Do they want to lose by 100?

 

[minx]

LOL at Lunchbox posting pics trying to be a baller when in reality he is a skinny bitch at 5'6" 140 lbs wearing Abercrombie and cargo shorts. So much Fail.

 

[Fox318]

lol Cowboys trash talking Peyton and the Broncos?! Do they want to lose by 100?

Denver Broncos 90210
Dallas Cowboys 3

 

[effzee]

lol Cowboys trash talking Peyton and the Broncos?! Do they want to lose by 100?

Where? What?

I hope Denver shits all over Dallas.

 

[Himynameischris]

Where? What?

I hope Denver shits all over Dallas.

Cowboys D not scared of Peyton, sick of hearing about him


Tony Romo on Broncos secondary

 

[Feep]

I have a couple hours to bite on this fantasy trade.

I would trade Matt Ryan and Ray Rice for CJ Spiller.

This seems like a rough trade on paper, but I have Peyton as my primary QB, and Matt Ryan is doing nothing for me on the bench. Couldn't get much for him on the open market.

I know there's a fantasy thread somewhere but I couldn't find it = (

Yes/no?

 

[cajunator]

Cowboys D not scared of Peyton, sick of hearing about him


Tony Romo on Broncos secondary

Honestly, thats kind of the attitude you want your defense to have. I was watching one of those NFL Films docus and John Randle was talking about Brett Favre and how he saw him as just another guy on the field to be stopped. Thats how the Vikings approached a then great Packers team and beat them. By not accepting that they were simply unbeatable.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

LOL at Lunchbox posting pics trying to be a baller when in reality he is a skinny bitch at 5'6" 140 lbs wearing Abercrombie and cargo shorts. So much Fail.

Go easy on him. How would you like it if your dad bought all your friends in your life?

 

[squicken]

Miley finally did topless photos. Guess porn is next

I have a couple hours to bite on this fantasy trade.

I would trade Matt Ryan and Ray Rice for CJ Spiller.

This seems like a rough trade on paper, but I have Peyton as my primary QB, and Matt Ryan is doing nothing for me on the bench. Couldn't get much for him on the open market.

I know there's a fantasy thread somewhere but I couldn't find it = (

Yes/no?

So Rice for Spiller? I'd rather have Rice just b/c of injuries

 

[MechDX]

Cowboys D not scared of Peyton, sick of hearing about him


Tony Romo on Broncos secondary

Not completely untrue. Look at who they have played.

 

[Himynameischris]

Honestly, thats kind of the attitude you want your defense to have. I was watching one of those NFL Films docus and John Randle was talking about Brett Favre and how he saw him as just another guy on the field to be stopped. Thats how the Vikings approached a then great Packers team and beat them. By not accepting that they were simply unbeatable.

It's a great way to think, but saying it the way they do just leaves for bulletin board material, not that I think Manning needs that stuff anyways, he just goes about his work.

 

[Wes]

Alex Flanagan in the Browns locker room. I think this is the closest we'll get to dating.

 

[Feep]

Miley finally did topless photos. Guess porn is next



So Rice for Spiller? I'd rather have Rice just b/c of injuries

I mean, when Spiller is healthy, he gets tons of touches. The Ravens ran 50 passes and 9 rushes in the last game, and you can say that's because they were behind, but that's LUDICROUS, and they're going to be behind a lot. = P

Plus Rice has been injured, too...

 

[cdyhybrid]

Alex Flanagan in the Browns locker room. I think this is the closest we'll get to dating.

You're British, right? Should be easy pickings with that accent.

 

[Wes]

You're British, right? Should be easy pickings with that accent.

I really need to fly to the US and just talk in the street.

 

[chuckddd]

I really need to fly to the US and just talk in the street.

RIP Wes.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Alex Flanagan in the Browns locker room. I think this is the closest we'll get to dating.

Are you the guy from hey ladies and the daily show?

 

[Bowser]

Freeman comin' for Fraudgers job:

Packers running backs coach Alex Van Pelt was Freeman’s position coach in Tampa Bay in 2010 and 2011, and said “No doubt” when asked whether Freeman could still be an NFL starter.

“I loved Josh,” Van Pelt said, via Rob Demovsky of ESPN.com. “Josh and I had a good working relationship. He was nothing but a pro when I was there with him. He was never late for meetings. We actually had 6:30 [a.m.] quarterback meetings; we were an hour before anybody else, and I never had an issue or anything like that. He did everything that I asked him to do.

“He was a great teammate, watched him work around the other guys and had a lot of respect for him. I don’t know what happened, but I know the guy that I was there with I really enjoyed being with.”

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/10/03/packers-assistant-raves-about-josh-freeman/

 

[cdyhybrid]

I really need to fly to the US and just talk in the street.

1) Go to bar
2) "Excuse me ladies, I'm new in town and was wondering if you could suggest some places to visit"
3) Wrap it up

 

[squicken]

I mean, when Spiller is healthy, he gets tons of touches. The Ravens ran 50 passes and 9 rushes in the last game, and you can say that's because they were behind, but that's LUDICROUS, and they're going to be behind a lot. = P

Plus Rice has been injured, too...

It's not easy either way. Rice will be the feature guy when he's healthy, and they will throw to him. Spiller would seem to have a higher ceiling

 

[Wes]

Are you the guy from hey ladies and the daily show?

More Stephen Merchant (I'm 6'6") than John Oliver, although I'm not as awkward around women as he is in Hello Ladies.

 

[Konka]

1) Go to bar
2) "Excuse me ladies, I'm new in town and was wondering if you could suggest some places to visit"
3) Wrap it up

 

[DoubleTap]

I really need to fly to the US and just talk in the street.

Go to Wisconsin.

 

[Milchjon]

I really need to fly to the US and just talk in the street.

Please tell me Milwaukee really is like this.

Alas, a German accent will probably have the opposite impact.

 

[MechDX]

Houston Texans ‏@HoustonTexans 3h
RT @DeepSlant: Phillips (on Schaub) We've got the leading WR of the league & Offensive Rookie of month WR. Somebody's throwing them the ball

Wade is a got damn quote machine. jnc

 

[squicken]

Is Tomlin the Pirates coach too?

 

[Wes]

Go to Wisconsin.

Is that where they breed the hockey goalies?

 

[See You Next Wednesday]

Freeman comin' for Fraudgers job:



http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/10/03/packers-assistant-raves-about-josh-freeman/

Aaron Rodgers can go suck an egg, he had weapons on his offense to make him look good.
That's why Matt Flynn set that record when he played one game & hasn't done shit since with other teams.
Put King Taco Bell on the Packers & he'll, at worst, have the same record as Rodgers has right now.

 

[Fox318]

Wes just needs to go and ask the Women one thing:

How much do you hate Birmingham City ?

 

[cdyhybrid]

Wes, you're gonna be the hook at the Vegas NFL-Age meetup. You'll go find some group of girls at the club, bring them back, and I'll pretend to be your British friend.

 

[Wes]

In exchange for some money to spend on the tables, sure.

Wes just needs to go and ask the Women one thing:

How much do you hate Birmingham City ?

Heck, if they've even seen a proper football match and not felt the urge to switch channels I'll consider myself on to a winner.

 

[Godslay]

Honestly, thats kind of the attitude you want your defense to have. I was watching one of those NFL Films docus and John Randle was talking about Brett Favre and how he saw him as just another guy on the field to be stopped. Thats how the Vikings approached a then great Packers team and beat them. By not accepting that they were simply unbeatable.

It works if you have the talent and skill to do it. Do the Cowboys? Possibly. The problem they have is the defensive scheme they run.

Not completely untrue. Look at who they have played.

Well they are beating the teams they put in front of them. Not squeakers either. Should beat less talented teams like that, but yeah the teams we've played haven't been good so far.

 

[cdyhybrid]

In exchange for some money to spend on the tables, sure.



Heck, if they've even seen a proper football match and not felt the urge to switch channels I'll consider myself on to a winner.

Well, if we have a table we won't even need you. We'll be swimming in table-chasers. Maybe you can sweet talk a waitress into a free bottle or something.

 

[MechDX]

It works if you have the talent and skill to do it. Do the Cowboys? Possibly. The problem they have is the defensive scheme they run.



Well they are beating the teams they put in front of them. Not squeakers either. Should beat less talented teams like that, but yeah the teams we've played haven't been good so far.

Wasn't a knock on the Broncos. Can only play the teams you are scheduled to play but yeah, it is true.

 

[Milchjon]

This video...

a) It's kinda hilarious how they show a female fan all the way through the "A handy guide for those who need a boost in their football IQ" part.

b) It's fucking stupid how they still love to highlight celebrations that aren't even allowed anymore. I will never understand why they'd ban any kind of celebration. It's an incredibly slow game between the actual plays anyway, what difference do a few seconds more or less make. It's entertainment.

 

[Fox318]

In exchange for some money to spend on the tables, sure.



Heck, if they've even seen a proper football match and not felt the urge to switch channels I'll consider myself on to a winner.

Outside of MLS, World Cup Matches, and a few key games they really don't do a good job showing soccer here.

Doesn't help that the term Football makes people nationalistic here.

 

[squicken]

Outside of MLS, World Cup Matches, and a few key games they really don't do a good job showing soccer here.

Doesn't help that the term Football makes people nationalistic here.

Why don't you two go find the Communism thread and discuss your treason ball there

 

[Coldnoodle]

Kave's two favourite teams facing off.

HOW WILL HE SURVIVE

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

300 bucks bro, did the monthly paycheck come in. in what third world state does people still carry paper when there's plastic

maybe you can buy these shades on my desk if you save up

Why are you showing off an E90 key? Lol poor.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Wade is a got damn quote machine. jnc

Didn't Sherman get NFC defensive player of the month? Somebody's throwing him the ball too.

 

[Wes]

Why don't you two go find the Communism thread and discuss your treason ball there

You guys should call it American Football too. Stop being so unpatriotic.