This is a lie.
Every team* should win every week if it were not for a bad offensive coordinator, if they started the backup qb, and/or if God didn't hate that particular fanbase.
* This does not apply to teams in Ohio.
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NFL 2014 Week 11 |OT| - The Quarterback Duel of the Decade Out of the Shadows
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Every team* should win every week if it were not for a bad offensive coordinator, if they started the backup qb, and/or if God didn't hate that particular fanbase.
* This does not apply to teams in Ohio.
You go gata!
Is that Jared Lorenzen?
Never seen a game like that. Badgers didn't even try to throw the football, and he still was getting 15 yards a pop. Bo Pellini is a clown show.
yankeehater
Member
Garbage ass Nick Foles put up 20 on that Cards D, man Fattford is even worse then I thought.
Belated, but the operations manager for the Saints ended up giving the Bengals fans a signed football and a bunch of swag.
Then let us proclaim that America's Team should rise up and defend America from those that seek to destroy her. With the great wall of Dallas rebuilt a star rises in the east, to shine bright and give hope to millions. No camcorders or uggs shall break our will. Let us unite under this star in the east and protect our beloved country!
yankeehater
Member
I would take the Cowboys over the Pats for sure. Go Romo!
Nemesis121
Member
You will be Lucky if Romo can beat 6-10 Falcon in their Dome..
The_Darkest_Red
Member
I would rather an expansion team owned by Satan win the SB than the Patriots. Lesser of two evils.
I need Antonio Brown to show up tonight and not shit the bed like last week. K thanks.
Not afraid of the cowardly Ryan, Dallas went into hawks home and smacked them. Oline is finally healthy again Romo and Murray will feast.
I also need 10 from him to win this week.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Can't go 8-8 without that 8th win
Same.
edit: I also got the Steelers D. Better not make the Titans look like the Green Bays.
I love heartwarming stories..Gray probably won't touch the ball next week but anyway
I need Brown and Bryant combined to outscore Bell by 8. Gronk had to go shit on the Colts with his meaningless TD
Squall ASF
Member
Oh KASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Let me start by saying 9-1 Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitches! Still your NFL Overlords! Still undefeated at home and in the conference. Now 3 games ahead of both garbage Chickens and Niners for the division and now two games ahead of the Lions for the #1 seed! Woooooooooooh!
On a serious note: GG Lions-GAF you guys are classy and I'm sorry for the frustration you must feel with your offense. You guys still control your own destiny and the only games I see you losing are NE and GB so you should make the playoffs, take heart. Ignore the next bit, I'm just going to have some fun with Kas.
As for Kas, Kas, my homie, let's roll through some of the things you were dead wrong on:
Kas Prediction: Lions D-Line will destroy Stanton and he'll do nothing.
Actual Occurrence: Lions didn't get a single sack but Cardinals sure did! 2 TDs for Stanton
Kas Prediction: Stafford will destroy us with his arm
Actual Occurrence: Fatford couldn't get a single TD, not even when you started a possession more or less in the redzone after a terrible Stanton pick, truly the greatest QB ever! HAHAHAHA
Another Occurance: Peterson shut Megatron the fuck down! Tate shmate, he did nothing. As good as your Lion D is, Cardinals was better. Only 6 points and it should have been 3 if not for that dumb pick. Also coulda shoulda woulda had another TD if not for other stupid pick or at least a FG but credit to Lion D for creating pressure. Those were the only truly bad throws he's made this season, your D is legit as we already knew but kudos to our OL for preventing any sacks, this was a real test and they passed
Lions D-Line prevented us running much as expected, just like the Rams. Hopefully we'll be able to run again now that we're going against lesser lines. Stanton is good when poised but needs to look at the tape and learn from those picks. One in particular was a terrible terrible throw and both were really costly locations which could have changed the outcome of the game. The good news is there's only one or two other teams in the league with as deadly a D-Line so Stanton should hopefully have more success going down the road besides when we play STL again. Honestly, I'm more worried about the Lambs on Thur night than SEA or SF at this point. Peterson with yet another amazing consecutive performance, really looking as though he's turned the corner. Take notes, Dick Sherman! Yes Cdy, Peterson is elite
On a serious note: GG Lions-GAF you guys are classy and I'm sorry for the frustration you must feel with your offense. You guys still control your own destiny and the only games I see you losing are NE and GB so you should make the playoffs, take heart. Ignore the next bit, I'm just going to have some fun with Kas.
As for Kas, Kas, my homie, let's roll through some of the things you were dead wrong on:
Kas Prediction: Lions D-Line will destroy Stanton and he'll do nothing.
Actual Occurrence: Lions didn't get a single sack but Cardinals sure did! 2 TDs for Stanton
Kas Prediction: Stafford will destroy us with his arm
Actual Occurrence: Fatford couldn't get a single TD, not even when you started a possession more or less in the redzone after a terrible Stanton pick, truly the greatest QB ever! HAHAHAHA
Another Occurance: Peterson shut Megatron the fuck down! Tate shmate, he did nothing. As good as your Lion D is, Cardinals was better. Only 6 points and it should have been 3 if not for that dumb pick. Also coulda shoulda woulda had another TD if not for other stupid pick or at least a FG but credit to Lion D for creating pressure. Those were the only truly bad throws he's made this season, your D is legit as we already knew but kudos to our OL for preventing any sacks, this was a real test and they passed
Lions D-Line prevented us running much as expected, just like the Rams. Hopefully we'll be able to run again now that we're going against lesser lines. Stanton is good when poised but needs to look at the tape and learn from those picks. One in particular was a terrible terrible throw and both were really costly locations which could have changed the outcome of the game. The good news is there's only one or two other teams in the league with as deadly a D-Line so Stanton should hopefully have more success going down the road besides when we play STL again. Honestly, I'm more worried about the Lambs on Thur night than SEA or SF at this point. Peterson with yet another amazing consecutive performance, really looking as though he's turned the corner. Take notes, Dick Sherman! Yes Cdy, Peterson is elite
I love heartwarming stories..Gray probably won't touch the ball next week but anyway
I need Brown and Bryant combined to outscore Bell by 8. Gronk had to go shit on the Colts with his meaningless TD
I picked up Gray to replace Bradshaw. It's a gamble but fuck it.
Sorry for the late response, I was cultivating my hate chi through some morning Yoga.
It looked pretty bad in terms of how violent it was and how Sanders crumpled. It was a clean hit for the most part. One could argue that it was a hit on a defenseless receiver, but the DB tried to make a play and the timing was right. He also lead with 90% shoulder. I don't think he should get fined, but I'm not the league so who knows?
As far as one great team, no there isn't at this point imo.
It doesn't matter cause the refs man. THE REFS!
Squall ASF
Member
Dallas has four more road games...still the only team undefeated on the road.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Don't worry, I'll buy a cowboy hat and some boots as soon as I come out of the plane. I'll fit in just fine!
I want to play against Tabris and Willem.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Tornado warning
cool
cool
Go outside and try to tackle it while yelling "GRONK GRONK!"
Also take videos.
This might actually be the most important development for the Patriots. Even with Casey Walker a healthy scratch, Chandler Jones out with an injury, and Sealver Siliga on IR-Recall, the Patriots dominated on the defensive line with Wilfork playing a reduced number of snaps. Awesome.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
Jesus Fucking Hell Christ
I love borland!
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
Goddamn Belichick's blackened heart. How the holy fuck does he keep finding people like this? This is just obscene. He's has clearly made a pact with both heaven and hell.
The_Darkest_Red
Member
Oh boy... This is going to be even harder than I thought. I don't live in the Midwest or Texas.
Trial and error? For every decent guy he finds there are several busts as well. And if he made a pact, hopefully he made it for a SB win.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Oh boy... This is going to be even harder than I thought. I don't live in the Midwest or Texas.
Maybe just the boots then!
You live in Tennessee right?
ScottSullivan
Member
When the 49ers drafted him I was like, "Wtf another Linebacker? WE DONT NEED THAT"
Glad to eat crow, dude just has a nose for the ball and he's so short the blockers don't even see him half the time lol
Oh KASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Let me start by saying 9-1 Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitches! Still your NFL Overlords! Still undefeated at home and in the conference. Now 3 games ahead of both garbage Chickens and Niners for the division and now two games ahead of the Lions for the #1 seed! Woooooooooooh!
On a serious note: GG Lions-GAF you guys are classy and I'm sorry for the frustration you must feel with your offense. You guys still control your own destiny and the only games I see you losing are NE and GB so you should make the playoffs, take heart. Ignore the next bit, I'm just going to have some fun with Kas.
As for Kas, Kas, my homie, let's roll through some of the things you were dead wrong on:
Kas Prediction: Lions D-Line will destroy Stanton and he'll do nothing.
Actual Occurrence: Lions didn't get a single sack but Cardinals sure did! 2 TDs for Stanton
Kas Prediction: Stafford will destroy us with his arm
Actual Occurrence: Fatford couldn't get a single TD, not even when you started a possession more or less in the redzone after a terrible Stanton pick, truly the greatest QB ever! HAHAHAHA
Another Occurance: Peterson shut Megatron the fuck down! Tate shmate, he did nothing. As good as your Lion D is, Cardinals was better. Only 6 points and it should have been 3 if not for that dumb pick. Also coulda shoulda woulda had another TD if not for other stupid pick or at least a FG but credit to Lion D for creating pressure. Those were the only truly bad throws he's made this season, your D is legit as we already knew but kudos to our OL for preventing any sacks, this was a real test and they passed
Lions D-Line prevented us running much as expected, just like the Rams. Hopefully we'll be able to run again now that we're going against lesser lines. Stanton is good when poised but needs to look at the tape and learn from those picks. One in particular was a terrible terrible throw and both were really costly locations which could have changed the outcome of the game. The good news is there's only one or two other teams in the league with as deadly a D-Line so Stanton should hopefully have more success going down the road besides when we play STL again. Honestly, I'm more worried about the Lambs on Thur night than SEA or SF at this point. Peterson with yet another amazing consecutive performance, really looking as though he's turned the corner. Take notes, Dick Sherman! Yes Cdy, Peterson is elite
Peterson only covered one side of the field, he's not elite.
Luck. His real blackened heart moves is when he gives no fucks and trades away players like Mankins, looks like and asshat to start the season then the O Line gels and random dude runs for 2 bills.
Oh Shit. I didn't know Bradshaw broke his ankle. Trent is going to run for a G.
Squall ASF
Member
Jnc awesome response. Peterson did cover him for the vast vast majority of the game, however. He also followed Dez everywhere so yes, elite
I already complained we weren't letting him follow Calvin all over before the game but glad it worked out to where he was on Calvin most of it anyway.Who Gray?
Did you see the holes he got to run through?
Only Trent Truck would miss those.
The biggest difference in that game was the running game. It looked competitive at some parts, but it never really was. Not when a team can run the call like that, and you're struggling to even scrap for yards.
What grade would NFL-GAF give Pagano as a coach.
C+. Never should've let Arians leave. He's an A++ coach.
I've never been impressed with Pagano as a HC. It would have been callous, but they should have kept Arians. Pagano is a slightly better version of Rowboat Ron.
Grover Cleveland
Member
Jonathan Jones ‏@jjones9 27m27 minutes ago
The Panthers did not get a visit from DEA officials like some other teams around the NFL, according to team spokesman
The narcs only visited road teams but it doesn't matter.
We have the worst roids in history and the supplier should get out of the business if we're actually using.
Ol Charmin soft ass team
The Panthers did not get a visit from DEA officials like some other teams around the NFL, according to team spokesman
The narcs only visited road teams but it doesn't matter.
We have the worst roids in history and the supplier should get out of the business if we're actually using.
Ol Charmin soft ass team
Jnc awesome response. Peterson did cover him for the vast vast majority of the game, however. He also followed Dez everywhere so yes, elite
Golden Tate is better than Megatron at this point. As my good friend :kas says, look at the stats. Peterson can't be elite if he covers the #2 receiver most of the game.
yankeehater
Member
F, Colts would have easily beat the Eagles earlier if they had let Luck pass.
He is a likable guy but he has no sense at all of what to do on offense. Trent is a bust, just cut him and move on already. It is like they are trying to get production from him to make the trade look less bad.
manfestival
Member
lavonte and gerald deserve awards for what they have been doing. Both players are superstars
He is no BOB. You should let him and go and hire Josh McDaniels as both HC and GM
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