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[Bread]

The Falcons make me want to light my penis on fire so often, but now the Braves are making me do the same thing today.

it's your avatar

the fail is contagious

 

[JNA]

Eli.

Hey, you didn't say positive gifs.

 

[Milchjon]

LEAVE GATA ALONE

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

Eli.

Hey, you didn't say positive gifs.

Fuck this is true. Eli has so many dopey moments.

 

[Mrbob]

Too much Rodgers overload happening in this thread currently. We need to find happier Packers gifs like this one:

Or this:

 

[bionic77]

I'll avatar bet you that you took notes while reading that "how does sex work" thread intently.

What happened in that thread?

Looks hilarious but I never had time to check it out.

Also Bucket you can't have sex with imaginary people*.


* unless you print them out on a pillow or other inanimate object,

 

[Grover Cleveland]

The Falcons make me want to light my penis on fire so often, but now the Braves are making me do the same thing today.

Remember when J-Hey was the next Willie Mays?

 

[Buckethead]

Also Bucket you can't have sex with imaginary people*.

No need to be salty because your wife never puts out.

 

[RBH]

Remember when J-Hey was the next Willie Mays?

http://replygif.net/i/1223.gif[img][/QUOTE]

I was there live for Heyward's very first game, when he hit a home run off of Zambrano in his very first at-bat.

I was so hyped up that day and after that first season. :(

 

[bionic77]

No need to be salty because your wife never puts out.

We had sex last night!

No purses were exchanged.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Every time that halo MCC commercial plays it turns my Xbox one on

 

[MechDX]

We had sex last night!

No purses were exchanged.

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[Greg]

Too much Rodgers overload happening in this thread currently. We need to find happier Packers gifs like this one:

Or this:

I wonder why there's a lack of bears gifs in your post

 

[Buckethead]

I wonder why there's a lack of bears gifs in your post

Posting pictures of Cutler's vagina can get you banned.

 

[sf2fanatic]

:jnc @this page

 

[Talon]

Based Rodgers

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Remember when J-Hey was the next Willie Mays?

'Cism. Why can't he be the next JD Drew?

 

[Goro Majima]

We had sex last night!

No purses were exchanged.

I noted you only specified purses!

Also does she know you're shit talking her from your internet closet?

 

[Talon]

'Cism. Why can't he be the next JD Drew?

Because he's actually good at playing the field and running bases?

 

[bionic77]

Pics or it didn't happen

We don't make porn in my household.

Maybe I will have some baby pics as proof. Just wait 1-9 months!

 

[chuckddd]

Tonight's the night! The night the Steelers set the Titans franchise 5 years by making them believe that Mettenberger is better than Roethlisberger!



e - 1-9 months? WTF, are you married to some sort of purse hoarding alien, bionic?

 

[Goro Majima]

We don't make porn in my household.

Maybe I will have some baby pics as proof. Just wait 1-9 months!

So she may or may not be 8 months pregnant? She's really really fat isn't she?

 

[Godslay]

because people like posting here and there is no reason for that kind of dumb bet

Kids these days. Whatever happened to the good old fashioned ban bet?

It's not like you are putting your life on the line, plus it's funny really. We can all laugh at it while they are gone. Myself included if I was to be put out on the street. Live a little.

 

[ShaneB]

Berger Battle.

 

[Bread]

Because he's actually good at playing the field and running bases?

JD is a great man, leave him alone!

 

[bionic77]

I noted you only specified purses!

Also does she know you're shit talking her from your internet closet?

We are buying a washer and dryer this week but I don't think that's why I got sex.

What do you think?

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Kids these days. Whatever happened to the good old fashioned ban bet?

It's not like you are putting your life on the line, plus it's funny really. We can all laugh at it while they are gone. Myself included if I was to be put out on the street. Live a little.

You're free to leave whenever you want. None of us will argue.

 

[Nemesis121]

That's my Quarterback, 5ints mofo (

 

[zychi]

I made the mistake of shaving my beard.

I never learn. Every winter I do it. I immediately regret it.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Because he's actually good at playing the field and running bases?

Because he's more athletic?

 

[jakncoke]

Jesus OT scared to drink milk now?

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Just played some MK as White Yoshi. I feel bad for some reason.

 

[Goro Majima]

Kids these days. Whatever happened to the good old fashioned ban bet?

It's not like you are putting your life on the line, plus it's funny really. We can all laugh at it while they are gone. Myself included if I was to be put out on the street. Live a little.

I have an offseason avatar bet going with Kas over placement within the division.

I'm terrified.

If I win, we're all going to celebrate by collectively picking his avatar.

If I lose, eternal shame.

 

[bionic77]

So she may or may not be 8 months pregnant? She's really really fat isn't she?

The one month is for her periods if I missed. Though it would be probably be less than that. The 9 months is the common time used for a normal pregnancy.

You guys really do here to read about the sex!

P.S. If she is pregnant I will be buying another purse. She doesn't want more kids now.

 

[MechDX]

Kids these days. Whatever happened to the good old fashioned ban bet?

It's not like you are putting your life on the line, plus it's funny really. We can all laugh at it while they are gone. Myself included if I was to be put out on the street. Live a little.

Eastwoodgetoffmylawn.gif

 

[Godslay]

You're free to leave whenever you want. None of us will argue.

I come and go as I please. I don't need your permission to post.

 

[Bread]

Just played some MK as White Yoshi. I feel bad for some reason.

Whoa they added alt colors for yoshi!?

I might have to jump on that dlc.

 

[bionic77]

I made the mistake of shaving my beard.

I never learn. Every winter I do it. I immediately regret it.

Don't you want the beard to keep you warm in the winter? I always assumed that was the best thing about a beard (other than surprise leftovers).

 

[Bread]

Beards are great year round, fuck shaving! If a job wants me to shave and cut my hair it will absolutely make me not want to work there.

 

[MechDX]

Hired some kid at work wearing a damn Packers hat and his car has two Packers flags on it.

I should fire him.

 

[crimzonflame]

Why the hell are the Titans on MNF?

 

[chuckddd]

Beards are great year round, fuck shaving! If a job wants me to shave and cut my hair it will absolutely make me not want to work there.

Wait until Steinbrenner waves a quarter billion in front of you.

 

[jakncoke]

I thought ban bets were banned after bjorn lost 2 year long ban bets betting for kobiyashi or something.

 

[bionic77]

Hired some kid at work wearing a damn Packers hat and his car has two Packers flags on it.

I should fire him.

Being fat and/or racist is not a protected class. Not unless being a Packers fan is a disability.

Fire him and tell him why.

 

[Godslay]

I thought ban bets were banned after bjorn lost 2 year long ban bets betting for kobiyashi or something.

Yeah they are, but aren't stay away bets safe like ari and lj? I assumed they were.

 

[Bread]

Wait until Steinbrenner waves a quarter billion in front of you.

this would be me

 

[Goro Majima]

Hired some kid at work wearing a damn Packers hat and his car has two Packers flags on it.

I should fire him.

Don't fire me Mech!

(Or maybe that's MasterShake....RIP)

Beards are great year round, fuck shaving! If a job wants me to shave and cut my hair it will absolutely make me not want to work there.

Become a construction worker or something. Probably works well there.

Seriously though, beards are very difficult to pull off professionally. Most people can't pull it off and it looks out of place in the corporate world some of the time. Some people look good...hard to say.

 

[Milchjon]

I thought ban bets were banned after bjorn lost 2 year long ban bets betting for kobiyashi or something.

While I think you meant Bjork, you reminded me that Björn Werner tackled really well.

Schland!

Also, I didn't realize there was another German in the NFL, Edebali on the Saints.

Vollmer, Werner, Kuhn, Edebali, Germany taking over!!!

 

[Bread]

Some people look good...hard to say.

Well wienke, there's a reason breadstream is so damn popular

 

[zychi]

Don't you want the beard to keep you warm in the winter? I always assumed that was the best thing about a beard (other than surprise leftovers).

I just couldn't deal with the food in my face, and the constant neck itch. I'm either scruffy long beard, or stubble. I don't trim.

Seriously though, beards are very difficult to pull off professionally. Most people can't pull it off and it looks out of place in the corporate world some of the time. Some people look good...hard to say.

Yeah, I had a few month period where I didn't give a shit about my facial hair, now I kind of have to look semi presentable.