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[jakncoke]

While I think you meant Bjork, you reminded me that Björn Werner tackled really well.

Schland!

Also, I didn't realize there was another German in the NFL, Edebali on the Saints.

Vollmer, Werner, Kuhn, Edebali, Germany taking over!!!

I was close enough!

 

[eznark]

Wait, what's the complaint on that Lions punt? It was clearly down at the one. Why is kas being a dumb cunt?

 

[jbug617]

Sponsors are back for the Vikes.

@RapSheet: While waiting for Peterson ruling, #Vikings believe climate is changing. Sponsor Radisson wants to return. Pepsi is back as a banner sponsor

@RapSheet: When Adrian Peterson is given clearance to return, #Vikings believe the public will be more welcoming and ready for him.

 

[Tom Penny]

After watching Wolf of Wall Street I miss cocaine and hookers.

 

[Bread]

Sponsors are back for the Vikes.

smh

I really hope he doesn't play again this year. Dude has to prove that he is aware of what he did wrong.

 

[brentech]

Don't fire me Mech!

(Or maybe that's MasterShake....RIP)



Become a construction worker or something. Probably works well there.

Seriously though, beards are very difficult to pull off professionally. Most people can't pull it off and it looks out of place in the corporate world some of the time. Some people look good...hard to say.

Shake is around again on Madden gaf. Been playing Dota lately. Think he's just available during break from school or something.

I don't keep a crazy nasty beard, but just a few clicks of length. Not sure the last time I used an actual razor on my face. Maybe 2011 when I said I would shave when the Packers lost. My face was so cold.

 

[eznark]

Shake is around again on Madden gaf. Been playing Dota lately. Think he's just available during break from school or something.

I don't keep a crazy nasty beard, but just a few clicks of length. Not sure the last time I used an actual razor on my face. Maybe 2011 when I said I would shave when the Packers lost. My face was so cold.

Yeah but you're a kept man

 

[Fox318]

Sponsors are back for the Vikes.

NFL is waiting out the controversy hoping that people forget about it.

Wait till they dump the investigation with the rest of the trash on a Friday afternoon.

 

[brentech]

Yeah but you're a kept man

lol

I wasn't always though. Only when my stomach went full death mode on me.
When I was working an office job it was still never a problem.

 

[CrocMother]

Can Aaron Rodgers do this?

 

[JNA]

Posting pictures of Cutler's vagina can get you banned.

 

[crimzonflame]

Rodgers = Larry Bird lmao

 

[MechDX]

Don't fire me Mech!

(Or maybe that's MasterShake....RIP)



Become a construction worker or something. Probably works well there.

Seriously though, beards are very difficult to pull off professionally. Most people can't pull it off and it looks out of place in the corporate world some of the time. Some people look good...hard to say.

Where is Mastershake?

 

[Bread]

Rodgers = Larry Bird lmao

Cam = Michael Olowokandi

 

[JNA]

Can Aaron Rodgers do this?

Been there, done that.

 

[eznark]

Can Aaron Rodgers do this?

Throw touchdowns against abysmal football teams? Yup.

 

[Farooq]

Can Aaron Rodgers do this?

Probably. Rodgers is not human.

 

[Buckethead]

That TD he threw to Cobb against the Rams is better than Romo's career combined.

 

[Mrbob]

Rodgers pass is way more impressive considering he got clipped from below as he was throwing the ball.

I wish he wasn't so good. I also wish the dumb ass Bears would have went up a couple spots in the draft to get him. Though he would probably be out of the NFL already when John Shoop is coordinating your offense.

 

[Farooq]

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[RBH]

 

[CrocMother]

OK fine...

but would Aaron Rodgers do whatever it takes?

 

[JNA]

That TD he threw to Cobb against the Rams is better than Romo's career combined.

If Romo was the one throwing in this gif, it would have been a pick 6.

 

[Godslay]

Rodgers pass is way more impressive considering he got clipped from below as he was throwing the ball.

I was he wasn't so good. I also wish the dumb ass Bears would have went up a couple spots in the draft to get him. Though he would probably be out of the NFL already when John Schoop is running your offense.

I think all teams think that about that draft. He's the best at the moment, hands down.

 

[Fox318]

Idzik's Jets have not lost for 2 straight weeks!!
#TankingIsWorking #ExtendIdzik

 

[RBH]

Jaguars cornerback Dwayne Gratz had a weird Saturday night. Or maybe Sunday morning. At 5:53 a.m. on Sunday, Miami beach police arrested the Jaguars cornerback and cited him for disorderly intoxication and trespassing after trying to pay for items at a store with bubble gum.

The police report, which you can read below, says Gratz tried to use gum because he did not have any money. The convenience story employee asked Gratz to leave, and when he refused, called the police. Officers observed that Gratz smelled like alcohol and had bloodshot eyes, and booked him on the two misdemeanor counts.

Gratz spent the day and night in jail, before bonding out Monday morning. The Jaguars were off this weekend, but Gratz missed today's practice. Jacksonville head coach Gus Bradley called it an "unfortunate situation" and said it will be handled internally.

http://deadspin.com/police-drunk-jaguars-player-tried-to-use-bubble-gum-as-1659747655

 

[crimzonflame]

This Washington post game conference is a mess

 

[CrocMother]

I'm lame what does he mean "the straps"?

 

[eznark]

God I can't wait til the Bears trade Cutler for irg3

 

[Bread]

Zwarte Piet is the funniest and worst thing ever

It's just so over the top racist, I can't help but laugh at its existence.

 

[Godslay]

http://deadspin.com/police-drunk-jaguars-player-tried-to-use-bubble-gum-as-1659747655

Meanwhile, utility worker watching transaction complains nobody pays him in gum.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

What a long day at work, can't wait to kick off my shoes and dive into some..........Titans versus Steelers action?


Ugh

 

[Fox318]

What a long day at work, can't wait to kick off my shoes and dive into some..........Titans versus Steelers action?


Ugh

You could always try picking up knitting or something else.

Better than watching the Titans.

 

[sf2fanatic]

You could always try picking up knitting or something else.

Better than watching the Titans.

Fox plz. Go watch Cena ruin another raw

 

[JABEE]

I'm lame what does he mean "the straps"?

He injured Gronk in the past. The straps are the braces on his arm.

 

[Buckethead]

It's weird watching highlights from 2008 seeing all these former Packers.

Back when Gata was just a little babe.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

He injured Gronk in the past. The straps are the braces on his arm.

I think he means he held him in check

 

[Trey]

I'm lame what does he mean "the straps"?

He's saying he locked gronk down and kept him from making plays.

 

[Mrbob]

God I can't wait til the Bears trade Cutler for irg3

Now you are just being cruel!

I think all teams think that about that draft. He's the best at the moment, hands down.

I love reminding FMT that the Niners passed up on local boy Rodgers for small hands. He is so defiant about that draft to this day. Alex is he boy!

 

[chuckddd]

My gf won't be coming over with wings. RIP Steelers.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

My gf won't be coming over with wings. RIP Steelers.

My wife is coming home with Taco Bell.

#blest

 

[RBH]

My gf won't be coming over with wings. RIP Steelers.

Maybe you can ask Gata to come over instead.

 

[Sanjuro]

Let's stop talking about the Patriots for a moment.

Who wins the BergerBowl?

 

[Forbiden]

Let's stop talking about the Patriots for a moment.

Who wins the BergerBowl?

Aww why? Aren't you all pats fans next week?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Let's stop talking about the Patriots for a moment.

Who wins the BergerBowl?

Fuck you

 

[Buckethead]

Maybe you can ask Gata to come over instead.

He gets some pussy either way.

 

[Sanjuro]

Aww why? Aren't you all pats fans next week?

I don't even know our opponent next week. All I'm concerned about is who we lose to in the AFC Championship.

 

[jakncoke]

Apparently the projected low of 7 tomorrow wont be making the record low. 6 1959 is the record low. Either way ima freeze my nuts off.

 

[chuckddd]

My wife is coming home with Taco Bell.

#blest

#Time4ADivorce

Maybe you can ask Gata to come over instead.

Maybe you can light your penis on fire.

 

[Elfforkusu]

That TD he threw to Cobb against the Rams is better than Romo's career combined.

I'm still not entirely clear on how that's humanly possible.