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NFL 2014 Week 12 |OT| - Matt Stafford vs. the World

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Fantomex

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ConradCervantes said:
That part when
Cruise gets run the fuck over
, I almost died. This movie has it all, folks! Except a decent name.

Starting to get used to the GCN controls for Smash again. I've been playing Brawl with the CC Pro, and my muscle memory ain't what it was as a 13-year-old.
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I laughed a lot of at that part!
 
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Line_HTX

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TheBatman said:
Look, it's you and Cajun! <3

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Sanya makes jumbalaya and other Louisiana flavored food? I thought she was Russian. :p
 
Goro Majima

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
Glad the Raiders won because I don't want anyone taking away the glory from the Lions being the biggest joke ever.

Except the Bears maybe. They can repeat 0-16 back to back because fuck 'em.
 
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Delusional Reality

Banned
wienke said:
Glad the Raiders won because I don't want anyone taking away the glory from the Lions being the biggest joke ever.

Except the Bears maybe. They can repeat 0-16 back to back because fuck 'em.
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Hey now, it takes a combination of several factors to go 0-16. You need a perfect Mashup of bad coaching, bad players, a bad schedule, and more then a healthy dose of shit luck. That season took some real talent.
 
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bionic77

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Ugh.

I saw my secretary sporting a hideous Packers jersey today.

She is not even that good of a secretary. I always let it slide because she is old and looks like someones sweet grandma. This might be the last straw.

I think I might have to replace her with a more competent, younger and attractive model.
 
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Kastrioti

Persecution Complex
Don't leave us Coach Austin:

Lions DC Teryl Austin not thinking about Florida job

ALLEN PARK, Mich. – One major college football head coaching job is open at Florida. Another, at Michigan, could be open in a few weeks depending what happens with Brady Hoke.

And in Allen Park, Michigan, there is a guy who would fit in as a potential candidate for both.

Detroit Lions defensive coordinator TerylAustin spent one season as defensive coordinator at Florida, in Urban Meyer's final season as head coach in 2010.

Detroit Lions defensive coordinator Teryl Austin – who was a secondary coach with the Wolverines from 1999-2002 and was defensive coordinator with the Gators in 2010 – runs the top-ranked defense in the NFL.

So it made sense Thursday that he was asked about the job that's open at Florida.

“I’m thinking about this game right here. I haven’t even thought about it,” Austin said. “I hate it for all the guys who are down there; there’s a whole bunch of families that people who lost their jobs.”

The 49-year-old Austin would not say whether or not he wants to be a head coach down the road as he tries to focus on Detroit’s game Sunday against New England.

With the way the Lions are playing, though, there’s a possibility both Austin and offensive coordinator Joe Lombardi will be brought up as potential NFL or college head coach candidates as soon as this offseason.

Lions head coach Jim Caldwell, once himself in a position to move from a coordinator to a head coach, said he would support his coaches in pursuit for other jobs as long as it doesn’t affect the jobs they currently have.

“It depends on the situation,” Caldwell said. “I’ve been in a similar situation myself early on in my career. I’m supportive of whatever we have to do in order to get a guy into position to do well if that’s his heart’s desire. But we don’t let it interfere with what we’re doing.

“Our job is to win games and that’s what we’re doing. They understand that and the guys we have, have great focus in that regard. If you’re good and you plan well, you’re going to have teams and people that have interest in people on your staff. That’s the way it should be.”
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I was hoping we'd have a least one more season with him but with the job he's done with our defense he'll probably end up going.
 
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eznark

Banned
bionic77 said:
Ugh.

I saw my secretary sporting a hideous Packers jersey today.

She is not even that good of a secretary. I always let it slide because she is old and looks like someones sweet grandma. This might be the last straw.

I think I might have to replace her with a more competent, younger and attractive model.
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LoL did your wife demand secretary approval?
 
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AngmarsKing701

Member
Kastrioti said:
Don't leave us Coach Austin:

Lions DC Teryl Austin not thinking about Florida job



I was hoping we'd have a least one more season with him but with the job he's done with our defense he'll probably end up going.
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Ya'll are about to take a couple of beatings over the next few weeks, so it's in his best interest to get out before the collapse.
 
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bionic77

Member
eznark said:
LoL did your wife demand secretary approval?
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My wife doesn't need to know what happens at the office.

But this betrayal will not stand. And since this proves that old, ugly people are untrustworthy I think I have to go in the opposite direction with young, dumb and beautiful to see if that gives a better result.
 
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bionic77

Member
BlackGhost said:
Hire Jak, Bionic.
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Male secretaries and paralegals are not natural.

We had one male paralegal who was probably the worst employee we have ever had. He was fat, lazy and incompetent. All he did was surf for porn and hit on his co-workers. Can't believe he even lasted 3 months.
 
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AngmarsKing701

Member
eznark said:
What nut? He completed like 50% of his passes for 180 yards. Hardly some wonderfully impressive performance for the ages that validates his career.
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Well, that was sort of what I was implying. One win doesn't suddenly rocket Carr to legit status, but Rafa liked what he saw.

*shrug*

I'm happy for Raiders fans that they've joined the rest of us frauds, at least.
 
Goro Majima

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
bionic77 said:
Ugh.

I saw my secretary sporting a hideous Packers jersey today.

She is not even that good of a secretary. I always let it slide because she is old and looks like someones sweet grandma. This might be the last straw.

I think I might have to replace her with a more competent, younger and attractive model.
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I thought you only hire old ugly women who are awesome at their job because they get shit done?

I like ez's theory that your wife gets secretary approval.
 
Goro Majima

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
I guess if Raiders fans could only have one win, a division rival is good. I'm sure they would have preferred the Broncos in Mile High or something.

Or maybe they don't care because they're too busy stabbing and getting stabbed by Niners fans.
 
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Bowser

Member
I love that everyone thinks Grover is a Heels fan now.

C'mon Grover, you know deep down this is what you've always wanted.
 
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bionic77

Member
wienke said:
I thought you only hire old ugly women who are awesome at their job because they get shit done?

I like ez's theory that your wife gets secretary approval.
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That was the old theory until old and ugly showed up wearing an OG Packers sweater.

I have to go in the other direction and hire a stripper trying to change her life.
 
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