BaltimoreLarry
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I will not, and never will be. I like Tom Brady more than I like him. Shit, I like Colin Kaepernick more.
Actually, I like Kaepernick now that he keeps burying the Niners.
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NFL 2014 Week 15 |OT| Drunk in Love
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I will not, and never will be. I like Tom Brady more than I like him. Shit, I like Colin Kaepernick more.
Actually, I like Kaepernick now that he keeps burying the Niners.
Alligatorjandro
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What about Ben Roethlisberger?
BlackGhost
Banned
This is disrespectful to me.
You've saddened me with your ignorant slutery, I feel like I just found out my favorite uncle is a racist.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Everyone is a little racist
BaltimoreLarry
Member
He's probably my favorite. It kills me, but he's like the perfect Ravens QB, just not on our team.
Edit: He's second favorite behind Tyrod Taylor.
I like you BG, and I like most of the Browns fans here. But I like you as you are now....beaten down, spunky but not a real threat, and most off all, the victim.
But I don't like Manziel, never have, and seeing him fail will bring me joy.
Let's be BFFs Larry
shadyspace
Banned
Two of the NFC North QBs have married Hollywood media/socialites for attention whereas Matthew Stafford has remained with his longtime college sweetheart.
#Family#Football
Who is Teddy Bridgewater married to?
BaltimoreLarry
Member
I love Watt too! He's led my fantasy team to the final 4!
Also....Raptors and Cavs got nothing on the Wiz.
If you're hoping for a Packers victory on the 28th from Santa prepare to be disappointed, Greg. Wish for a Wii U or something else.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Cutler is the only QB that's married in the NFC North though...
Alligatorjandro
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Ponder
BlackGhost
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Kas's Posts about Stafford are so random :jnc
It's like your having a convo about the war on terrorism, then kas pops in with some random ass stafford comment. :lol
It's like your having a convo about the war on terrorism, then kas pops in with some random ass stafford comment. :lol
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Oh yeah I already forgot about him.
Matthew Stafford and Kelly Hall are engaged are ready for a post Super Bowl wedding.
If it's true love why not make the commitment?
AngmarsKing701
Member
He's the Christopher Walken of NFL-GAF
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
But Christopher Walken is awesome
Christopher Walken also isn't a fattass
Matthew Stafford and Kelly Hall are engaged are ready for a post Super Bowl wedding.
If it's true love why not make the commitment?
Is he pulling his hands away?
AngmarsKing701
Member
So this chick is willing to roll around in a fat tub of blubber looking for a baby penis for the rest of her life and you call that true love and not gold digging?
:jnc :kas
Man that's so cool for you to know that Kas!
You must be Stafford's best man at the wedding right? Tell me how it goes will ya?
You did get invited to the wedding and are the best man right?
GAF, I have startling news. As has been said by several, including me, that Matt Stafford's game bares a striking resemblance to one Jeff George. Not just in his ability to over-trust his arm strength and throw interceptions, but also in his ability to underachieve and lose football games. Until now, this similarity has always been assumed to be coincidental.
Based on my research, there is a very real possibility that Matthew Stafford is in fact the biological offspring of Mr. Jeff George. As you may or may not know, Jeff George was originally enrolled at Purdue University, but left the program after the coach that recruited him was fired. During the following months, George was heavily recruited by Jimmy Johnson at the University of Miami, where he actually committed to The U in August of 1987.
Exhibit A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh_gaPslHFU
It's fair to assume that George was spending his summer in Florida being "recruited" my Miami, with all the blow, booze and hookers that has been revealed to entail. .
What's this got to do with Matthew Stafford, you ask? Well, it just so happens that one portly butterball with a rocket arm was born early the following year in TAMPA, FLORIDA.
It all makes sense. Obviously the University of Miami, in their desperate attempt to lure a future NFL #1 overall pick, sent a flat bed pickup truck to Tampa and loaded up the fattest professional woman they could find and trucked her back to Miami to be ravaged but Jeff George and his mullet. Stafford is the bastard son of an obese Tampa hooker and the greatest QB in the history of the University of Illinois.
Like father, like son. The prosecution rests.
Based on my research, there is a very real possibility that Matthew Stafford is in fact the biological offspring of Mr. Jeff George. As you may or may not know, Jeff George was originally enrolled at Purdue University, but left the program after the coach that recruited him was fired. During the following months, George was heavily recruited by Jimmy Johnson at the University of Miami, where he actually committed to The U in August of 1987.
Exhibit A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh_gaPslHFU
It's fair to assume that George was spending his summer in Florida being "recruited" my Miami, with all the blow, booze and hookers that has been revealed to entail. .
What's this got to do with Matthew Stafford, you ask? Well, it just so happens that one portly butterball with a rocket arm was born early the following year in TAMPA, FLORIDA.
It all makes sense. Obviously the University of Miami, in their desperate attempt to lure a future NFL #1 overall pick, sent a flat bed pickup truck to Tampa and loaded up the fattest professional woman they could find and trucked her back to Miami to be ravaged but Jeff George and his mullet. Stafford is the bastard son of an obese Tampa hooker and the greatest QB in the history of the University of Illinois.
Like father, like son. The prosecution rests.
Delusional Reality
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I assume they have their SB party at Staffords house all planned out by now, right? Unless he is buying tickets to see the big game in person. Or is he just not going to watch?
Elfforkusu
Member
The Galloping Ghost has nothing to do with this!GAF, I have startling news. As has been said by several, including me, that Matt Stafford's game bares a striking resemblance to one Jeff George. Not just in his ability to over-trust his arm strength and throw interceptions, but also in his ability to underachieve and lose football games. Until now, this similarity has always been assumed to be coincidental.
Based on my research, there is a very real possibility that Matthew Stafford is in fact the biological offspring of Mr. Jeff George. As you may or may not know, Jeff George was originally enrolled at Purdue University, but left the program after the coach that recruited him was fired. During the following months, George was heavily recruited by Jimmy Johnson at the University of Miami, where he actually committed to The U in August of 1987.
Exhibit A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh_gaPslHFU
It's fair to assume that George was spending his summer in Florida being "recruited" my Miami, with all the blow, booze and hookers that has been revealed to entail. .
What's this got to do with Matthew Stafford, you ask? Well, it just so happens that one portly butterball with a rocket arm was born early the following year in TAMPA, FLORIDA.
It all makes sense. Obviously the University of Miami, in their desperate attempt to lure a future NFL #1 overall pick, sent a flat bed pickup truck to Tampa and loaded up the fattest professional woman they could find and trucked her back to Miami to be ravaged but Jeff George and his mullet. Stafford is the bastard son of an obese Tampa hooker and the greatest QB in the history of the University of Illinois.
Like father, like son. The prosecution rests.
but apart from this one fairly minor inaccuracy, I think your theory has tremendous academic merit.
I asked Santa to get you a bag of dicks and Matt Flynn under center
Alligatorjandro
Banned
What is that
I made this for Gata.
sf2fanatic
Member
What a bore. It's like Cena-Orton all over again. We won the last time. Don't know if we want to win this week.
All this JFF hype better pad Gordon's stats!! He BETTER!!
GAF, I have startling news. As has been said by several, including me, that Matt Stafford's game bares a striking resemblance to one Jeff George. Not just in his ability to over-trust his arm strength and throw interceptions, but also in his ability to underachieve and lose football games. Until now, this similarity has always been assumed to be coincidental.
Based on my research, there is a very real possibility that Matthew Stafford is in fact the biological offspring of Mr. Jeff George. As you may or may not know, Jeff George was originally enrolled at Purdue University, but left the program after the coach that recruited him was fired. During the following months, George was heavily recruited by Jimmy Johnson at the University of Miami, where he actually committed to The U in August of 1987.
Exhibit A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh_gaPslHFU
It's fair to assume that George was spending his summer in Florida being "recruited" my Miami, with all the blow, booze and hookers that has been revealed to entail. .
What's this got to do with Matthew Stafford, you ask? Well, it just so happens that one portly butterball with a rocket arm was born early the following year in TAMPA, FLORIDA.
It all makes sense. Obviously the University of Miami, in their desperate attempt to lure a future NFL #1 overall pick, sent a flat bed pickup truck to Tampa and loaded up the fattest professional woman they could find and trucked her back to Miami to be ravaged but Jeff George and his mullet. Stafford is the bastard son of an obese Tampa hooker and the greatest QB in the history of the University of Illinois.
Like father, like son. The prosecution rests.
Detective-gaf is real.
Loser gets Chris Johnson!!
Buckethead
Banned
I'll see you guys on Sunday, I can't handle this amount of stupid.
I dunno. How many times have you heard Rodgers bring attention to his personal life?Getting attacked from all angles. LionsGAF I need backup. Help defend the honor of the best QB this franchise has ever had.
Guys....girls....anyone?
I simply stated he's a family man not commited to attention like Jay Cutler and Aaron Rodgers are.
sf2fanatic
Member
The stupid will still be here Sunday. I'll make sure of that.
Grover Cleveland
Member
Let's step back from this bickering and celebrate the most under appreciated tight end in the NFL
He should be going to the Pro Bowl this year. He won't be because he plays for a team with a losing record that's not in New York, but he should.
He should be going to the Pro Bowl this year. He won't be because he plays for a team with a losing record that's not in New York, but he should.
You can go to sleep.
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 18m18 minutes ago
More severe changes: The #Saints are benching talented 2013 1st rounder Kenny Vaccaro, who has earned several game balls. Incredible.
Bad news for Mech:
Adm Schfter ‏@AdamSchefter 48s48 seconds ago
Texans LB Jadeveon Clowney underwent microfracture knee surgery on Monday and is expected to be sidelined nine months, per sources.
Should've taken JFF
More severe changes: The #Saints are benching talented 2013 1st rounder Kenny Vaccaro, who has earned several game balls. Incredible.
Bad news for Mech:
Adm Schfter ‏@AdamSchefter 48s48 seconds ago
Texans LB Jadeveon Clowney underwent microfracture knee surgery on Monday and is expected to be sidelined nine months, per sources.
Should've taken JFF
Getting attacked from all angles. LionsGAF I need backup. Help defend the honor of the best QB this franchise has ever had.
Guys....girls....anyone?
I simply stated he's a family man not commited to attention like Jay Cutler and Aaron Rodgers are.
If he has no interest in drawing attention to himself, I'd have to think he'd disapprove of you constantly trying to do it for him.
Wonder if they'd consider a trade in the offseason. Steelers need safeties like most of y'all need Jesus.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
GAF, I have startling news. As has been said by several, including me, that Matt Stafford's game bares a striking resemblance to one Jeff George. Not just in his ability to over-trust his arm strength and throw interceptions, but also in his ability to underachieve and lose football games. Until now, this similarity has always been assumed to be coincidental.
Based on my research, there is a very real possibility that Matthew Stafford is in fact the biological offspring of Mr. Jeff George. As you may or may not know, Jeff George was originally enrolled at Purdue University, but left the program after the coach that recruited him was fired. During the following months, George was heavily recruited by Jimmy Johnson at the University of Miami, where he actually committed to The U in August of 1987.
Exhibit A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh_gaPslHFU
It's fair to assume that George was spending his summer in Florida being "recruited" my Miami, with all the blow, booze and hookers that has been revealed to entail. .
What's this got to do with Matthew Stafford, you ask? Well, it just so happens that one portly butterball with a rocket arm was born early the following year in TAMPA, FLORIDA.
It all makes sense. Obviously the University of Miami, in their desperate attempt to lure a future NFL #1 overall pick, sent a flat bed pickup truck to Tampa and loaded up the fattest professional woman they could find and trucked her back to Miami to be ravaged but Jeff George and his mullet. Stafford is the bastard son of an obese Tampa hooker and the greatest QB in the history of the University of Illinois.
Like father, like son. The prosecution rests.
Amazing epic post
:jnc
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