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[AngmarsKing701]

What is that

He spooged on a cookie for you. Pretty sure he loves you.

 

[JABEE]

Micro fracture surgery for Clowney. Out for 9 months

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Amazing epic post

:jnc

Any update on the Shield? Is it the most amazing tablet ever?

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Micro fracture surgery for Clowney. Out for 9 months

should've picked derek carr. david fucked the franchise one last time!

 

[BlackGhost]

Make Kenny Vaccaro available for trade!

 

[Kastrioti]

I dunno. How many times have you heard Rodgers bring attention to his personal life?

I bring up his statistics, the type of Quarterback he is, his play and how he is the calm, cool, collected franchise QB everyone wants.

The media doesn't do it so someone has to.

 

[ActStriker]

GAF, I have startling news. As has been said by several, including me, that Matt Stafford's game bares a striking resemblance to one Jeff George. Not just in his ability to over-trust his arm strength and throw interceptions, but also in his ability to underachieve and lose football games. Until now, this similarity has always been assumed to be coincidental.

Based on my research, there is a very real possibility that Matthew Stafford is in fact the biological offspring of Mr. Jeff George. As you may or may not know, Jeff George was originally enrolled at Purdue University, but left the program after the coach that recruited him was fired. During the following months, George was heavily recruited by Jimmy Johnson at the University of Miami, where he actually committed to The U in August of 1987.

Exhibit A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh_gaPslHFU

It's fair to assume that George was spending his summer in Florida being "recruited" my Miami, with all the blow, booze and hookers that has been revealed to entail. .

What's this got to do with Matthew Stafford, you ask? Well, it just so happens that one portly butterball with a rocket arm was born early the following year in TAMPA, FLORIDA.

It all makes sense. Obviously the University of Miami, in their desperate attempt to lure a future NFL #1 overall pick, sent a flat bed pickup truck to Tampa and loaded up the fattest professional woman they could find and trucked her back to Miami to be ravaged but Jeff George and his mullet. Stafford is the bastard son of an obese Tampa hooker and the greatest QB in the history of the University of Illinois.

Like father, like son. The prosecution rests.

omg

 

[brentech]

I bring up his statistics, the type of Quarterback he is, his play and how he is the calm, cool, collected franchise QB everyone wants.

The media doesn't do it so someone has to.

What does that have to do with my question? Put the drugs down.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

That post is incredibly disrespectful...to Jeff George.

We'll give Roman Harper back to the Saints for Kenny Vaccaro, who says no?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Vaccaro would look good next to McCourty

 

[Goro Majima]

Any update on the Shield? Is it the most amazing tablet ever?

Its a tablet for a reasonable price. If I had a GTX card in my PC, I could test out the PC stream thing. The controller works well for emulators and is responsive. However, I don't really use any of the nvidia features for the most part overall.

Its the only tablet I've ever owned and I'm happy with it.

 

[Slo]

Uh oh. Initial research indicates that Jeff George, who was born and raised in Indianapolis and star quarterback, was roughly 16 years old when JAY CUTLER WAS BORN LESS THAN 3 HOURS AWAY IN SANTA CLAUS, INDIANA

 

[BigAT]

Had Sam's Merry Maker tonight. Never even heard of it before but it was really good, I'd recommend it. Place had it on tap too since I wasn't at Bread's piece of shit bar.

 

[Bowser]

The only QB with a higher QB rating than Derek "DA GAWD" Anderson is Aaron Rodgers.

2 TDs, 0 INT for that INFINITE TD/INT ratio

#factsonly

 

[Elfforkusu]

Uh oh. Initial research indicates that Jeff George, who was born and raised in Indianapolis and star quarterback, was roughly 16 years old when JAY CUTLER WAS BORN LESS THAN 3 HOURS AWAY IN SANTA CLAUS, INDIANA

motherofgod.jpg

 

[Kastrioti]

What does that have to do with my question? Put the drugs down.

Plenty? He has his own radio show.

 

[Slo]

Had Sam's Merry Maker tonight. Never even heard of it before but it was really good, I'd recommend it. Place had it on tap too since I wasn't at Bread's piece of shit bar.

Was it overly spiced?

 

[Bread]

Had Sam's Merry Maker tonight. Never even heard of it before but it was really good, I'd recommend it. Place had it on tap too since I wasn't at Bread's piece of shit bar.

:jnc

 

[Fox318]

Uh oh. Initial research indicates that Jeff George, who was born and raised in Indianapolis and star quarterback, was roughly 16 years old when JAY CUTLER WAS BORN LESS THAN 3 HOURS AWAY IN SANTA CLAUS, INDIANA

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Yall saying Jeff George literally gave birth to half of the NFC North?

The only QB with a higher QB rating than Derek "DA GAWD" Anderson is Aaron Rodgers.

2 TDs, 0 INT for that INFINITE TD/INT ratio

#factsonly

Meanwhile at kave's house

 

[sf2fanatic]

Plenty? He has his own radio show.

Lol some packers gaf clicking to see more pics?

 

[jmdajr]

Clowney :/

 

[Kave_Man]

So wondering if Derek Anderson will start this week...

Asking for a friend.

 

[BigAT]

Was it overly spiced?

No, it was more of an oatmeal stout type.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Its a tablet for a reasonable price. If I had a GTX card in my PC, I could test out the PC stream thing. The controller works well for emulators and is responsive. However, I don't really use any of the nvidia features for the most part overall.

Its the only tablet I've ever owned and I'm happy with it.

Cool. I've got this and the Alienware Alpha on my list. How to get them both before 2015 (yes a year away) is done.

Yall saying Jeff George literally gave birth to half of the NFC North?

I think that depends on whether Jeff George's whereabouts can be ascertained in relation to Aaron and Teddy's birthdays.

 

[eznark]

I haven't skated since I was like 10 years old.

My family's background is Jamaican, I'm a second generation Canadian so really everything I learned about hockey has been by myself and almost none of my family gives a shit about the sport.

I didn't have many friends who played hockey as a kid and it was just something I've been wanting to do for many years and I decided to finally take the plunge.

It's the best sport to play! I'm teaching my daughter how to skate this winter, she is 4. Hopefully I can get her into a boarding school to play by 12. Get these kids out of the house!

Anyone think Clowney will never play again?

 

[grandjedi6]

This week's SNF game might actually be interesting. Unless the Lions choke against the Bears or Vikings, chances are the Eagles-Cowboys game will decide who wins the division and who gets to stay at home come January.

 

[DMczaf]

Downloading my free Plants vs Zombies on PS4

Game : 3.18GB

Update File : 3.38GB

 

[Goro Majima]

I was ignorant about microfracture surgery so I did some research.

I learned that that is the kiss of death more than an ACL injury. Sorry Texans fans...

 

[BlackGhost]

The Flash is a really good superhero show. Dosent start out slow like most the hero shows.
Might be my favorite

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Mech was right when he said pick Mack...

We did all that laughing at him but he was right. BOB was wrong. We were wrong.

Downloading my free Plants vs Zombies on PS4

Game : 3.18GB

Update File : 3.38GB

Welcome to Next-Gen

Land of broken ass games and huge update files.

Those graphics sure are pretty tho. *Sips lemonade*

 

[MechDX]

I was right. Draft Mack I said. But no one listens to me.

 

[MRSA]

Clowney, lol. Mech should've been the Texans GM he would've been blessed with this charming handsome hunk.

Safe to say this year that Mack has been the most complete player that was drafted in the top 10, and fuck no Anthony Barr is nowhere near as good/complete as Mack.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

 

[Dega]

I was right. Draft Mack I said. But no one listens to me.

clowney will have 25 sacks next year

so will watt

 

[Elfforkusu]

clowney will have 25 sacks next year

so will watt

 

[BlackGhost]

I Try not to judge players off of the rookie year.
Except for Weeden

 

[Fox318]

TRENT TRUCK

 

[Narag]

I was right. Draft Mack I said. But no one listens to me.

Texans drafted me instead.

 

[MRSA]

I Try not to judge players off of the rookie year.
Except for Weeden

IRG3

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Texans drafted me instead.

What the fuck were they thinking

 

[Tom Penny]

I was right. Draft Mack I said. But no one listens to me.

Except you should have drafted Manziel.

 

[Eleuin]

This Jeff George fuckery is too much :lol

 

[Narag]

What the fuck were they thinking

Their GM had questionable judgement.

 

[BlackGhost]

IRG3

He was good his rookie year, just hasn't advanced much as a player (football, mental, etc) in a combo with the injuries

TRENT TRUCK

Trent danced rookie year, but he was pretty decent. Almost had 1,500 all purpose yds. Better pass catcher then ppl give him credit for

2nd year a couple games in, I gave up hope

 

[Bread]

Texans drafted me instead.

good call, imo.

 

[ShaneB]

Shame on Clowney. Not bust status yet since he's barely played, but sure getting there quickly.

 

[Vyer]

microfracture? well shit

 

[Fantomex]

Clowney, lol. Mech should've been the Texans GM he would've been blessed with this charming handsome hunk.

Safe to say this year that Mack has been the most complete player that was drafted in the top 10, and fuck no Anthony Barr is nowhere near as good/complete as Mack.

Your clown team has been top 10 picks for the last 10 years. Statistics say that even SNES is going to be right once in a while.

 

[MRSA]

Your clown team has been top 10 picks for the last 10 years. Statistics say that even SNES is going to be right once in a while.

The only clowns are the unemployed clowns. Like Jamarcus Russell.