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[DarkFlow]

GAF, I have startling news. As has been said by several, including me, that Matt Stafford's game bares a striking resemblance to one Jeff George. Not just in his ability to over-trust his arm strength and throw interceptions, but also in his ability to underachieve and lose football games. Until now, this similarity has always been assumed to be coincidental.

Based on my research, there is a very real possibility that Matthew Stafford is in fact the biological offspring of Mr. Jeff George. As you may or may not know, Jeff George was originally enrolled at Purdue University, but left the program after the coach that recruited him was fired. During the following months, George was heavily recruited by Jimmy Johnson at the University of Miami, where he actually committed to The U in August of 1987.

Exhibit A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh_gaPslHFU

It's fair to assume that George was spending his summer in Florida being "recruited" my Miami, with all the blow, booze and hookers that has been revealed to entail. .

What's this got to do with Matthew Stafford, you ask? Well, it just so happens that one portly butterball with a rocket arm was born early the following year in TAMPA, FLORIDA.

It all makes sense. Obviously the University of Miami, in their desperate attempt to lure a future NFL #1 overall pick, sent a flat bed pickup truck to Tampa and loaded up the fattest professional woman they could find and trucked her back to Miami to be ravaged but Jeff George and his mullet. Stafford is the bastard son of an obese Tampa hooker and the greatest QB in the history of the University of Illinois.

Like father, like son. The prosecution rests.

Holy shit, this made my night.

 

[Officerrob]

I was right. Draft Mack I said. But no one listens to me.

I'll admit, I laughed at the thought, but am glad as hell the Raiders got Mack

 

[ShaneB]

Army/Navy game going to be any good?

 

[beast786]

GAF, I have startling news. As has been said by several, including me, that Matt Stafford's game bares a striking resemblance to one Jeff George. Not just in his ability to over-trust his arm strength and throw interceptions, but also in his ability to underachieve and lose football games. Until now, this similarity has always been assumed to be coincidental.

Based on my research, there is a very real possibility that Matthew Stafford is in fact the biological offspring of Mr. Jeff George. As you may or may not know, Jeff George was originally enrolled at Purdue University, but left the program after the coach that recruited him was fired. During the following months, George was heavily recruited by Jimmy Johnson at the University of Miami, where he actually committed to The U in August of 1987.

Exhibit A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh_gaPslHFU

It's fair to assume that George was spending his summer in Florida being "recruited" my Miami, with all the blow, booze and hookers that has been revealed to entail. .

What's this got to do with Matthew Stafford, you ask? Well, it just so happens that one portly butterball with a rocket arm was born early the following year in TAMPA, FLORIDA.

It all makes sense. Obviously the University of Miami, in their desperate attempt to lure a future NFL #1 overall pick, sent a flat bed pickup truck to Tampa and loaded up the fattest professional woman they could find and trucked her back to Miami to be ravaged but Jeff George and his mullet. Stafford is the bastard son of an obese Tampa hooker and the greatest QB in the history of the University of Illinois.

Like father, like son. The prosecution rests.

Right now Viking fans will suck bag of chocolate filled dicks to even have half the Jeff george as QB

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Army/Navy game going to be any good?

Probably not a good game but great atmosphere

 

[JABEE]

I was right. Draft Mack I said. But no one listens to me.

You aligned with the Pats. You tested fate.

 

[BlackGhost]

Army/Navy game going to be any good?

Is that on tonight?! Personally I'm gonna say yes. I'm a fan of navy's qb, and the rivalry is cool.
Edit: Saturday, I'm in! and excited.

 

[Bowser]

Right now Viking fans will suck bag of chocolate filled dicks to even have half the Jeff george as QB

cism

 

[ShaneB]

Probably not a good game but great atmosphere

Yeah, that's why I'll check it out, just not sure if there's a chance of a close game.

Is that on tonight?! Personally I'm gonna say yes. I'm a fan of navy's qb.

Not tonight, Friday I think?

See your edit. Saturday it is. Yeah, know the rivalry is big.

 

[Bread]

Right now Viking fans will suck bag of chocolate filled dicks to even have half the Jeff george as QB

A suck bag of chocolate filled dicks eh?

 

[eznark]

Why would you suck the bag?

 

[B1gg_Randall]

Downloading my free Plants vs Zombies on PS4

Game : 3.18GB

Update File : 3.38GB

You have to download the other 11 gb later.

 

[FTF]

Downloading my free Plants vs Zombies on PS4

Game : 3.18GB

Update File : 3.38GB

lol yup...and also, it takes up like 13gb of hard drive space...huh?

Edit:

You have to download the other 11 gb later.

Hahaha damnit!

 

[Bread]

Why would you suck the bag?

Detroit fans really gotta make every drop count.

 

[JABEE]

#MechStrong2015

 

[Elfforkusu]

Downloading my free Plants vs Zombies on PS4

Game : 3.18GB

Update File : 3.38GB

This is my only real issue with DD going forward. Holy shit, games are huge!

 

[MechDX]

With 9-month recovery from Jadeveon Clowney's microfracture knee surgery, start of 2015 season in real doubt for him.

Better draft a pass rusher or sign a FA

What do we have to do to get rid of this fucking Houston sports curse?

 

[BlackGhost]

A suck bag of chocolate filled dicks eh?

Bread sent my xbone back yesterday, hoping to have it sometime next week. I'd love to play it while I'm on break. UI honestly didn't seem the best, kind sucks actually. I've got the controller sitting here and it feels great in the hand. I Like the ps4 controller but I think id take the One's over it (I do prefer the ps4 touchpad for typing though). Want to go through the MCC :/

 

[Grover Cleveland]

With 9-month recovery from Jadeveon Clowney's microfracture knee surgery, start of 2015 season in real doubt for him.

Better draft a pass rusher or sign a FA

What do we have to do to get rid of this fucking Houston sports curse?

You know what you have to do.

It's not too late to transfer 1000 years of prosperity from Cleve to Houston. And Drake already claims Houston so he wouldn't even have to "move"!

 

[Narag]

What do we have to do to get rid of this fucking Houston sports curse?

squicken but he's gone already. it's incurable

 

[RellyRell28]

Well my dad text me earlier say a package arrived for me. Should be my Elgato capture card. Can't wait to put up vids of my Little Mac getting bodied in For Glory online.

 

[BlackGhost]

With 9-month recovery from Jadeveon Clowney's microfracture knee surgery, start of 2015 season in real doubt for him.

Better draft a pass rusher or sign a FA

What do we have to do to get rid of this fucking Houston sports curse?

Drafting JFF would have done it. But instead he's curing Famine, droughts, drug loss, the economy, and hope in cleveland. This truly is prosperity at its finest.

 

[Bread]

Bread sent my xbone back yesterday, hoping to have it sometime next week. I'd love to play it while I'm on break. UI honestly didn't seem the best, kind sucks actually. I've got the controller sitting here and it feels great in the hand. I Like the ps4 controller but I think id take the One's over it (I do prefer the ps4 touchpad for typing though). Want to go through the MCC :/

What's wrong with the UI?

 

[Dega]

Drafting JFF would have done it. But instead he's curing Famine, droughts, drug loss, the economy, and hope in cleveland. This truly prosperity at its finest.

JFF is a product of the Houston sports curse. You're now infected with the Cleveland curse and Houston curse.

Good luck

 

[Kastrioti]

Right now Viking fans will suck bag of chocolate filled dicks to even have half the Jeff george as QB

Damn

 

[Kiryu]

 

[ConradCervantes]

Houston gonna tank now and set their sights on Famous Jameis. One way or another, they'll get themselves a controversy-laden QB to right the ship!

 

[MechDX]

Drafting JFF would have done it. But instead he's curing Famine, droughts, drug loss, the economy, and hope in cleveland. This truly is prosperity at its finest.

Motherfucker can barely see over the counter at McDonald's

 

[BigAT]

I was right. Draft Mack I said. But no one listens to me.

You said that Mack was the player the Texans were going to take, not that they should take Mack.

"It's a mock draft on what we think is actually going to happen, not what you want to happen," we said.

"Mack," you said.

"But all the evidence says otherwise," we said.

"Mack," you said.

"Clowney," they said.


That's not being right.

 

[Bread]

You said that Mack was the player the Texans were going to take, not that they should take Mack.

"It's a mock draft on what we think is actually going to happen, not what you want to happen," we said.

"Mack," you said.

"But all the evidence says otherwise," we said.

"Mack," you said.

"Clowney," they said.


That's not being right.

"go to he'll" - mech

 

[hwalker84]

Wonder if they'd consider a trade in the offseason. Steelers need safeties like most of y'all need Jesus.

Who can we trade. LOL. We have nothing.

 

[BlackGhost]

What's wrong with the UI?

Just my opinion and granted only had 10 mins with it. Felt cluttered , and it was bland at the same time. It had tiles on tiles on tiles, and took forever to load the tiles. Again, love the controller, but like to see a upgrade in UI. Or maybe I just need more time with it. But I can't have it! Until I get my system back, fight me Msoft.

Motherfucker can barely see over the counter at McDonald's

Believe in the boy.

 

[WesternHeretic]

This week's SNF game might actually be interesting. Unless the Lions choke against the Bears or Vikings, chances are the Eagles-Cowboys game will decide who wins the division and who gets to stay at home come January.

Cowboys can win and still stay home.

 

[BlackGhost]

You said that Mack was the player the Texans were going to take, not that they should take Mack.

"It's a mock draft on what we think is actually going to happen, not what you want to happen," we said.

"Mack," you said.

"But all the evidence says otherwise," we said.

"Mack," you said.

"Clowney," they said.


That's not being right.

His main reason for the mack pick was scheme fit, with I didn't partically agree on. He said scheme fit over a player that had potential once in a generation talent. To me in that situation you adjust to the talent.

 

[Himynameischris]

GAF, I have startling news. As has been said by several, including me, that Matt Stafford's game bares a striking resemblance to one Jeff George. Not just in his ability to over-trust his arm strength and throw interceptions, but also in his ability to underachieve and lose football games. Until now, this similarity has always been assumed to be coincidental.

Based on my research, there is a very real possibility that Matthew Stafford is in fact the biological offspring of Mr. Jeff George. As you may or may not know, Jeff George was originally enrolled at Purdue University, but left the program after the coach that recruited him was fired. During the following months, George was heavily recruited by Jimmy Johnson at the University of Miami, where he actually committed to The U in August of 1987.

Exhibit A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh_gaPslHFU

It's fair to assume that George was spending his summer in Florida being "recruited" my Miami, with all the blow, booze and hookers that has been revealed to entail. .

What's this got to do with Matthew Stafford, you ask? Well, it just so happens that one portly butterball with a rocket arm was born early the following year in TAMPA, FLORIDA.

It all makes sense. Obviously the University of Miami, in their desperate attempt to lure a future NFL #1 overall pick, sent a flat bed pickup truck to Tampa and loaded up the fattest professional woman they could find and trucked her back to Miami to be ravaged but Jeff George and his mullet. Stafford is the bastard son of an obese Tampa hooker and the greatest QB in the history of the University of Illinois.

Like father, like son. The prosecution rests.

This is too brilliant to not get posted again and again


Leave Mech alone!!!...is what chris.trejo would say if he were still around.

 

[MRSA]

https://gfycat.com/DownrightDismalElkhound


Who wants to play?

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Figures. Jeff George has all this sex, but of course produces only Bad Quarterbacks. Must be something in the water.

ed: Shit, just read the Clowney news. I wanted him and Watt to light up the world :[

 

[Lee Chaolan]

HoJohnny!

err.

Go Browns!

 

[beast786]

Why would you suck the bag?

Hyperventaling while watching sexy stafford in bikini

 

[MRSA]

His main reason for the mack pick was scheme fit, with I didn't partically agree on. He said scheme fit over a player that had potential once in a generation talent. To me in that situation you adjust to the talent.

You scheme to your roster not build your roster to the scheme. Look at the monstrosity of the Cowboys defense last season. A buncha 3-4 guys playing in a 4-3 scheme, didn't work out too well did it?

 

[RellyRell28]

Hyperventaling while watching sexy stafford in bikini

 

[Grover Cleveland]

So Sony turned down letting Marvel use Spider-Man in Captain America 3 so they could make an Aunt May movie instead?

These motherfuckers are either Jameis Winston stupid or hate money

 

[Farooq]

Cowboys can win and still stay home.

There is a scenario that allows for the Cowboys to take the 2nd seed with a week 17 win or miss the playoffs entirely with a loss. It would be fitting for the Cowboys to miss the playoffs with an 11-5 record, after years of 8-8.

 

[RellyRell28]

So Sony turned down letting Marvel use Spider-Man in Captain America 3 so they could make an Aunt May movie instead?

These motherfuckers are either Jameis Winston stupid or hate money

 

[Himynameischris]

and he gets paid to do this smh

 

[Syrinx]

So Sony turned down letting Marvel use Spider-Man in Captain America 3 so they could make an Aunt May movie instead?

These motherfuckers are either Jameis Winston stupid or hate money

Seems like they're just destroying the property out of spite at this point.

 

[squicken]

Florio reporting that an NFL player did not attend a basketball game. Yes, this is a news item for Pro Football Talk

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/12/09/manziel-skips-cavs-game/

 

[Elfforkusu]

So Sony turned down letting Marvel use Spider-Man in Captain America 3 so they could make an Aunt May movie instead?

These motherfuckers are either Jameis Winston stupid or hate money

:jnc

Megacorporations should get hacked more often.* Big companies with a stable revenue stream tend to get mired in government-esque bureaucracy, and when that happens there are some hilariously stupid decisions that get made -- and then buried as soon as someone realizes how embarrassing the decisions were.

(the most hilarious one is still how AT&T and Xerox paid for and developed 95% of the technologies that built the internet and modern computer software, and then let it all escape without monetizing any of it)

* disclaimer: I am totally not condoning any such hacks, and hope those criminals get prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for their sordid crimes!

 

[BlackGhost]

You scheme to your roster not build your roster to the scheme.

What you are saying goes along with what I said, and is pretty much what I said.

 

[MRSA]

What you are saying goes along with what I said, and is pretty much what I said.