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[Narag]

Looks like Kevin's bed-wetting cousin from Home Alone grew up

Rando had disappeared for a month to save his strength for this exact moment.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

So I just had an interesting experience. Went grocery shopping for Christmas. Standing in line you know just minding my own business. I'm wearing my Seahawks fitted cap. And this dude behind me who's like 6 feet 300 pounds (I'm guessing) in a Dez Bryant jersey is behind me looks at me and like "you know the Cowboys going to the SB this year right?" (In a very polite manner) I laughed.... and was like nah you guys have Tony Romo. And mind you this is Christmas Eve so everyone and their mama has like 800 items in their cart and the lines going slow as fuck. This big ass dude goes on a rant about how it's the new era of the Cowboys and Tony Romo has figured it out for like a good 5 minutes. After all that shit I just smiled at him and was like "Go Hawks" But of course we are in Seattle so everyone around me heard his rant and they all go in.

Fucking hilarious (now this is in a very jokingly manner of course) and the next thing I know there's like a 20 people discussion in line about Seahawks vs Cowboys well it's more like one big ass dude vs 20 people but still.

Anyways I got my shit and left and they were still going at it. And the dude's wife is just literally dieing from laughter watching him argue with 20 people about how great his Cowboys are.

Did you ask if he knows kas?

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Rando had disappeared for a month to save his strength for this exact moment.

A wizard appears precisely when he means to.

 

[jbug617]

Bread here is Jimmy speaking in Spanish (25 seconds in)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjlS7hV5byA&feature=youtu.be

Also Roberto Gronkowski makes an appearance towards the end.

 

[JABEE]

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house...

 

[Syrinx]

All I want for Christmaaaas is Greg.

 

[Greg]

Boom.

 

[Tamanon]

Bros, the Brian Setzer Orchestra Christmas album is legit. Get yo swing on!

 

[Bread]

santa came early this year

when he watched that jimmy vid

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

Boom.

 

[JABEE]

What's wrong with her

Is it time for the talk?

 

[Greg]

those are real antlers left over from her animal blood sacrifice

 

[Bread]

id fuck olivia even if it meant my life being cursed like aaron's

 

[Kastrioti]

 

[Kastrioti]

 

[Bread]

kas go home please we were having a nice night

 

[MechDX]

Omg Santa is in N Carolina!

 

[RellyRell28]

id fuck olivia even if it meant my life being cursed like aaron's

Can't do it bro. She looks like a chipmunk and has no ass either. There's women in Milwaukee I'd take over her

 

[MechDX]

JJ Watt ‏@JJWatt · 3h3 hours ago
Turbo Man, Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots & a Weenie Whistle... Best family ever!!! #ItsTurboTime pic.twitter.com/DYiv2KU59p

JJ is such a good guy. Christmas with the family and wants toys.

 

[Bread]

Can't do it bro. She looks like a chipmunk and has no ass either. There's women in Milwaukee I'd take over her

alright man

if that munt came up to you at a bar and started talking to you, you would absolutely go ape shit on that cursed puss.

 

[Kastrioti]

kas go home please we were having a nice night

This is my home

 

[cdyhybrid]

I'd let Olivia buy me a diner.

 

[Bread]

This is my home

then stop being a dick and try and be friends with us

 

[Alligatorjandro]

then stop being a dick and try and be friends with us

Practice what you preach

 

[MechDX]

I'd let Olivia buy me a diner.

I'd let Aron watch

 

[RellyRell28]

alright man

if that munt came up to you at a bar and started talking to you, you would absolutely go ape shit on that cursed puss.

Nope cause I'd be to busy talking to a big booty chick. I don't think like you at all. I think like myself bro.

 

[Bread]

Practice what you preach

gata im friends with lots of people here

dad pls

 

[Tamanon]

My favorite part of the holidays, loud Skype calls with my girl's family in Ecuador. Three more calls of everyone speaking Spanish and getting to say Feliz Navidad before disappearing offscreen!

 

[BlackGhost]

Gata is the worst father of the year.

 

[Goro Majima]

Gata is the worst father of the year.

He's just passing on what his father, bionic, taught him.

 

[Greg]

I guess I should wrap these presents

 

[Alligatorjandro]

He's just passing on what his father, bionic, taught him.

Fuck you

 

[PhoenixDark]

Where's the strap on?

 

[MechDX]

I guess I should wrap these presents

Don't wrap all of them. Unwrapped gifts are "Santa presents"

 

[Patriots7]

jimmy is mine back the fuck off

ill sick the gata on you

Smh, y'all didn't even know who Jimmy was before the draft.

In the words of Rick Ross:
"Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym"

 

[Bread]

Don't wrap all of them. Unwrapped gifts are "Santa presents"

wat

santa wraps his presents too

 

[Fantomex]

Merry Christmas!

This Mac and Cheese brought to you by Phins Gaf

 

[Goro Majima]

Where's the strap on?

Wrong QB. She gets the D from the Green Bay D.

Fuck you

It's okay little guy, it's not your fault bionic is a deadbeat dad!

 

[Buckethead]

I could never get into strap on night.

I mean nothing.

 

[chuckddd]

Where's the strap on?

What do you think is on her head? Antlers?

 

[MechDX]

wat

santa wraps his presents too

Not all presents. Go ask your dad

 

[PhoenixDark]

Wrong QB. She gets the D from the Green Bay D.

http://www.thefamedriven.com/fame-d...stant-kevin-lanflisi/kevinwearsaaronsnflring/

 

[shadyspace]

gata im friends with lots of people here

dad pls

You're not my friend.

 

[BlackGhost]

Smh, y'all didn't even know who Jimmy was before the draft.

In the words of Rick Ross:
"Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym"

As a cleveland sports fan, ppl where talking about him week 2 of the 2013-14 season.
Tis the life of a Browns fan

 

[Bread]

You're not my friend.

oh

 

[dabig2]

JJ Watt ‏@JJWatt · 3h3 hours ago
Turbo Man, Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots & a Weenie Whistle... Best family ever!!! #ItsTurboTime pic.twitter.com/DYiv2KU59p

[\img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5qVFbUCYAEr6xe.jpg:large[/img]
[\img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5qTzxvCYAAX2ar.jpg:large[/img]

JJ is such a good guy. Christmas with the family and wants toys.

This is what happens when you let 90s kids start ruling the NFL.

 

[Kastrioti]

then stop being a dick and try and be friends with us

I'm a friend with all.

How about in the spirit of the holidays we marvel at Tom Brady and Randy Moss 2007 regular season? bionic77 your thoughts on that season?

Where's the strap on?

:jncccc

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Wrong QB. She gets the D from the Green Bay D.



It's okay little guy, it's not your fault bionic is a deadbeat dad!

I hope Santa brings you socks

 

[shadyspace]

oh

Steve Goldblum never forget

 

[Gobias]

As a cleveland sports fan, ppl where talking about him week 2 of the 2013-14 season.
Tis the life of a Browns fan

Every single QB in college football is a hidden gem only one expert posting on a Browns message board knows about.