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[DMczaf]

Are you qualified

He's quantified.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Not saying it is the dirtiest play I have ever seen, but I see a lot of helmet to helmet contact. I do not know if Brown has been concussed before, but it is known that once you get one the next one happens easier. Anyone know if Brown was concussed before?

Either way, it is hard to take the word of a man whose team has just been castrated from the playoffs ruining his long worked for life goals for glory to be much more than anger and frustration.

This is probably his first "official" concussion, But I know for sure he's been concussed before.

 

[sf2fanatic]

I think nfl gaf should coach the Browns

And as we start our first day on the job, we trade for Tom Brady for 2 first rounders.

 

[eznark]

Someone will take him as a starter. It is one the most absolute things in this league,

0% chance someones signs him and just gives him the job. Someone will probably do what the Texans did this past season and bring him in with a couple other shlubs and let them fight for the job.

Headhunting is headhunting but c'mon untying a guy's shoes is despicable and you know it.

What if he trips? What if his shoe comes off in the middle of a play? Or even worse what if he notices it and gets really embarrassed?

Did you even think about those consequences?

I didn't think so.

Making A Murderer season 2 is actually about a kid I went to high school with who tied his step dads shoelaces together after the step dad fell asleep in the lazy boy. Guy murdered his family in self defense and outrageously wasn't acquitted. Thankfully some bleeding hearts have staged 20 hours of film to prove he was innocent.

 

[MechDX]

Are you qualified

He hasnt played Madden lately so no.

 

[harSon]

I still don't think so. Looking at this gif, Brown goes high to catch the ball and gets hit with helmet to helmet contact as he is descending. When Burfict launched, he head was probably lined up with his chest. You can make this type of contact illegal but it's one of those things that you can't label as dirty because players only have a split second to decide how to hit a player. If the moving bodies cause an illegal hit, then so be it.

What makes it bad is the fact that he destroyed a dude who failed to catch the ball multiple steps before he made the hit. He probably had tunnel vision and was so zeroed in on fucking someone up, that he didn't see someone completely facing him did not have a football in their hands. That's his fault.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

And as we start our first day on the job, we trade for Tom Brady for 2 first rounders.

Your services are no longer needed.

 

[ampere]

This Panthers revenge tour doesn't stop.

We are all Patriots this week friends

You may regret this decision, but Pats nation appreciates the support.

Go Pats

 

[Dega]

If I win the lotto, I will buy a CFL team and have NFL-GAF completely run it.

We'd be so bad.

 

[DMczaf]

We'd be so bad.

I'd give you guys 3 years. 1 more year than Lovie because of our history.

 

[JABEE]

David Bowie is dead.

 

[RellyRell28]

Well Bob Quinn's press conference is at 1pm ct so I gonna have to check this out.

 

[Fox318]

Lost was a hell of a ride, even if most of it was bullshit. Wonder if it holds up lol.

I've only seen the first season.

Haven't had time to watch it.

 

[sf2fanatic]

If I win the lotto, I will buy a CFL team and have NFL-GAF completely run it.

What would the name of the team be? Sign me up for linebackers coach.

 

[MechDX]

I'd give you guys 3 years. 1 more year than Lovie because of our history.

So we wouldnt be the Browns of the CFL.

#Positives

 

[Greg]

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[eznark]

I've only seen the first season.

Haven't had time to watch it.

You have seen the perfect amount of Lost. Man I am jealous. That first season was SO GOOD

 

[ampere]

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Just like you predicted

What do you predict for the Patriots

 

[Fox318]

If I win the lotto, I will buy a CFL team and have NFL-GAF completely run it.

Rules from GMs

• Never punt on 3rd down
• QB must punch a motherfucker up if somebody sleeps with his wife
• Tebow is QB
• Brian Schottenhiemer is not allowed to be on the team
• Josh Freeman can be the backup
• Taco Bell can be the sponsor

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Funny that you still can't resist arguing with me.

You're smarter than other plebs that fall for that stuff, and aren't like a pre-ban Dragon who loves to fight, yet I know you can't resist because you think either what i'm saying is true, or that it's a commonly held belief that you disagree with.

Also, it's probably boring talking with Fantomex and Chris all the time since you know they agree with you. Seems I add a lot to the conversation.

You think Dolphins fans wouldn't agree that the organization is dysfunctional?

But yes, you give me an excuse to talk about the Dolphins more. I thank you for that. <3

 

[eznark]

 

[bionic77]

Headhunting is headhunting but c'mon untying a guy's shoes is despicable and you know it.

What if he trips? What if his shoe comes off in the middle of a play? Or even worse what if he notices it and gets really embarrassed?

Did you even think about those consequences?

I didn't think so.

ez just got played and I just got educated on why untying someones shoes is worse than necrophilia.

I humbly apologize to Burfict. I think Ravens fans and the fans of a dozen other teams where he regrettably injured their players in perhaps questionable ways also need to learn to forgive him and move on. Its not like he untied their shoes.

I just hope I never see an assault on the shoelaces of another player ever again.

 

[harSon]

At least we can play in Denver without our Safety having to take the game off out of fear of dying for the first time in a long time

 

[bionic77]

Rules from GMs

• Never punt on 3rd down
• QB must punch a motherfucker up if somebody sleeps with his wife
  [*]Tebow is QB
  
• Brian Schottenhiemer is not allowed to be on the team
• Josh Freeman can be the backup
• Taco Bell can be the sponsor

I was about to say fuck no to going to Canada but now I am interested in the job...

 

[Greg]

Just like you predicted

What do you predict for the Patriots

I don't meddle with dark forces

 

[Bread]

At least we can play in Denver without our Safety having to take the game off out of fear of dying for the first time in a long time

Instead you'll just have to worry about von Miller and tj ward diving at the knees of your players

 

[eznark]

Greg Rosenthal practically jerked off on air to Shazier's hit and almost vomited when talking about Burfict.

At least the NFL's PR team is on message.

 

[Godslay]

Instead you'll just have to worry about von Miller and tj ward diving at the knees of your players

Don't forget Talib trying to poke out eyes.

I want everyone to get their credit.

 

[levious]

Why is anyone arguing about whether it was burfict's shoulder that made the contact? That doesn't matter.

 

[Greg]

At least we can play in Denver without our Safety having to take the game off out of fear of dying for the first time in a long time

might I suggest visors!

edit: beaten by a Broncos fan... damn!

 

[Spinluck]

:lol

I really hope he said this

 

[Bread]

Don't forget Talib trying to poke out eyes.

I want everyone to get their credit.

Yes thank you slay that's another good one.

 

[Spinluck]

Don't forget Talib trying to poke out eyes.

I want everyone to get their credit.

might I suggest visors!

They took out our QB on purpose too!

 

[chuckddd]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTmJQVmh-Xk

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Why is anyone arguing about whether it was burfict's shoulder that made the contact? That doesn't matter.

Because, as we see with the people defending Shazier's hit, most football fans don't understand the rules of the sport they're watching.

 

[harSon]

Instead you'll just have to worry about von Miller and tj ward diving at the knees of your players

We've had good practice having faced the Bengals 3 times this season!

 

[Bread]

:lol

I really hope he said this

It was on late night with Conan

 

[Godslay]

They took out our QB on purpose too!

Your QB tried to be a hero and died.

It was a valiant effort though.

We've had good practice having faced the Bengals 3 times this season!

We played both the Bengals and the Steelers. We know all the tricks now.

 

[XenogearsX]

can't believe adam jones said brown faked the injury
that doesn't even make sense

 

[harSon]

We played both the Bengals and the Steelers. We know all the tricks now.

May the best noodle arm win

 

[bionic77]

can't believe adam jones said brown faked the injury
that doesn't even make sense

That makes a lot of sense considering who is saying it.

What doesn't make sense is that anyone with a brain would take him seriously.

 

[Godslay]

May the best noodle arm win

Peyton reminds me of angel hair pasta.

Ben is more of a penne.

 

[jbug617]

Jaylon Smith declared for the draft.

 

[ampere]

Don't forget Talib trying to poke out eyes.

I want everyone to get their credit.

Talib wasn't poking eyes when he was a Patriot. Control your team

 

[PanicFreak]

What makes it bad is the fact that he destroyed a dude who failed to catch the ball multiple steps before he made the hit. He probably had tunnel vision and was so zeroed in on fucking someone up, that he didn't see someone completely facing him did not have a football in their hands. That's his fault.

I could see that. I think a fine is in order but I don't think they should suspend him for this hit though.

 

[Godslay]

Talib wasn't poking eyes when he was a Patriot. Control your team

He wasn't murdering people either. I think he's well-behaved given the alternative.

 

[Mortimer Brewster]

Rules from GMs

• Never punt on 3rd down
• QB must punch a motherfucker up if somebody sleeps with his wife
• Tebow is QB
• Brian Schottenhiemer is not allowed to be on the team
• Josh Freeman can be the backup
• Taco Bell can be the sponsor

Taco Bell will demand lots of cuts to the sideline to show Josh stuffing his face with Taco bells newest creations.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

He wasn't murdering people either. I think he's well-behaved given the alternative.

A patriot hasn't murdered anyone in years.

 

[jakncoke]

That makes a lot of sense considering who is saying it.

What doesn't make sense is that anyone with a brain would take him seriously.

kas has no brain confirmed which is why he is a stafford fan

 

[eznark]

A patriot hasn't murdered anyone in years.

Prove it