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NFL 2015 Week 12 |OT| - A Fraud is Thankful

Where is the got damned plate?!?!?!!

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So...I hope pats lose to Denver on Sunday. I say this only because if they win, they are likely to go 16-0 and then on the last Miami game, instead of resting players, they will go all out to go 16-0 again, and they really need to rest.
 
Stats for my stats bros. You know who you are

EPA (offense)
Code:
1          New England Patriots   127.30
2          Arizona Cardinals      114.31
3          Cincinnati Bengals     85.71
4          New Orleans Saints     80.08
5          Pittsburgh Steelers    72.94
6          Green Bay Packers      65.92
7          Carolina Panthers      61.09
8          Atlanta Falcons        55.42
9          Oakland Raiders        52.52
10         New York Giants        52.19
11         Kansas City Chiefs     39.26
12         San Diego Chargers     37.46
13         Seattle Seahawks       37.30
14         Tampa Bay Buccaneers   30.58
15         Minnesota Vikings      21.34
16         Chicago Bears          16.67
17         Buffalo Bills          15.98
18         New York Jets          12.95
19         Baltimore Ravens       7.59
20         Washington Redskins    7.21
21         Dallas Cowboys         6.70
22         Indianapolis Colts     4.72
23         Miami Dolphins         3.17
24         Philadelphia Eagles    -0.44
25         Jacksonville Jaguars   -9.46
26         Houston Texans         -11.24
27         Detroit Lions          -13.95
28         Denver Broncos         -19.41
29         San Francisco 49ers    -24.06
30         Cleveland Browns       -24.89
31         Tennessee Titans       -29.21
32         St. Louis Rams         -68.95

EPA (defense)
Code:
1          Carolina Panthers      64.14
2          Denver Broncos         60.02
3          St. Louis Rams         46.27
4          Arizona Cardinals      30.56
5          New York Jets          30.38
6          Seattle Seahawks       24.58
7          Kansas City Chiefs     23.49
8          Philadelphia Eagles    4.46
9          Minnesota Vikings      -3.22
10         Pittsburgh Steelers    -4.83
11         Tennessee Titans       -6.02
12         Buffalo Bills          -7.27
13         Atlanta Falcons        -12.37
14         Cincinnati Bengals     -13.13
15         Houston Texans         -14.30
16         New England Patriots   -14.87
17         Green Bay Packers      -28.25
18         Indianapolis Colts     -30.91
19         Tampa Bay Buccaneers   -35.80
20         Jacksonville Jaguars   -43.56
21         Dallas Cowboys         -45.60
22         New York Giants        -47.97
23         Chicago Bears          -51.91
24         Miami Dolphins         -52.06
25         Washington Redskins    -54.75
26         Baltimore Ravens       -58.39
27         Detroit Lions          -66.30
28         Cleveland Browns       -86.71
29         Oakland Raiders        -92.49
30         San Diego Chargers     -92.49
31         San Francisco 49ers    -100.39
32         New Orleans Saints     -127.11


Points per drive (offense)
Code:
1              New England Patriots   2.74
2              Arizona Cardinals      2.55
3              Cincinnati Bengals     2.33
4              Carolina Panthers      2.22
5              New York Giants        2.15
6              Oakland Raiders        2.08
7              Green Bay Packers      2.07
8              New Orleans Saints     2.06
9              Atlanta Falcons        2.03
10             Kansas City Chiefs     1.99
11             Pittsburgh Steelers    1.95
12             San Diego Chargers     1.94
13             Chicago Bears          1.91
14             Tampa Bay Buccaneers   1.90
15             Buffalo Bills          1.88
16             New York Jets          1.83
17             Baltimore Ravens       1.81
18             Seattle Seahawks       1.77
19             Washington Redskins    1.77
20             Minnesota Vikings      1.70
21             Dallas Cowboys         1.68
22             Indianapolis Colts     1.66
23             Jacksonville Jaguars   1.66
24             Philadelphia Eagles    1.62
25             Houston Texans         1.58
26             Miami Dolphins         1.58
27             Denver Broncos         1.56
28             Detroit Lions          1.52
29             Tennessee Titans       1.50
30             Cleveland Browns       1.50
31             St. Louis Rams         1.30
32             San Francisco 49ers    1.26

Points per drive (defense)
Code:
1    St. Louis Rams         1.38
2    Denver Broncos         1.38
3    Carolina Panthers      1.39
4    New York Jets          1.52
5    New England Patriots   1.56
6    Seattle Seahawks       1.56
7    Cincinnati Bengals     1.60
8    Kansas City Chiefs     1.64
9    Minnesota Vikings      1.65
10   Houston Texans         1.66
11   Pittsburgh Steelers    1.68
12   Philadelphia Eagles    1.69
13   Buffalo Bills          1.75
14   Arizona Cardinals      1.78
15   Atlanta Falcons        1.78
16   Green Bay Packers      1.78
17   Tennessee Titans       1.84
18   Dallas Cowboys         1.84
19   Indianapolis Colts     1.94
20   Miami Dolphins         1.94
21   Chicago Bears          1.95
22   Jacksonville Jaguars   1.96
23   Baltimore Ravens       2.04
24   Tampa Bay Buccaneers   2.04
25   Oakland Raiders        2.12
26   New York Giants        2.12
27   Washington Redskins    2.12
28   San Francisco 49ers    2.13
29   Cleveland Browns       2.22
30   Detroit Lions          2.29
31   San Diego Chargers     2.32
32   New Orleans Saints     2.58
 
He simply will cease to exist. He also draws power from being acknowledged so let's not speak of him.
He'll probably bandwagon whatever team knocks Brady into retirement.

And that is why I don't mind Tabris! He's on the right side! His ways may be unconventional, but his heart is good
 

XiaNaphryz

LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Philadelphia sports teams are now a combined 4-24 in the month of November. 3 of those wins were by the Flyers.
 
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