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is she married to your friend's uncle that works for nintendo

My friend's uncle is in the army he kills high value targets

I'd call her an idiot for not using the toilet like everyone else.

Is Toedt around?

dunno, im working. Ill text him to go online.

Bet she went to Italy.

If only people stopped wasting their time on obviously stupid places like Rome or Paris or Barcelona or Berlin...

Come to Edinburgh or Utrecht or the Franconian countryside or wherever.

He says that she went to everywhere in Europe and they ate pig penis

 

[WanderingWind]

I was mostly sarcastic.

The American superiority complex in interacting with people from other countries will never stop fascinating me. The way they take for granted that we know stuff about their geography and culture, while being absolutely and utterly clueless about other places themselves...
Self-centered to the max.

"Germany? That's where Dirk is from, right?"

Edit: Mandatory "of course there are exceptions" edit.

It's really no different then Europeans shitting on America based on what they think the country is because of what they've learned from Hollywood. It's pretty damn commonplace.

That being said, yeah, America would be better off in general if the country really wasn't so isolated from the rest of the world. Canada is basically a colder version of America and the only other country is so scare a good half of the Americans want to build a fucking wall.

Also, fuck a Unification Day. I wanted to go shopping today.

 

[Dega]

Bet she went to Italy.

If only people stopped wasting their time on obviously stupid places like Rome or Paris or Barcelona or Berlin...

Come to Edinburgh or Utrecht or the Franconian countryside or wherever.

Don't come to any of our most popular places when you visit here either.


Crud might be banned soon

 

[Milchjon]

It's really no different then Europeans shitting on America based on what they think the country is because of what they've learned from Hollywood. It's pretty damn commonplace.

Of course. But citizens of most countries have a much better idea of America than the other way around. I mean, in many ways we basically copy you.

Also, fuck a Unification Day. I wanted to go shopping today.

Yes.

Also, why would we celebrate letting Ossis in.

 

[Kave_Man]

Has Nori-Chan come back yet?

 

[Grover Cleveland]

I heard from a reliable source that Europe's basically exactly like the movies.

The medieval movies. With cats fighting with swords and shields and shit.

Scobee released. Steelers-GAF rejoice

Snoop willed it.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Snoop willed it.

Snoop Lion rules

So the Steelers gave up a 6th rounder for 1 game?

He is a hero to me.

 

[Milchjon]

Worst thing about Europe is their choice of sports.

I'd rather shit in a hole than watch soccer each and every day.

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

Bet she went to Italy.

If only people stopped wasting their time on obviously stupid places like Rome or Paris or Barcelona or Berlin...

Come to Edinburgh or Utrecht or the Franconian countryside or wherever.

I've been to both Edinburgh and Utrecht. Are you telling me that these are not third world status items?

 

[MRSA]

jak is in depression mode again, saying he wants to die, I told him to do it already.

 

[WanderingWind]

I really miss England. It has all the cool shit I love about Germany, but with a language I can speak better than a 4 year old!

 

[Narag]

I'd rather shit in a hole than watch soccer each and every day.

I see we have our week 5 title.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Aren't the Longhorns supposed to be good?

 

[Line_HTX]

I want to go see a trance party in Utrecht or Ibiza or any Euro place where a big name DJ is doing a big gig.

 

[Syrinx]

Aren't the Longhorns supposed to be good?

No.

 

[Milchjon]

Yo jak chill

Don't do anything stupid,

Chan would enjoy that, and that should never ever happen!

 

[cdyhybrid]

Aren't the Longhorns supposed to be good?

Texas hasn't been good since Colt McCoy was there.

 

[MRSA]

Yo jak chill

Don't do anything stupid,

Chan would enjoy that, and that should never ever happen!

jak is too much of a bitch to do anything

 

[Trey]

I really miss England. It has all the cool shit I love about Germany, but with a language I can speak better than a 4 year old!

don't be discouraged, friend. A 4 year old intelligence doesn't stop Gata.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

#BusinessTrip

 

[zychi]

jak is too much of a bitch to do anything

Says the guy who:

Carries a gun everywhere
Whine all day on the internet
Still hiding behind an alt
Entire online presence is either whining or telling someone "fuck you"


Leave jak alone

 

[Line_HTX]

BreadRSA is the worst fusion.

 

[Narag]

BreadRSA is the worst fusion.

It's no Line_JNA.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

don't be discouraged, friend. A 4 year old intelligence doesn't stop Gata.

This is slander

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

It's no Line_JNA.

jnc

 

[MRSA]

It's no Line_JNA.

lmao

fuck you jak

 

[Line_HTX]

It's no Line_JNA.

You have shit tastes in anime as well.

XP

 

[Man God]

You have shit tastes in anime as well.

XP

 

[Dega]

Guess I'll fuse with gata just to see what a Dogator looks like.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Guess I'll fuse with gata just to see what a Dogator looks like.

I'm not fusing with anyone

 

[Milchjon]

Jak, if you do something stupid, I'll be majorly pissed.

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

I'm not fusing with anyone

who isn't your cousin.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

who isn't your cousin.

Are you Chan

 

[Malalaw]

Poor jak

 

[Dega]

What's wrong with him other than the usual?

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

Are you Chan

I'm inebriated.

 

[Milchjon]

What's wrong with him other than the usual?

Seems to be making suicide threats and Chan is egging him on.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Seems to be making suicide threats and Chan is egging him on.

Fucking Chan

 

[BlackGhost]

Seems to be making suicide threats and Chan is egging him on.

I looked at this Twitter. Doesn't seem like anything out the ordinary, seems he's just drinking and watching football like a normal Saturday
He's getting hype for the Ohio teams to play

 

[Line_HTX]

I told him he better be here for Thursday Night Football.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I looked at this Twitter. Doesn't seem like anything out the ordinary, seems he's just drinking and watching football like a normal Saturday
He's getting hype for the Ohio teams to play

I am getting hyped too. I'm watching this Longhorns game smiling. You deserve this Texas.. You deserve this.

Also Jak. If you survived Scobee Thursday. You can survive anything. Don't do anything.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Doesn't he have accuracy issues as well?

If he makes 75% of his field goal kicks that will be a 25% improvement over Scobee.

 

[BlackGhost]

I can tell you guys this, Miller high life is not the champagne of beers. They got me

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I can tell you guys this, Miller high life is not the champagne of beers. They got me

Bamboozled

 

[Milchjon]

I can tell you guys this, Miller high life is not the champagne of beers. They got me

Maybe they just mean that champagne is a really bad sparkling wine?

 

[cdyhybrid]

I can tell you guys this, Miller high life is not the champagne of beers. They got me

BG pls!

 

[Line_HTX]

I can tell you guys this, Miller high life is not the champagne of beers. They got me

Miller Lite a Shit beer. So is Coors Light.

Shiner is better than those.

 

[RBH]

This Alabama/Georgia game should be good

 

[MRSA]

Fucking Chan

Fuck you Gata

 

[FloydtheFathead]

This Alabama/Georgia game should be good

Will this be Richt's letdown game? Because we all know he is supposed to have one every year.