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[FloydtheFathead]

Anyone who is against this should probably be in jail.

Fuck the Lakers. Fried Chicken is excellent though

#WHITEPEOPLE

#Racist

 

[Sviatoslav]

Cowboys grading chart for their defensive players. Nick Hayden posted it on twitter to prove he wasn't terrible against Seattle.

Interesting to see a team's grading system. Posting on mobile, so can't tell if it is too big.

I can't trust any grading system that suggests that Nick Hayden isn't garbage. No wonder we can't win a game without Romo.

 

[Farooq]

I can't trust any grading system that suggests that Nick Hayden isn't garbage. No wonder we can't win a game without Romo.

It explains why he is still on the roster. Marinelli's golden cock.

Spoiler

For those that don't know, Golden Cock is Marinelli's nick name for Hayden.

 

[Man God]

Where is the new around the NFL? I need my commute podcast

It's up now.

 

[Drakeon]

Wait, Pep Hamilton was fired? Listening to ATN and just heard that.

 

[Line_HTX]

Dreamboat

#WHITEPEOPLE

At least it wasn't the other kicker who was doing a golf swing.

 

[cdyhybrid]

It explains why he is still on the roster. Marinelli's golden cock.

Spoiler

For those that don't know, Golden Cock is Marinelli's nick name for Hayden.

You guys are weird.

 

[Spinluck]

Wait, Pep Hamilton was fired? Listening to ATN and just heard that.

Yeah Poop Hamilton is out

Shame Luck couldn't hit all his targets last night...

In all realness, Pep is a nice dude and he will fine work elsewhere. He never really called plays at Stanford either when Luck was there, never had the training wheels taken off.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Dreamboat

This makes me ashamed more than the team's record

 

[Sviatoslav]

It explains why he is still on the roster. Marinelli's golden cock.

Spoiler

For those that don't know, Golden Cock is Marinelli's nick name for Hayden.

Do you know what a LOAF is on the chart?

 

[Eleuin]

tl;dr: Block better, assholes. Scheme better, assholes.

Great writeup, agree with pretty much everything. Philbin coming back would be great, Clements may be the QB whisperer but damn it doesn't seem like he can gameplan.

Staying static in sets hoping for receivers to get separation on their own or for rodgers to pull something out of his ass doesn't work against great teams

 

[WesternHeretic]

Seahawks don't play this weekend... what do I do with my Sunday?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Seahawks don't play this weekend... what do I do with my Sunday?

Drugs

 

[Bread]

Seahawks don't play this weekend... what do I do with my Sunday?

Drink and drive

 

[cdyhybrid]

Do you know what a LOAF is on the chart?

This makes me think it's # of plays where you mail it in.

Drugs

Drink and drive

SMH. Pats fans are criminals, shocking.

 

[WesternHeretic]

Drugs

Unfortunately drugs is not something I should be doing right now. Unless there is a drug that bring happiness without the crash, then i don't know. Not really much of a weed guy either even though it's legal here.

Drink and drive

You know if I actually do and kill someone I'm sure Bionic can use his powers and hold you liable for encouraging such an act. I know it's joke but sometimes you take it way too far.

Maybe I should adopt a team. How about the..... Browns? Right guys? Johnny fucking football!

 

[Sanjuro]

Yeah, buddy!

 

[Bread]

You know if I actually do and kill someone I'm sure Bionic can use his powers and hold you liable for encouraging such an act. I know it's joke but sometimes you take it way too far.

It would be a joke if I said it to anyone else, you're the one who made it a reality!

 

[Tom Penny]

Yeah, buddy!

Hmm. I need to try that gansett.

 

[Bread]

Yeah, buddy!

Whoa

I need it!

 

[Sweeney Tom]

@MotivationAth
Vernon Davis on going from Kaepernick to Peyton: "It's like wrecking a Honda Civic and the insurance company replacing it with a Ferrari."

 

[Narag]

Narag deserves this

I do deserve chud as my OC. thanks!

 

[Generate]

Seahawks don't play this weekend... what do I do with my Sunday?

Watch documentaries.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Watch documentaries.

What kind of documentaries?

 

[Narag]

Seahawks don't play this weekend... what do I do with my Sunday?

Whatever it is you might want to consider whether or not you can do it in January too.

 

[Bread]

Whatever it is you might want to consider whether or not you can do it in January too.

You too, maybe the Texans can be your secondary team!

 

[zswordsman]

Seahawks don't play this weekend... what do I do with my Sunday?

Rewatch super bowl 48 and the last 5 minutes of the 2014-15 nfc final.

 

[Starphoenix]

@MotivationAth
Vernon Davis on going from Kaepernick to Peyton: "It's like wrecking a Honda Civic and the insurance company replacing it with a Ferrari."

 

[Narag]

You too, maybe the Texans can be your secondary team!

All in with the Cards if the Colts don't make it!

 

[Line_HTX]

Unfortunately drugs is not something I should be doing right now. Unless there is a drug that bring happiness without the crash, then i don't know. Not really much of a weed guy either even though it's legal here.



You know if I actually do and kill someone I'm sure Bionic can use his powers and hold you liable for encouraging such an act. I know it's joke but sometimes you take it way too far.

Maybe I should adopt a team. How about the..... Browns? Right guys? Johnny fucking football!

What a druggie.

=D

 

[Bread]

All in with the Cards if the Colts don't make it!

Maybe Arians will come back to save your team once Pagano goes to the Cleve.

 

[Narag]

Maybe Arians will come back to save your team once Pagano goes to the Cleve.

Harbs gonna come back and finish what he started in '95!

 

[Elfforkusu]

@MotivationAth
Vernon Davis on going from Kaepernick to Peyton: "It's like wrecking a Honda Civic and the insurance company replacing it with a Ferrari."

Holy crap. :jnc

 

[BlackGhost]

Maybe Arians will come back to save your team once Pagano goes to the Cleve.

Is that the path to 8-8?

 

[rando14]

Peyton manning is a ferrari??

Lol get real VD, you went from a broken Honda Civic to a broken Toyota Corolla*....

*no offense to BG, who can afford neither

 

[Sanjuro]

To be fair, Vernon Davis is as washed up as PeyPey.

 

[Bowser]

Contracts for GMs run through the draft. You really can't fire a GM during the year, b/c there isn't anyone out there to come in and replace him. Even when teams clean house, the GM and scouts stay on in at least advisory roles.

Panthers fired Marty Hurney in Week 8 in 2012: http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8536687/marty-hurney-carolina-panthers-gm-fired-team-starts-1-5

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

@MotivationAth
Vernon Davis on going from Kaepernick to Peyton: "It's like wrecking a Honda Civic and the insurance company replacing it with a Ferrari."

i'm not one to defend kap cause he sucks dick but lets just say part of the reason that honda civic was wrecked because of inclement weather, and that inclement weather was vernon davis

 

[Elfforkusu]

Peyton manning is a ferrari??

Lol get real VD, you went from a broken Honda Civic to a broken Toyota Corolla*....

*no offense to BG, who can afford neither

He didn't say what model and year the ferrari was!

Maybe it is an ancient 330.

 

[Lionel Richie]

Got home and saw that the Colts fired Pep Hamilton. Today was the best football day in quite a fucking time. If there was ever a shittier OC in the league, I just don't remember.

 

[Line_HTX]

To be fair, Vernon Davis is as washed up as PeyPey.

:Jnc

All that pizza turned you into a turtle.

 

[Sanjuro]

:Jnc

All that pizza turned you into a turtle.

I'm not sure about that.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Got home and saw that the Colts fired Pep Hamilton. Today was the best football day in quite a fucking time. If there was ever a shittier OC in the league, I just don't remember.

There's a shittier OC in the league right now.

 

[Syrinx]

Yes rules.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

There's a shittier OC in the league right now.

look at this motherfucker! LOOK AT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bread]

Is that the path to 8-8?

Yes friend, embrace it.

 

[Lionel Richie]

There's a shittier OC in the league right now.

I guess I was hyperbolic out of frustration, but there's just no excuse for the shit show calling Pep got away with for more than 2 years.

Pep is the Blaine Gabbert of OC.

 

[Syrinx]

So Darrell Bevell is like the Kaep of OC's?

 

[Sanjuro]

You know what this beer tastes like?

 

[cdyhybrid]

So Darrell Bevell is like the Kaep of OC's?

Trent Dilfer