Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Don't you ever compare us to those disgusting animals!
The Lakers never cheated (on the court, if we are talking about on their wives well shit is relaxed on that front in the NBA)!
We gave the world Magic Johnson, Showtime, Cedric the Great and even a cure for AIDS! We even gave you Pat Riley and his marvelous hair! I didn't even get to Kobe or the Laker girls!
The Pats have done nothing but evil during their time on this blessed planet. We are the exact opposite of them. There are no asterisks on our titles!
Laker fans are also extremely intelligent, good looking, kind and almost impossible to hate. We are the exact opposite of the Pats.
I admit that we had it good for a long time and we are spoiled. But don't compare us to the Pats! If you mean it we are through weinke. For real! Not like one of those weird games animus play with their anime pillows before they have make up pillow sex! If you mean this then we are done.
You know I'm just kidding.
Pats fans won't even be around in 5 years to bitch because they'll have moved to another bandwagon to encourage cheating and racism there.
You are spoiled as fuck though. I say that as a fan of one spoiled franchise to another.