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[Line_HTX]

How old are you now Mech? I had my kids at 23 and 26, now I'm about to be 33. Huge difference. So tired....

You middle aged old.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Tom Brady may be human.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Tom Brady may be human.

Why do you say that Paper?

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

congrats mech!

 

[Plasticine]

Tom Brady may be human.

He may be human. He may be a baby eating, lying, cheating, creature of the underworld. Some things we'll never know for certain. But I which one I'm leaning towards.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Kave pls

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Kave pls

My boy Kave wouldn't do that, now using a Toronto rat as a case for a Raspberry Pi...maybe.

 

[Spinluck]

Mech finally gonna raise a Colt.

:')

 

[MRSA]

Meh, I'd still take a Chevy Volt over a Tesla Model 3.

 

[MRSA]

squeeeeeeeeee

hi cajun

 

[Line_HTX]

Mech finally gonna raise a Colt.

:')

Ewww, fucking gross. Fuck the Colts.

 

[zswordsman]

Ewww, fucking gross. Fuck the Colts.

Hopefully the Texans give them 10 years of darkness with Brock and they don't see the playoffs.

 

[MechDX]

Man broncos fans on Twitter need to get over Brock leaving. Coming off like the jilted lover.

 

[bigosc2k]

I'm guessing I'm the very few without kids around here.

 

[Fantomex]

squeeeeeeeeee

hi cajun

You can tell shes gonna get that old lady face real quick!

 

[MechDX]

I'm guessing I'm the very few without kids around here.

You can have Gata since Bionic abandoned him

 

[Line_HTX]

Hopefully the Texans give them 10 years of darkness with Brock and they don't see the playoffs.

You're good people.

Spoiler

Erina's the best.

 

[bigosc2k]

You can have Gata since Bionic abandoned him

Umm no thanks I'm good.

 

[Greg]

congrats, Mech!

 

[MechDX]

congrats, Mech!

If it's a boy I shall move to Ohio and name him Greg. You can teach him the ways of the pong.

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

Hello friends. 2 lb pretzel.

Are you at Brauhaus Schmitz in Philadelphia?

Second question: Is it actually worth eating soft pretzels elsewhere in the world? Fuck bagels man, soft pretzels are where it's at. Easily as good for sandwich material.

 

[Himynameischris]

New archer was great hope they keep it up all season

 

[Dega]

If it's a boy I shall move to Ohio and name him Greg. You can teach him the ways of the pong.

His name was already decided.

 

[Greg]

If it's a boy I shall move to Ohio and name him Greg. You can teach him the ways of the pong.

I'm down!

 

[zswordsman]

You're good people.

Spoiler

Erina's the best.

yep, fuck the colts.

Spoiler

best tsundere

 

[ampere]

Jalen Mills Says NFL Team Asked How He Would Kill Someone in Interview

Un-fucking-real.

edit: I'll just add the article..

NFL really not have ground rules for what can be asked? lol

Bet the Browns asked that question

 

[Bread]

His name was already decided.

Dega is not a name, it is a title given to gatas.

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

It's sort of shocking to me that I can easily look up any stat from any sport for almost the entire history of the sport online, but I can't find my grandfather's WWII service records online after two hours of searching.

Kind of depressing.

 

[cdyhybrid]

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Mech, will you name him Dutch?

 

[chuckddd]

30 kids for 30 mothers.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Good morning friends!

Friend Chuck, why are you up so late!

 

[Sweeney Tom]

His name was already decided.

First name Coming

Middle name Home

 

[Dutch Gronk]

First name Coming

Middle name Home

Taylor Bae DX when it's a girl.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Damn today I heard a real life RBH joke while at Knotts Berry Farm. " Why did the nurse fail art? Because it didn't know how to draw Blood!"
:rbh jokes everywhere.


*Sigh

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I'm not feeling the model 3 at all. Did you order Bionic?

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

I'm not feeling the model 3 at all. Did you order Bionic?

Bionic money spending breakdown:
5%-Food
10%-Magic Jonson Memorabilia
40%-Purses
45%-Rugs

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Bionic money spending breakdown:
5%-Food
10%-Magic Jonson Memorabilia
40%-Purses
45%-Rugs

Looks like a properly diversified portfolio.

 

[Gobias]

lol there are still people who get mad on the internet when Jeff Gerstmann gives something a negative review

 

[Dutch Gronk]

lol there are still people who get mad on the internet when Jeff Gerstmann gives something a negative review

Brother, can I have a mozzarella stick pls

 

[Gobias]

Brother, can I have a mozzarella stick pls

I'm not drunk enough. Plus there's always crazy people in that restaurant in the middle of the night who might stab me

 

[MRSA]

I miss alcohol.

 

[WanderingWind]

I'm not drunk enough. Plus there's always crazy people in that restaurant in the middle of the night who might stab me

Oh nice, you work at Denny's?

 

[Gobias]

Oh nice, you work at Denny's?

Never actually been to a Denny's. Is it like a classy Waffle House or a less classy Waffle House?

 

[WanderingWind]

Never actually been to a Denny's. Is it like a classy Waffle House or a less classy Waffle House?

If Waffle House is a Bud Light, Denny's is the Miller High Life. And the Huddle House is the half of a 40 in the hands of the passed out crack head behind the Waffle House.

 

[WesternHeretic]

30 kids for 30 mothers.

This is my story. How I turn half of South Seattle's population into my seeds.

 

[Spinluck]

Never thought I'd see the day I spend this much on a shaver.

But I'm tired of fucking razors fucking up the skin on my face. The razor bumps and scars are just too much. Fuck this.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003YJAZZ4/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B003YJAZZ4&linkCode=as2&tag=pickmyshaverusa-20

I hope these are worth it.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

So, do you guys like football?

 

[bionic77]

I'm not feeling the model 3 at all. Did you order Bionic?

Need to see the options. Interested in what the max range will be.

I think I need a 300 mile range (while will probably result in real world 230 or so) for me to consider it.

I also told myself no more new cars so if I get it I will have broken that pledge. That's not a real obstacle though...

 

[Grover Cleveland]

So, do you guys like football?

No fuck that shit

This

and

this

can both go to hell.

It's Baseball Season.