Nemesis121
Member
Raptors vs. Thunder in Finals?
ESPN would die..
Raptors vs. Thunder in Finals?
Fuck em.ESPN would die..
https://youtu.be/Swvf3w6hcY4ESPN would die..
Raptors vs. Thunder in Finals?
I hear ya, man. First child going to college in a couple of months, second to follow in two years. Those nice vacations are done. Upgrades to aging laptops? Nope. One TV has a fucking purple blob on it, but that's not getting replaced. I'm driving a 2005 truck and my wife's van just needed a couple new tires.
Sigh....
At least we're not Pats fans, though. Can you fucking imagine how much your life would suck if you were a Pats fan?
Tabris: you're now officially required, under penalty of permanent ban, to personally donate a minimum of $1000 USD to a vetted non-profit charitable organization aimed at improving quality of life for the less privileged and/or saving lives, e.g. UNICEF, at no discernible direct benefit to yourself (so no planting a tree in some Vancouver fundraiser and getting a plaque somewhere with your name on it and an invite to a black tie event where you try to get laid), and provide accompanying legitimate documentation of doing so to me personally, in explicit conjunction with any brag thread you would like to post on NeoGAF from this point onward and until stated otherwise. Meaning that the donation is made within the same 24 hour period that you would like to post the brag thread to directly offset it, so not documentation referencing an otherwise occurring standard annual contribution.
Should be a non-issue for someone of your staggering opulence, and you can even mention in the OP of the brag threads that you provided clean drinking water for an impoverished community or funded the cost of antiretrovirals for a baby to be born HIV-free or whatever cause you funded that time, making your brag thread that much more brag-worthy.
Tabris will do it. Watch.
I-O!
Damn son.
Seems Tabris accepted.
Why won't his dad buy him real furniture instead of garbage from IKEA?What does he care? It's his dad's money.
He should donate the money to my fund.He can donate the money to my gaming laptop fund
How much is a gaming laptop?He can donate the money to my gaming laptop fund
:jnc
You're both good peopleI-O!
Why won't his dad buy him real furniture instead of garbage from IKEA?
What does he care? It's his dad's money.
That's a shame.
I'm ok with it though. Tabris threatened to root for Eli. I take that personally.
We should also institute this tax for any time someone denies Tom Brady cheated.I approve of the Asshole Tax.
We should also institute this tax for any time someone denies Tom Brady cheated.
How much is a gaming laptop?
I would prefer some sort of public humiliation or loss of freedom for such a horrific crime.We should also institute this tax for any time someone denies Tom Brady cheated.
I don't like thinking of hypotheticals of what I would do if my son turned out to be a monster like Tabris of some Pats fan.If your son grew up to be a two-teamer, would you support him with anything better than IKEA?
Aren't the Vikings already hosting one in a couple years?
He does root for Eli. Dude is a Giants fan now.
The only good thing for Tabris now is that his donation will probably be tax decuctable, so if he plays it smart, he'll barely lose money.
Add to that that a 1000 bucks is already considered a large gift by some charities and will get you invited to social events.
Aren't the Vikings already hosting one in a couple years?
EvilLore, I sent you a PM to work out a donation plan
But on the topic of "bragging". Is there a monetary value where sharing a life experience becomes boastful?
If someone posted a thread asking people about their best vacation and then talked about their fantastic vacation to Disneyland - how is that different then talking about their fantastic vacation to Dubai? or made a thread about their $30 Italian takeout vs eating at some Michelin-level restaurant. All of those things are great things and it's fun to hear about the things people enjoy!
Why is it frowned upon to share some of my life experiences because some of them may be expensive? I'm able to afford those because I don't spend much on a lot of things - I don't spend thousands on video games, I don't have a car, I'll eat on the cheap when not going to nice restaurants, I don't save for retirement, I use the fantastic Ikea brand for a lot of my furniture, etc. I just have different priorities and focus my money on great life experiences and it's fun to share them with people and also see what great life experiences others have had. This thread was fun hearing a lot of the cool things people have done like flown in private jets, met presidents, been to F1 race, etc.
I B-ELI-EVE IN ELI!!
I B-ELI-EVE HE CAN TOUCH THE SKY!
I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY NIGHT AND DAY!
SPREAD THOSE PASSES AND FLY AWAY!
I B-ELI-EVE HE CAN SOAR!
I SEE ELI RUNNING THROUGH THAT OPEN DOOR!
I B-ELI-EVE IN ELI!!
Eeeeh
I'm all for fucking with Tabris, but if he's serious then that's some shit.
Oh maybe I misunderstood then, he made it sound like the city didnt give in to the NFL's crazy demands but maybe they did. Weird.
I don't have Ikea furniture. But I have also recently seen a house with a $17k dining table, $4500 sideboard table, and $5000 cocktail table. So if I was going to parcel out my megabucks on dumb shit, I think I'd rather have the lame furniture and a high end Dubai brothel romp over Kelvin Giormani couches
I don't have Ikea furniture. But I have also recently seen a house with a $17k dining table, $4500 sideboard table, and $5000 cocktail table. So if I was going to parcel out my megabucks on dumb shit, I think I'd rather have the lame furniture and a high end Dubai brothel romp over Kelvin Giormani couches
I needed a special media cabinet when I moved into my house. Oe that could fit 2 55" TV's and all of our consoles. My wife and I looked around and finally found something at ikea that would work for us. We had to have professionals come in and mount it to the wall so that the weight of all the consoles wouldnt make it tip over but we are super happy with it.
I got crappy Ikea furniture for my crappy studio and I probably wouldn't go there again