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NFL 2016 Offseason Thread |OT3| - With the 29th pick of the 2016 NFL draft...

FMT is a dad! How best to celebrate?

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Line_HTX

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XiaNaphryz said:
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A shark chomping on a penguin sounds nice.
 
Goro Majima

Goro Majima

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I feel like Stafford has a lot of similarities with Drew Bledsoe. A bunch of stats but that's it.

I guess Bledsoe actually got to the Super Bowl
 
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Bread

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Tabris said:
Slightly off topic, but not worth it's own thread.

I recently hooked up with a friend after some drinking. As we were unbuttoning and removing each other's clothes, she reached to take off my Apple Watch. I said "Leave it on, I want to track the activity" with a wink. She teased me for a bit over it lol.

But I legitimately wanted to track the activity. Would you, or have you ever had sex (the kind you spend a couple hours fucking naked in bed, not the quickies some of you are talking about it) with your smartwatch on? If not, would you consider it a faux pas?
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omg
 
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Hindl

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Bread said:
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What.

The.

Fuck.

What is he even tracking?! His heart rate? How long it lasts? That makes no fucking sense. Tabris seems like the type of dude that makes a homemade sex tape but positions the camera so it only really captures him
 
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BigAT

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Has anyone ever had a girl try to take off their watch while undressing? I can't imagine someone reaching for my wrist and trying to unstrap me passionately while trying to get down to business.
 
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Himynameischris

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BigAT said:
Has anyone ever had a girl try to take off their watch while undressing? I can't imagine someone reaching for my wrist and trying to unstrap me passionately while trying to get down to business.
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No never, that makes no sense.

Hindl said:
What.

The.

Fuck.

What is he even tracking?! His heart rate? How long it lasts? That makes no fucking sense. Tabris seems like the type of dude that makes a homemade sex tape but positions the camera so it only really captures him
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Tarbris is JJ Watt....wow kinda makes sense tho
 
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AbortedWalrusFetus

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Hindl said:
What.

The.

Fuck.

What is he even tracking?! His heart rate? How long it lasts? That makes no fucking sense. Tabris seems like the type of dude that makes a homemade sex tape but positions the camera so it only really captures him
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He busts out a mirror and stares into his own eyes during the entire act?

That's sort of like how Verlander was staring at himself in the mirror instead of starting at Kate Upton in the leaks.
 
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Bread

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BigAT said:
Has anyone ever had a girl try to take off their watch while undressing? I can't imagine someone reaching for my wrist and trying to unstrap me passionately while trying to get down to business.
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You haven't had a girl try to take off your watch with her mouth before?
 
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FloydtheFathead

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Line_HTX said:
Fucker deserved it for sweeping all of that, ALL OF THAT under the rug.

The school's statement was shady too using a convenient excuse that they're relevant.
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Baylor was trash forever. Ever since the basketball scandal, they have been gross as shit.

Butch Jones should be petrified. If they can dump Briles.. Tennessee will surely dump him the fuck out to try and save themselves.

Grover Cleveland said:
Mafuckas

A) It was a week

B) Fuck UNC and Clemson. Actually I have no strong feelings towards Clemson, but fuck UNC



Also

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GOAT WNBA Football Player Returns
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No fuck Clemson for saving up for the ultimate Klempsoning and losing to Bama.

Sweeney Tom said:
Ravens forfeit a week of OTAs, Ravens and Harbaugh fined for CBA violation

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I mean after last year.. Wouldn't you look at this as a blessing so the team doesn't like.. Die?

Sanjuro said:
You lit the Drew Bledsoe signal for this?!
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Is there ever a bad time for this?

Bread said:
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No.. No.. I refuse to believe this.. Oh my god..
 
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Sweeney Tom

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Dolphins OLB Koa Misi got arrested but not charged in a bar fight. He apparently used his "hands, fist, feet and teeth” in a fight and then tried to run from police only to be taken down by a leg sweep from a police officer. He just got off of probation for punching through a door and breaking a bone in a guys face.
 
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Himynameischris

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Sweeney Tom said:
Dolphins OLB Koa Misi got arrested but not charged in a bar fight. He apparently used his "hands, fist, feet and teeth” in a fight and then tried to run from police only to be taken down by a leg sweep from a police officer. He just got off of probation for punching through a door and breaking a bone in a guys face.
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If only he'd put up that much of a fight on the field,
 
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